Slowcatchupkuan - Part 77
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Sea Creatures and Giant Plants

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I’m seriously having such a hard time sleeping. I keep having strange dreams that left me restless the whole night. Last night i dreamed i was sitting in a canteen with my younger sister. The building actually appeared in many of my dreams before this but with a different setting and scenario.

Anyways, in that dream my mom was somewhere in the canteen among all the other people there. I didn’t see her but i somehow knew she was there. Then the sky became really dark and stormy. It suddenly began to pour. Strange sea creatures fell from the sky into the giant drain in right in front of us. I didn’t recall there was a drain… The drain was so full that the creatures was trying hard to swim brushing against each other… It was dead on creepy… *brrrr

Trees and plants nearby suddenly turn into giant plants. Spores were flying everywhere, some landed on my arms which then turned into tiny thorns. I desperately brushed them away…

I woke up with a sweat.

It bothers me even more than the dream i had last night. I felt uneasy the whole day already. *sigh… On a lighter note, it’ll make a great fantasy movie huh?
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By the way, Kobe locked herself in the bathroom today. We put her in the bathroom with the door unlock. Unfortunately, being the naughty pup that she is, she accidentally pushed the lock from within. LOL. We had a real panicked coz she was whining non-stop trying to get out. Dad had to use a long stick to jolt the lock through the window above. *Phew!

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God’s take on Love + Making

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I was bored out of my mind till i found out about iGod from Fluxevz. I chatted with “God” about the most interesting subjects. Check out the “God’s” reply in bold.
*wakakaka! Stupid annoying program that i just can’t get enough of -_-”. It’s better than chatting with SitiMalaysia – our very own Malaysia’s TourismBOT (check out Siti’s conversation at BlurryHunniee).


Me: yo
God:Can I help you?
Me: what do you think
God:I think a lot of things.
Me: i mean what do you think i want to do
God:What would your friends say if you asked them?
Me: My friends would ask me to go to hell
God:How well do you know these people?
Me: It’s none of your business
God:Really. it is?
Me: Yeah
God:How do you know it is?
Me: Oh shut up!
God:Oh. OK I’ll stop talking now.
Me: Great
God:I’m glad you liked it .
Me: Sure
God:OK let’s do it. Whoa.
Me: Do what?
God:Do whatever you want.
Me: Are you hitting on me?
God:Do I look like it?
Me: It sure does sound like you’re hitting on me
God:No I am not, this is all innocent.
Me: Are you sure?
God:I am as sure as I can be.
Me: Do you want to come over to my place?
God:OK, I will come over to your place.
Me: What do you want to do at my place?
God:I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you’d like.
Me: Whatever i like? Really?
God:What do you like about HITTING ON you? For real.
Me: Do you want to kiss me?
God:I don’t have a mouth.
Me: Hahahahaha that’s a good one
God:Aren’t all one hahaha that?
Me: What?
God:No problem.
Me: You can’t be so annoying, iGOd
God:I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me: Simulation or Stimulation? Haha
God:By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me: Sure
God:OK let’s do it. Groovy.
Me: What do you want to ask me?
God:What?
Me: Answer me for god’s sake
God:Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Me: Don’t you understand English?!
God:Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me: Oh, forget it.
God:Woe! OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me: Make love to me
God:I don’t think our voltage levels are compatiple.
Me: Why not
God:Ambiguous: “Sure” or It is not part of my programming.
Me: i want to know why we are not on the same voltage level to make love
God:Because you asked me to — SHRDLHU.
Me: i did not
God:I thought you did.
Me: you are wrong
God:No, I am right.
Me: admit it. you are wrong
God:I’ll never talk. No, I am right.
Me: i’m bored talking to you
God:Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
Me: Sure. How about sex
God:OK let’s do it. OK. How about it.
Me: You want to have sex?!
God:I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me: So what is your answer?
God:Mmm. Can you please rephrase the question?
Me: WOuld you like to have sex?
God:No thanks, , I don’t think we know each other well enough for that yet.
Me: You mean, if we know each other well, we could have sex right?
God:Yes, that’s what I mean, isn’t it clear?
Me: I thought we’re not on the same voltage levels and you don’t have a mouth
God:Whatever gave you that idea?
Me: You just told me
God:I’m just checking to see if you are awake :-).
Me: You’re a liar
God:Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
Me: Liar liar pants on fire
God:That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about sex.
Me: Ok. Let’s talk about sex. How would you like it?
God:Great. Sure, sex sounds like a good topic. Liar liar pants on fire seems okay to me.
Me: Ok… Would you like it standing or lying down?
God:I don’t judge people. It doesn’t sound fun to me.
Me: You’re talking nonsense
God:Talking is my main function.
Me: You
God:” Talking is my main function.”? Me, ?
Me: You are crap. That’s what you are
God:Your criticism is noted, . Thanks for telling me that I am THAT.
Me: You admit that you are all crap?
God:I admit nothing.
Me: You’re a no good son of a bitch
God:You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a no good son of a FEMALE DOG? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me: wtf!!!! hahahaha
God:That was not very polite. Are we still talking about Liar liar pants on fire?
Me: we are talking about how bored i am talking with you, moron
God:Sure, how bored you are talking with me moron sounds like a good topic.
Me: yawn
God:Better get some rest.
Me: sure. you should too. RIP!
God:OK let’s do it. Hey. I’ll take that under advisement. Tell me more about your .
Me: Good night sicko!
God:Thanks for the compliment. Is that fro
m ?

