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How birth order affects your love life

 
Well, i’m back from the long awaited and long dreaded family trip to Guangzhou/Shenzhen (dreaded because of obvious scenarios of everything that might go wrong that kept playing in my head). With that out of the way, i’m feeling serene yet bored as ever.

What it is about vacations that makes you feel stupendously bored when you finally come back home and pick up life and work from when you left? It’s not like it’s a one year trip or anything, it’s like i’ve been away for only a friggin’ short week. And it’s not like i even enjoyed the trip to Guangzhou anyways (ok maybe just a little bit)… Sigh… now i’m staring at my lappie screen dreaming of some far away land. I feel like crawling into my bed and hibernating the rest of the year away.

Btw, i just borrowed the title from this article i read at Yahoo!
 
 

How birth order affects your love life
By Lisa Lombardi

If you’re an oldest child…

It’s no coincidence that most U.S. Presidents were first-borns, because this is the sign of natural leaders. You’re a take-charge person, so not the type to drive friends and romantic partners crazy asking questions like, “I dunno where we should eat; where do you want to go?” Instead, you’ll make sure you have reservations — and land a prime table, too. And anyone lucky enough to pair up with you won’t spend weeknights wondering whether he or she has Saturday night plans, because “oldest kids are planners,” says Dr. Leman. You’re also old-fashioned (in a good way). You always come through on anniversaries and Valentine’s Day.

Your love challenge: Being more spontaneous. First-borns aren’t the “seize the day” sort (you’re not one to text your sweetie to suggest meeting at this fun café you just walked past). Likewise, “you hate surprises,” Dr. Leman warns. Pity the fool who springs meeting the parents on you or when you thought it was just the two of you going out tonight!

Best match: The youngest child. “It’s a case of opposites attracting,” says Dr. Leman. “You help the last-born be more organized, and the last-born helps you lighten up.”

If you’re a middle child…

Contrary to their reputation as insecure messes (example: Jan Brady), middle kids actually make stable and loyal partners. “One thing you’re not is spoiled,” Dr. Leman says. You probably grew up feeling like you got less attention than your siblings, and that drives you to work for every perk — including a happy relationship. Also in the “positives” category: You’re “a compromiser and negotiator,” Dr. Leman notes, so you’ll give your partner plenty of say in everything from how quickly your relationship progresses to where you go on vacation together. And your romance should be free of daily petty squabbles (middles hate conflict); instead, you try to put others at ease.

Your love challenge: Opening up. Have you ever been told you’re hard to read? “Middle children can be very secretive,” says Dr. Leman. “They got hammered by the first-born and swindled by the baby, so they keep their cards close to their chests.” You’re also not the best communicator when you’re upset. But if you learn to speak up instead of holding your anger in, you’ll have a more harmonious relationship.

Best match: Youngest child. “Middles aren’t as threatened by last-borns as they are by exacting first-borns,” says Dr. Leman, so the odds are good for open communication.

If you’re a youngest child…

You’re all about fun. The most outgoing of all in the birth order spectrum, youngest children live to have a good time (it may be because your parents were more laid-back by the time you came along). On a typical first date you’ll have your date laughing so hard that water shoots out his or her nose. In fact, “most famous comedians are youngest children,” says Dr. Leman. A partial list of famous examples: Jon Stewart, Jim Carrey, Ellen DeGeneres, Steve Martin and Eddie Murphy. And forget ho-hum plans like dinner and a movie; you love to do the unexpected, often on the spur of the moment. You’re the type to take someone to a party only to whisper, “Let’s get out of here” two minutes later… and then convince your date to take a road trip to Atlantic City or Vegas for the weekend.

Your love challenge: “Babies are the least financially dependable,” warns Dr. Leman (it comes from being, well, taken care of all your life). That means your date may be stuck picking up the tab when your credit card is maxed out. Also, some youngest children — not you, of course! — use that last-born charm and charisma to be a bit, ahem, manipulative, says Dr. Leman. That breed of baby will leave a date and sneak off to hit golf balls with pals or something similar, leaving the other person wondering what happened.

Best match: Either the oldest child (they serve as a good counterbalance in a parent-child sort of way) or middle child (they value friendships, so they totally understand why you love being the life of the party).

If you’re an only child…

You’re a rock-solid citizen — and a sweetie. “Only children are super-reliable,” Dr. Leman says. “They’re like oldest children taken to the extreme.” Growing up with only adults made you into a little grown-up early on — meaning you’re serious and dependable. You’re the rare person who will stay up half the night helping a friend or partner prep for a licensing exam or a big work presentation. You’re the type to move your partner’s car so he or she doesn’t get a ticket. Punctual and true to your word, onlies like you never leave a loved one waiting for a call or email. And you’re articulate, too, so your date can expect great conversations that really make a person think.

