Yesterday’s night swim was pretty productive. First, i attempted a front crawl and i nearly got away with it successfully before i got distracted by a guy passing by the pool which caused me near death from inhaling too much chlorine water. I’m so sorry lungs. I’m not even sure if the guy is handsome or not. Without my glasses or contact lens, i’m as blind as a bat.
Then i nearly got hitched.
(Don’t understand ar? Hitched means got married lor and happy ever after gua).
Mr. Bf: Ei when you want to get married?
Me: Err…
Mr. Bf: No need to be so scared lar. I’m not pressuring you or anything. Just curious to know what age you plan to get married.
Me: Err… got lar.
Mr. Bf: So when?
Me: Err… scared lar…
Mr. Bf: Scared? If we have separate rooms so we have our own privacy?
Me: I do!
*Then humming the wedding tune annoyingly, i said,
Me: Oooo i think we just got married. I just said “I do!”.
Mr. Bf: -_-”
Isn’t that romantic? Getting hitched while dog paddling in the pool? Muahahahahaha!
Anyways, to me the ideal matrimony is to have perfect privacy. I even drew up a plan of my future home… in my head.
Not that i am desperate to get married lar. You know what i mean? Every girl has it all planned out so guys don’t get so worried alright? We’re not about to jump on you and declare our undying love and conveniently throw in a wedding vows then forcing you to declare the same… unless if we are already hitting the big three O lar *wakakaka! It’s just a girl thing that we do.
Here are a few ideas that’s on the brim of my head.
My wedding ceremony plans:
1) No big Chinese traditional wedding dinner. I seriously don’t get it why we have to spend a fortune on the dinner and consequently be poor for the rest of our life.
2) No ugly wedding make up (Red lipstick, blue eye shadow).
3) Small and simple dinner with nuclear family members from both sides. I stressed on the word “nuclear family” because this does not involved any extended family members (yee ma ku che not invited).
4) Small and simple dinner with closed friends.
6) Typical “ching chun” wedding photos are a big NO-NO. You know the type where you have to pose femininely ala 60′s Chinese actress and the photos will be blurred till you can’t even recognize yourself? No way.
5) Vacation wedding in foreign country such as France. (Local destination is out of the question).
My post-wedding plans:
1) To have small but separate bedrooms and another master bedroom for when we get lonely. *wakaka!
2) If we are a bit well off then separate work rooms too coz i hate it when people are around while i do my stuffs.
3) The point is to have everything separate.
Now, all i have to do is to hunt for a richer boyfriend and more understanding man.