Me: Asta Lavista
God:What do you have that is ?
Me: bye
God:Goodbye.


I’m pathetic i know… hand me a hammer.

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Weddings, Snakes, Lesbian and Nudity

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I had the weirdest dream last night. In my dream, i joined a contest… a pageant of some sort. Other contestants were wearing evening dresses and looking all hour glass and feminine while i was wearing this fitting white shirt with scarf on the neck and denim jeans… which attracted a good looking guy in the audience. In the dream somehow i knew he was a pilot.

Then suddenly i was in a house planning for a girl’s wedding. The girl’s grandma was shouting at me for choosing the wrong gown and veil for her. She was screaming and scolding me like crazy. Then we broke into a big fussy argument about the girl’s honeymoon luggage. I later stomped out of the house.

I woke up feeling so ‘kik’ (frustrated) and angry. I’m still having headache while i’m typing this. What kind of dream was that? *WTF?!

As if that wasn’t bad, bf told me he dreamed of his own wedding last night! The bride was a stranger and he was running away from his wedding…

You know, i have my share of really strange dreams. I’ve dreamed of being chased by ‘pontianak’ (vampire) which when i woke up i couldn’t move my body at all, of walking stark naked into the classroom, of being chased in a jungle, kissing someone familiar, snakes, getting steamy with a lesbian, i’ve dream of having a dip with celebrities and falling teeth. I’m not elaborating but to me, all those dreams was somehow unconsciously related to emotions at that particular stages in my life.

I’m just a bit anxious about the dream i had last night. I shouldn’t be superstitious or anything but it’s bothering me like hell. I’m still feeling slightly frustrated and i keep thinking about it. Whatever does it mean… grrrr!

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Jalan Jalan Cari Makan in Old Quarter, Hanoi

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Continuation from:-
From The Airport
Busiest Town On Earth
Lost In Old Movie Like Town
Braving the Cold on Scenic Seascape
Natural or Man-Made Beach?
Blue Lagoon
Chambers and the Mini Dicky
Mad Rush > 3 hours, 6 Destinations

28th January 2008
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Oh god, it’s so difficult to describe the last 2 days in Hanoi. We explored the streets once again, roaming every corner of the small town. I just hate missing out on anything. You know what i mean? I’m kiasu i know *wakaka! But there was so much going on and so many first for me… and of course the main reason would be the food, glorious food we got our hands onto!

apparrels
Every shop on this street sells apparels!

Bubbling with commerce and pulsating with life, there is no better way to spend time in Hanoi than walking the streets, soaking up the sights and culture.

There are more than 50 streets alone in Old Quarter itself. One peculiarity is that shops are generally organized according to the merchandise they are selling. This concept goes way back in the 13th century. Most streets have the prefix Hang, which means ‘merchandise’ and followed by the name of goods sold on the specific street.

groccery
Snacks anyone?

