Don’t believe any female that you meet that innocently tells you “I’m not materialistic. I don’t need physical things to make me complete“. She’s either a hell of a convincing liar or she actually comes from the planet far, far away where men prance around in polkadot leotard and the women stank like rotten fish from the lack of shower.
I’m materialistic.
I want this.
Sony Ericsson C903
And this.
Sony Ericsson Naite – eco phone
And this.
Sony Ericsson Yari
Yes, i want but it’s not in the market yet so how? Wait lor… no money so how? Cry lor.
Mr. Bf will willingly be my victim if i let him be coz hell hath no fury like a woman scorned right? And trust me you don’t want to see me angry. Grrr! I’m joking.
Every time a new model caught my interest, our conversation will consistently revolve around a similar pattern.
“Yer… the handphone so nice!…”
“You want to change handphone is it?”
“No lar… so expensive…”
“It’s ok lar. I get it for you”
“Don’t ok. I don’t want”
Then i will sit and sulk for hours and for the next couple of weeks obsessively stalk the handphone’s latest news updates before finally giving up. You see, i would rather keep my… i mean, his money to go on a vacation. And seeing that he paid for my new laptop and all the trips that we went to, i’m not without reason. And being the reasonable girlfriend that i am, i’ll quench my material desire. Sigh… i am so wai tai, no?
Yes, i am super wai tai and all my previous phones looked like it’s been bitten by a rabid dog. What?! I’m not born with the how-to-take-care-of-your-mobile-phone manual planted in my head ok?!
