Slowcatchupkuan

The Sproutwells

Posted on August 8, 2008 by slowcatchupkuan

You’ve really got to watch this!

Cute right? I think so too. I particularly like Rosie. She reminds me of me. My humour is as dry as her. Haha.

Who would have thought of making a cartoon about fruits and veggies living among humans? It’s hilarious and fun. Now, every time i eat a fruit or vegetable i keep on thinking about what the sproutwells would say.

I love cabbages because it’s sweet and doesn’t taste as green but i wouldn’t want Mrs. Sproutwell accusing me of murder. The cabbage might be her older brother. Then, she might decide to send Baby Green to ‘fertilize’ my garden!

Camping in Front of Tele

Posted on August 8, 2008 by slowcatchupkuan

The Opening Ceremony for 2008 Beijing Olympics is tonight. I’m so, so excited. I’m a sucker for Olympic Openings. Won’t miss it for the world. The ceremony is on 08:08:08pm today which is 08/08/2008. It’s so funny. Those Chinese are really paranoid about the mythical numbers huh? LOL. I bet China is gonna do something really memorable this time around.

Checked the newspaper today. According to the TV Program page, there is only live telecast of the ceremony on TV1. Wtf?! I guess it makes no difference which channel it is broadcasted on but just pressing the ’1′ on the remote control make me feel disgusted *wakaka! 8tv should have taken the live show instead. Then it’ll really be ‘ong’ >> like 2008 Olympic on 08/08/2008 at 08:08:08 by 8tv.

Road Kill

Posted on August 7, 2008 by slowcatchupkuan

Yet another reminder of why i don’t drive ~~besides the fact that i can’t even remember road directions to save my life~~.

Saw a dead cat in the parking lot with it’s face smashed to pieces. Horror.

Kinda look like this but with less gore and possibly less blood.

Another roadkill, another cat bites the dust

… and the cat is smaller and looks much more fragile. I’m don’t like cats (coz they look evil and haughty) that much, but the poor thing lying there… had me almost in tears.

Really beats me how a cat could get run down in the parking lot. Either the cat was momentarily paralyzed with ~~disgust after looking at the fugly driver’s fugly face~~ fear or the driver had a sudden urge to practice some ‘Too Fast Too Furious’ moves in the parking lot. Go figure.

Oops… there goes another car. Poor cat can’t rest in peace even when it’s dead :S.

I Need

Posted on August 6, 2008 by slowcatchupkuan

I emo.

I need a haircut.

I need spa.

I need shopping.

I need to get it out of my system.

Meet The Parents

Posted on August 5, 2008 by slowcatchupkuan

Last weekend i met the parents for the very first time. It wasn’t as scary as i thought it will be but still it got my nerves on the edge. Actually, i’ve met the mom before but that wasn’t great coz i reeked of strong lavender butter and looked like ‘orang minyak’ with a really bad hairdo. I just came out from a facial and massage session and needed a ride home. The mom was with him. I’m the ~~sucker~~ mother of first impressions -_-”.

You know i got it all figured out… about why girls are more nervous than guys when it comes to meeting the parents. Besides the fact that we are vain pots ~~and thinks that a face full off powder and paint would make us more likable to the parents~~, it would be less nerve wrecking if the boyfriend paid full attention to us and fuss over us they way we do them when they meet our parents.

Geeky boyfriend is indeed not very extra-ordinary. Why? Like every other guy, he thinks his parents are the most ‘cincai’ and sporting parents ever and that i don’t have to be worried or on my best manners *faint!. In fact, i think he thinks that it would be alright too if i picked my nose (not that i ever picked my nose in public lar) or act like an epileptic whale in front of his parents. He nearly fainted when i gave him the ultimatum… again and again.

1) When in restaurant, you can’t go to the toilet… no matter what! (so i won’t have to be awkwardly alone with your parents)

2) When dining, take effort to occasionally serve me food! (so i won’t look like a greedy cow)

3) I want to sit in the car’s front seat! (so i won’t have to stare blankly at my hands and outside the window trying to avoid eye contact with the mother sitting next to me)

4) Most important, do not ever leave me alone with your parents or else!

Although he still think that i’m just being silly because he always say “My parents nothing wan lar. They ok wan. Very cincai. No need paiseh. They don’t care as long as i like ok?”, he abided by my rule which i’m really thankful for *wakaka!

I’m so NOT going to do this meeting the parent thingy again anytime too soon.

Do You Walk Around In The Room?

Posted on August 4, 2008 by slowcatchupkuan

This blood type thingy is darn adorable and freaky. I’m type O and the characteristics are 90% true LOL. Blood bank should start to worry. Its the ~~excuse~~ reason i never donated blood before in my entire life. Wouldn’t want to sabotage other people *wakakaka!

What type is yours?