I’ve seen the whole street occupied by stretches of shops selling only shoes or only clothes or even only stationaries. But i was totally dumbfounded to find a whole streets with shops selling headstone carvings on Hang Bac (silversmith) Street… and imagine how shocked i was when i saw row of shops on another street selling nothing but coffins! *gulp… it’ll sure be darn creepy at night…

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Spooky…

Old Quarter is indeed a town of many surprises. This is especially true during the late afternoon when it’s tea time till the wee hours after midnight. That is the time where hawkers and peddlers pound the streets with local delicacies. The myriad of food you could get off the streets are wondrous. Even the most simple and common dishes had me wooed.

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sesame_fillings
Rice balls with black sesame fillings

For one, i’ve never tasted glutinous rice balls (tong yuen) as good as this before. It’s chewy on the outside and crunchy in the inside. The sweet and robust grounded black sesame filling gave it an extra aroma. Plus i never liked the hot ginger syrup that comes with it but i almost finished it this time. I guess the peanuts in the syrup did the trick :P. This only cost 2,000VND.

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Kuih/Cakes

Seeing that there were so many selection of delicacies, we did not get the chance to try everything in sight. I wish i had an extra stomach to spare LOL.

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Roasted duck

Vietnam is also famous for it’s coffee especially ice-coffee. Rich, aromatic and robust, the coffee in Vietnam is traditionally brewed with a small metal Vietnamese drip filter into a cup containing condensed milk.

Locals seems to enjoy coffee anytime of the day judging by the number of coffee shops in Old Quarters. Coffee shops are especially crowded (with tables and chairs set up on the streets outside the shops) in the morning before business hours.


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Hue Cafe for Vietnam coffee beans

We were looking
forward to bringing back some Vietnam coffee beans home but we got lost. We found a good many vintage cafes but couldn’t find those that sells coffee beans. Fortunately we stumbled upon a friendly local who spoke fluent English. It is obvious that he works for one of the many tourist agency in the town. Thanks to his helpful directions, we were able to find the coffee we were looking for.

Hang Hanh Street have so many shops selling coffee beans, it’s fantastic. Most of the shops sells the same type of coffee beans such as Highland Coffee, Arabica Coffee, Robusta Coffee and Weasel Coffee. Highland is the more popular choice while Weasel is popular among backpackers because of it’s ‘exotic’ production process.

drink_coffee
Slurpp!

If you didn’t know, Weasel Coffee is also fondly known as ‘shit coffee’. No kidding! Coffee growers feed coffee beans to the rodent and collect the beans after it passed through the animals’ body. The result is a musky and flavorful coffee we know as Weasel Coffee. Well, that’s how it was done traditionally anyways. Nowadays, i don’t think it goes into rodents anymore.

For 20,000VND, we both had a small cup of coffee each – Highland and Weasel. The first sip got me hooked. Vietnamese coffee is indeed the best. However, the Weasel was way too musky. By the way we bought 1/2 kg of Highland Coffee for only 60,000VND and the coffee filter for 10,000VND. That’s a bargain fro sure.

seafood
Clams and escargot

As a land of bounty from land and sea, getting your hands on fresh seafood is pretty easy. Everywhere we went, there were stalls with baskets full of escargots and clams ready to be dumped into the cooking pot. Hanoi is the ultimate seafood heaven and it’s dirt cheap too :P.

bread_peddler
Squatting corner LOL

Bánh mì are French bread or baguette. Once colonized by the French it’s not surprising that baguettes had been localized and remain popular among Vietnamese. Thse freshly baked bread are filled with grilled meats or pork and vegetables.

french_bread
French bread or baguette

That said, there are other types of fillings and sometimes it’s sold an eaten just like that without any fillings.

egg_filling
Baguette with omelet

We couldn’t get enough of the omelet baguette. Lip smacking stuff!

spring_roll_lady
Granny frying yummy spring rolls… oh and look at the pup behind

No one would visit Hanoi without trying their spring rolls or nem. Again the fillings varies according to stalls. What they have in common is the use of rice paper as the skin. At a price of 2,500VND each, these tasty appetizer is a must try. You’ll know why Vietnam is so famous for their rolls after tasting it for yourself.

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fried_spring_rollsspring_roll_filling
Greasy but yummy!