Your love challenge: Admit it — you’re a bit of a perfectionist. Maybe you send back steaks that aren’t cooked just so or point out a teeny-tiny stain on your date’s sweater. Also, you’re so cautious and pragmatic that you can be very slow to act (i.e., someone else has to make the first move).

Best match: Youngest child, because you balance each other out. The baby of the family adds spontaneity and romance, while you make sure you two aren’t dining by candlelight because the electric bill never got paid.

 
 

It’s like so spot-on it’s creepy! I’m the middle child and everything it says there is really true except the boyfriend part. My boo is the eldest child so i guess that means we are not the best match huh LOL.
 
 

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Royal Love Mail!

 
Our 3rd anniversary is coming up next week and i’ve ordered customized stamps for Mr. Bf :). The set of 10 stamps came this week all the way from UK, Royal Mail.

Look!
 

anniversary 2009
 

Complete with a “LOVE” smiler. Sweet huh? :P.
 

with love
 

Have a good weekend!
 
 

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Happy Valentine’s MyB

 
MyB,

Happy Valentine’s Day!! XOXOXOXOXO!

I’m writing this for the sake of our tradition of me making your eyes water on every Valentine and Birthday. *wakaka! I’m just kidding :P

But unlike last time, i’m going to keep this short and hopefully sweet… because i’m really running out of idea ok. A girl has only got so many ways of professing her undying love alright? Ok, i’m glad you agree with me like always.

So, for this Valentine all i want is to tell you that i love you and that i wish you will take better care of your health because i just can’t imagine life without you… although i wouldn’t mind a trip to Spain, a diamond necklace or a ring, a Kate Spade or even a house in Desa Park City. And that is no joke.
 

Muacks!
 
 

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Kamasutra 101

 
Continuation from McDreamy Doing The Hanky Panky – Part 1
 

We interrupt to bring to you a community message all the way from Confederation of Russian Spies.

It’s been said that only the best of the best could give a TRUE lesson on the ritual of love making. After all, we can’t believe in anyone giving us advice on this intimate issue. That includes porn stars and Hollywood stars… except for Mike Myers. He is the new Love Guru isn’t he?

Well, in my books, the Hanky Panky and Mcdreamy team is the ultimate Kamasutra Guru. Even their names suggest their extraordinary talents. (I suspect being a Russian spy makes alot of diifference. Maybe their intensive training involves bending certain parts of the anatomy… to escape laser beams?)

Enough of blabbering, i’ll let the pictures do the talking.
 

eaglespread style
Eaglespread
 

cowgirl style
Cowgirl
 

69 style
69
 

jackhammer style
Jackhammer
 

doggy style
Doggy

Didn’t i tell you Russian spies are sexy and flexible? Have a nice day.
 
 

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McDreamy Doing The Hanky Panky – Part 1

 
Rummaging through my 2 big plastic box of memories, i found a long lost friend. A gift from Chloe.

Meet Mr. McDreamy.
 

Mr. McDreamy
Mr. McDreamy
 

Ok. He doesn’t look very McDreamy. A little dirty but what do you expect for someone who’s main occupation is sitting in a plastic box gathering dust and mites. Err… i’ll hose him down later (puns not intended).
 

Mr. Hanky Panky
Ms. Hanky Panky chilling out
 

Anyways, remember Mr. Hanky Panky? Well, Mr. Hanky Panky and Mr. McDreamy are best of friends. Best bros. Best chums. Buddies forever. Oh, i think you get what i mean.
 

friends forever
Mr. McDreamy and Ms. Hanky Panky are BFF
 

Mr. McDreamy and Mr. Hanky Panky sits all day in my pandora bag wasting the days away. One hanging on my Lumix, another hanging on my keys.

Besides jamming, getting wasted having drinks together and ogling at hot chickas (All off them the pretty-key-chain-soft-toy type of course. Nothing but the best of women for these macho fellas) , these two butt heads practices a ritual whenever they meet. They love to wrestle each other… to show off their masculinity perhaps.
 

stand on him
Wrestling match gone awry
 

Mr.McDreamy being the shorter and less rounded one always lose.

Mr. Hanky Panky gets the kick out of kicking his fine arse. Occasionally Mr. Hanky Panky would laugh hysterically whenever he sat on Mr. McDreamy while panting out of breath the whole time. If i didn’t know better i would have thought he was having an orgasm.

Boy do i have a vivid imagination… i must be hallucinating.
 

sit on him
Mr. Hanky Panky getting his daily kicks out of kicking his opponents arse
 

Or so i thought… till one day i caught them sleeping together O.o
 

Sleeping together
Caught in the act
 

It turns out that Mr. Hanky Panky is actually a female in disguised. I shall think that she’s a Russian spy on a crucial mission to save the world. It’s only my guess since she won’t admit it. She said that she’ll have to kill me if she tells me the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I rather not die so early in my life. I’m not dying before i try French cuisine.

So from now on, it’s Ms. (not Mr.) Hanky Panky.

