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Safety First

Safety First

 
A while back, a girlfriend of mine had her bag snatched while she was waiting for the traffic lights to turn green. She wasn’t aware of the motorcyclist approaching her because she was listening to her MP3 player at that time. In just a matter of seconds the snatcher grabbed her handbag and cut the handle loose.

It’s really scary nowadays when nowhere is safe anymore. I had my share of terrifying encounters which fortunately I was not harmed.

There are a lot of perverts in my housing area. On 2 occasions I was followed from behind and harassed. At that time I wished I had a weapon or a tool to fend myself.

Safetygirl.com sells all kind of safety items such as stun guns, personal alarms, pepper sprays and such. In fact that is not all, they also have emergency kits, women’s working clothes and other safety gears. Everything on the website is design to cater for women’s protection and safety.

They specialize in pepper spray as you can see from the wide array of pepper sprays available on the site. There are pocket pepper sprays, pepper foam, disguised pepper spray, keychain pepper spray and etc.

My favorite is the disguised pepper spray. Like this pepper spray pen.
 


 

I could clip in on my shirt after work and if I was attacked I could grab it easily without the need to open my handbag.
 
 

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CIBAI

 
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Warning
This post may contain content that is inappropriate for some users especially those below 18 years old. Those who are easily offended, read at your own risk.

 

You won’t believe this. This is old news but new news to me O_o.

First let’s see what wikipedia says:
 

Cibai adalah kata makian yang wujud di dalam perbualan sehari-hari di kalangan rakyat Malaysia. Perkataan ini merupakan perkataan Hokkien (bahasa Cina: 芝屄, POJ: chi-bai) yang bermaksud faraj namun telah digunakan oleh kebanyakan kaum lain di Malaysia melalui pergaulan antara berlainan etnik.
 

Selain membawa maksud “faraj”, cibai juga bermaksud “sial”. Ia bermaksud demikian ketika seorang merasa marah atau kecewa dengan sesuatu kejadian. Cibai juga turut digunakan untuk merujuk kepada perempuan di dalam perbualan pada kebiasaannya di kalangan kaum lelaki.
 

Cibai turut digunakan bersama perkataan Hokkien lain untuk menambah kemarahan mereka yang menerima makian. Berikut adalah gabungan antara perkataan cibai dengan perkataan lain:
 

* Chau cibai – bermaksud “faraj busuk”
* Cibai bin – bermaksud “muka faraj” atau bahasa kasarnya “muka puki”

 

This is so funny! Very detailed explanation haha!

For the benefit of those who don’t understand Malay, the word ‘cibai’ means vagina.
 

Now read this. Taken from http://research.microsoft.com/apps/pubs/default.aspx?id=78035
 

Cibai: An abstract interpretation-based static analyzer for modular analysis and verification of Java classes


Francesco Logozzo
January 2007
 

We introduce Cibai a generic static analyzer based on abstract interpretation for the modular analysis and verification of Java classes. We present the abstract semantics and the underlying abstract domain, a combination of an aliasing analysis and octagons.
 

We discuss some implementation issues, and we compare Cibai with similar tools, showing how Cibai achieves a higher level of automation and precision while having comparable performances.

 

A software product named CIBAI! Omg, this is so going down in history!

Guy: Hey what are you doing?
Girl: I’m tinkering around with CIBAI.
Guy: Oh! Nice CIBAI baby!

Like wtf. It’s so vulgar i can’t go on.
 
 

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