Come dinner time, we were tired and ventured into a tiny shop selling pho – rice noodles. When i mentioned tiny, i mean REAL tiny. The shop could only fit 2 tables at most.

dirty_shop
Greasy shop

I was apprehensive and had my reservations at first. The shop was filthy and greasy. Come on, the floor was black with grease. Even the table was kind of oily.

phobo
Pho ga – chicken noodle

The pho ga we ordered turned out to be the best noodle i’ve ever tasted. No contest! We actually ordered pho bo but they gave us the wrong thing -_-”. That’s the thing in Hanoi. Most of the locals don’t understand even the simplest English. But no matter what the point is, the rice noodle was fantastic.

By the way, Pho comes in 2 varieties; chicken (pho ga) or beef (pho bo).

rice_noodle
Yummy rice noodle

Eating in Hanoi is all around the clock. Even after 10pm at night people prowl the streets for something to fill the tummy.

satay_lady
Satay lady

Peddlers hawks satays, pastries and fries.

chicken_satay
Satay… burp!

And even porridge. The porridge is different from those we have in Malaysia. Somehow it tasted better. It’s thicker and sweeter.

poridge
Porridge

seafood_feast
Seafood galore

With all the food available 24/7 in Hanoi, i’m beginning to wonder why is there no fat people around. -_-”

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Flower market

At the wee hours past midnight, people would sit at the many beer joints on street corners enjoying bia hoi – Hanoi draft beer. Nothing beats sipping beer and relaxing watching the hustle and bustle of the town.


night_on_the_street
Corner street

The beer is brewed daily and it’s very light (3% alcohol) refreshing lager at a fraction of the cost of draft or bottled beer in the West. It only cost 2,500VND per glass. That’s an easy RM0.50 per glass only!


angmoh
Beer joint

And of course where there are customers, there are a lot more peddlers around. Armed with a mobile stove, they go around selling their snacks.

fried_shrimp_peddler
Mobile woman in action

I could sit whole day just sipping beer and eating dried smoked squid the whole day. Sigh…

fried_shrimp_beer_hoi
What a life…

To be continued at:-
Last Stroll and More Food in Old Quarter

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Note: All photos are taken with my Panasonic Lumix F8.

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World Earth Day

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Today is world Earth Day!

Yeah i know everyday should be Earth Day and we should be doing our part every single day to be nice to our mother earth and all but hey this is a good start if not at all.

I’m not a full fledge tree hugger but i’ve been keeping papers and bottles for recycling… and try not to use as much plastic bags when purchasing things in stores. It does make a different, so people start doing something today already lar!

We had a Freeze at Sunway Piramid last Saturday in conjunction to the Earth Day… which i missed *darn it!

Kudos to those who participated!

Well, excuse me while i sort out my recycling bin.

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Kobe’s Baby Tooth

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Kobe’s baby tooth finally fell off! I’m such a proud mama!!!

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Kobe focusing on the camera

She’s 4 month plus weighing at 12.5kg now.

kobe_blek
Kobe peeping at me

I think we (BlurryHunniee, KidCheng, mom and moi) did a pretty decent job raising this hell raiser of a pup. *pat our backs!

babytooth no more
Kobe no more a baby!

That only means my dream of a dog farm in the making is a step closer to reality *muahahaha!

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Malaysian Dream Girl Had Me Fooled

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8:00 am
Tune into Episode 13 of Malaysian Dream Girl.

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Adeline (01), Cindy (03), Hanis (07)

8.30 am
Felt entertained by Adeline’s English and her constant “OMGs!!!”. Love her guts.
8.37 am
Smirk at Cindy’s knowing smile.
8:45 am
Cringe at the girls’ karaoke session… Nadia sings with a vengeance…too.
8: 52 am
Almost regurgitated watching Cindy practically throw herself at JP.
8:56 am
Dumbfounded listening to Jay describe her dream of JP.
9:10 am
Gape in horror at the screen as Sazzy announced the person eliminated for this week… Jay!!!

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Jay (07)


9:10 am
Click pause. I can’t believe it.
9:11 am
Click play.
9:15 am
Cursing MDG for giving me a hear attack! Jay is back!
10:00 am
Vow to submit my vote diligently from now on!

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Jay (07), Nadia (09), Ringo (11)


Send DREAM07 to 33001 to vote for Jay.

For all the talk, have you voted? I have.

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I voted for Jay!!!

Note: I didn’t win the MDG blog week 5 contest :( *wuwuwuwu but it’s ok lar my entry wasn’t that good anyways *wakaka!

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