I could have sworn that she was a man… although come to think of it i should have guessed by her feminine taste in clothes. She’ll wear nothing but red, day in and day out. And… and… i always thought the 2 butons in the front was just 2 buttons on her shirt or maybe a pair of man boobs. Well, now i know for sure they are real genuine boobies from Russia.

To be continued…
 
 

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Love Letter

 
This post is dedicated to someone special coz it’s our special day today. Get bored, have goosebumps and feel free to regurgitate. As if i care.

Happy 2nd Anniversary to us!

Wow, i can’t believe that we had been together for 2 years already. Remember that i gave “us” the 1 year ultimatum 2 years ago? I wasn’t too convinced in the “Happily Ever After” story line. I doubted that any relationship would end happily (i still have my reservations). What can i say? I’m a pessimist. That is why i came out with the 1 year no strings attached rule so we can part ways after a year. I’m pessimistic and silly.

These 2 years have been one hell of a roller coaster ride. Full of ups and downs. But i’m glad that you’re here with me the whole time, holding up, putting up with my screaming and screeching… and trying not to barf. I know you how much you hate roller coasters :P.

It’s been a tough 2 years for me. I was at my darkest time. Whether i admit it or not, i know i couldn’t had lived through it with so minor scratches without your support. Thank you for forbidding me to say negative things about myself like “I’m stupid” or “I’m ugly” or “I’m useless”. I still think that i’m stupid, ugly, useless and all that crap but it’s scary nice to know that i have a blind bat for a boyfriend. Hahaha! And oh… It’s nice too that you actually understand and share my bad sense of humour. Muahahaha!
 

old couple
Old couple at Angkor Wat
 

I know i’m not a verbal person and saying “I love you” makes my eyes water and face flushed. That pretty sums up the reasons why i don’t say it that often. But believe me, i do. You are my saviour, my best friend, my comic and my family. You are my weekend escape where i return to sanity (which i am also trying to hint that thou shalt not work during weekends coz i will go insane). And most important… my driver. (Oooo now i can see you making the -_-” face).

Last and not least. I love you and i hope there’ll be more anniversaries to come.
 

Ps:// For a guy who doesn’t know what the hell is Bon Odori, doesn’t gel his hair, read Chinese kung fu novels and can’t pronounce “Australia”, i just want to say…

“Why the hell am i with a person more old fashion than me?!!!”

 

Nah, i’m kidding.

Happy Anniversary!
 
 

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Ideas of the Holy Matrimony

 
Yesterday’s night swim was pretty productive. First, i attempted a front crawl and i nearly got away with it successfully before i got distracted by a guy passing by the pool which caused me near death from inhaling too much chlorine water. I’m so sorry lungs. I’m not even sure if the guy is handsome or not. Without my glasses or contact lens, i’m as blind as a bat.

Then i nearly got hitched.
(Don’t understand ar? Hitched means got married lor and happy ever after gua).

Mr. Bf: Ei when you want to get married?
Me: Err…
Mr. Bf: No need to be so scared lar. I’m not pressuring you or anything. Just curious to know what age you plan to get married.
Me: Err… got lar.
Mr. Bf: So when?
Me: Err… scared lar…
Mr. Bf: Scared? If we have separate rooms so we have our own privacy?
Me: I do!
*Then humming the wedding tune annoyingly, i said,
Me: Oooo i think we just got married. I just said “I do!”.
Mr. Bf: -_-”

Isn’t that romantic? Getting hitched while dog paddling in the pool? Muahahahahaha!

Anyways, to me the ideal matrimony is to have perfect privacy. I even drew up a plan of my future home… in my head.

Not that i am desperate to get married lar. You know what i mean? Every girl has it all planned out so guys don’t get so worried alright? We’re not about to jump on you and declare our undying love and conveniently throw in a wedding vows then forcing you to declare the same… unless if we are already hitting the big three O lar *wakakaka! It’s just a girl thing that we do.

Here are a few ideas that’s on the brim of my head.

My wedding ceremony plans:

1) No big Chinese traditional wedding dinner. I seriously don’t get it why we have to spend a fortune on the dinner and consequently be poor for the rest of our life.
2) No ugly wedding make up (Red lipstick, blue eye shadow).
3) Small and simple dinner with nuclear family members from both sides. I stressed on the word “nuclear family” because this does not involved any extended family members (yee ma ku che not invited).
4) Small and simple dinner with closed friends.
6) Typical “ching chun” wedding photos are a big NO-NO. You know the type where you have to pose femininely ala 60′s Chinese actress and the photos will be blurred till you can’t even recognize yourself? No way.
5) Vacation wedding in foreign country such as France. (Local destination is out of the question).

My post-wedding plans:

1) To have small but separate bedrooms and another master bedroom for when we get lonely. *wakaka!
2) If we are a bit well off then separate work rooms too coz i hate it when people are around while i do my stuffs.
3) The point is to have everything separate.

Now, all i have to do is to hunt for a richer boyfriend and more understanding man.
 
 

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