Slowcatchupkuan - Part 50
7

Letter Meme from Alan Tan

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Wow it’s like ages since i did a meme. Somemore this one is so long ler… Thanks to Alan lor -_-”. LOL.

Ps:// Des, don’t hate me after reading this *wakaka!

RULEs:

Do the “Letter MEME”. Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the “How-to” Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear ________(the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal):

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I’m sure you’re ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I’m returning ___8___ to you, but I’ll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

Basically just fill in the blanks on top based on the answers you are gonna choose below. ( I will put my result at the bottom of this entry =) )

1. What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue – Our romance is ove
Red – Our affair is over
White – I’ll join the monastery
Black – I dislike you
Green – Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey – You’re a pervert
Yellow – I’m selling myself
Pink – Your nostrils are insulting
Brown – The mafia wants you
No shirt – You’re a loser
Other – I’m in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January – That night
February – Last year
March – When your dwarf bit me
April – When I tripped on sesame seeds
May – First of May
June – When you put cuffs on me
July – When I threw up
August – When I saw the shrunken head
September – When we skinny dipped
October – When I quoted Santa
November – When your dog ran amok
December – When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos – In your apartment
Pizza – In your camping car
Pasta – Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers – Under the bus
Salad – As you ate enchilada
Chicken – In your closet
Kebab – With Paris Hilton
Fish – In women’s clothing
Sandwiches – At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna – At the mental hospital
Hot dog – Under a state of trance
None of the above – With George Bush and his wife

4. What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow – Hit on
Red – Insult
Black – Ignore
Blue – Knock out
Purple – Pour syrup on
White – Carve your initials into
Grey – Pull the clothes off
Brown – Put leeches on
Orange – Castrate
Pink – Pull the toupee off
Barefoot – Sit on
Other – Drive out

5. What’s the color of your underwear?
Black – My best friend
White – My father
Grey – Bill Clinton
Brown – My fart balloon
Purple – My mustard soufflé
Red – Donald Duck
Blue – My avocado plant
Yellow – My penpal in Ghana
Orange – My Kid Rock-collection
Pink – Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None – My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other – The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs – Man
O.C. – Emotional
One Tree Hill – Open
Heroes – Frostbitten
Lost – High
House – Scared
Simpsons – Cowardly
The news – Mongolic
Idol – Masochistic
Family Guy – Senile
Top Model – Middle-class
None of the above – Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy – How awful I’ve felt
Sad – How boring you are
Bored – That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry – That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed – That we’re cousins
Excited – That there is no solution to this.
Nervous – The middle-east
Worried – That your Honda sucks
Apathetic – That I did a sex-change
Ashamed – That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly – That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous – That I’m open
Other – That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White – Your ring
Yellow – Your love letters
Red – Your Darth Vader-poster
Black – Your tame stone
Blue – The couch cushions
Green – The pictures from LA
Orange – Your false teeth
Brown – Your contact book
Grey – Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple – Your old lottery coupons
Pink – How awful I’ve felt
Other – Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B – Your photo
C/D – The oil stocks
E/F – Your neighbour Martin
G/H – My virginity
I/J – The results of your blood-sample
K/L – Your left ear
M/N – Your suicide note
O/P – My common sense
Q/R – Your mom
S/T – Your collection of butterflies
U/V – Your criminal record
W/X – David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z – Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B -
C/D – Never will forget
E/F – Always wanted to break
G/H – Never openly mocked
I/J – Always have felt dirty before
K/L – Will tell the authorities about
M/N – Told in my confession today about
O/P – Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R – Told my psychiatrist about
S/T – Get sick when I think of
U/V – Always will try to forget
W/X – Am better off without
Y/Z – Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer – Senility
Soft drink – A new life as a clone
Soda – The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk – The apartment building
Wine – Cocaine abuse
Cider – A passionate interest for mice
Juice – Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water – Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate – Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky – To ruin the second world war
Other – To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm regards
USA – Best regards
England – Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain – Go and drown yourself
China – Disgusting regards
Germany – With ease
Japan – Go burn
Greece – Your everlasting enemy
Australia – Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Fuck off now
France – In pain
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Dear Des:

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds at the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you pull the clothes off my best friend. I’m sure you’re cowardly enough to understand that we’re cousins. I’m returning the pictures from LA to you, but I’ll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that told in my confession today about Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Go and drown yourself,
Slowcatchupkuan

I tag: PrincessEileen, tAuRuS, labeille, tekkaus, johnny ong
 
 

4

Happy Birthday Dearest Mom

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It’s mommy’s birthday. Happy Birthday Mom!

She’s going to be 58 today.

Omg, she’s so gonna kill me for telling her age LOL. Hey, i don’t think 58 is old anyways. Mom is more fashionable than me. She’s gone and worn leggings with her long top while i’m still trying to grasp the idea of how leotard-like leggings has become so fashionable. While i admire girls wearing them and looking good wearing them, i still shun the idea of wearing leggings out of the house. Not mom though. She looks so cute under the green top and leggings. God i wanna bear hug her :P.

I always bring her out for a nice dinner in a restaurant but i’m dead, dead broke (coz i gotta save up for my medical expenses and also for our family trip to Bangkok soon) so no dinner this year. A small celebration at home with a nice cake will do i guess.

Mom doesn’t seem to mind. See why i love her? :P
 
 

1

Retail Therapy

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Now i know what is called retail therapy.

Erm… well kind off. Other species of females buy clothes and stuffs to make them look pretty and nice, i on the other hand buy food. Oh well, it’s super depressing to go shopping with the intention of releasing stress only to end up more depressed since i am too fat to fit into any thing nice right now. So what do i do? Stomped into Mark & Spencer and splurged on food *wakaka!
 

splurge
I’m so gonna get fatter
 

And on the way back i bought a Liz Claiborne wallet too! So happy you know coz i’ve been looking for this particular wallet for so long. I found the same design but with different material. I hate PVC. This is fabric. Some more it was such a steal really. Only RM99.00. Yeah, baby!
 

liz claiborne
Nice or not???? Say it’s nice ok?!
 

Tomorrow i’m going to a new salon for facial. For the record, MissyKarWai recommended this place, so if it’s not good and i end up in hives i’m going to kill her.

Good Night.
 
 

6

It Was In The Past

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I am seeing less and less of him. There’s always my family, his family, his work, his boss, my pms and of course his sticky friends. When i do see him, it’s either for 1 or 2 hours or to do some errands or to the doctor…

I shouldn’t be complaining. I feel guity for complaining. He’s already so stressful with his job. And i’m just as mou liu as ever. But sometimes i just wish it was like back then when we just started dating.

Nah… perhaps i should just get a life.

Christmas is coming but i don’t get the funny fluttering feeling of excitement anymore. It’s rather a downer that as you grow old, you get less excitement over anything. You get less happy.

Perhaps it’s just me.
 
 

4

Kelab Lim Chew

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People! I’m not getting married lar. Don’t get your hopes high. He didn’t propose to me lar.

He just mentioned about it in a jokingly manner alright LOL. Stop congratulating me already!!! Btw, if he really did proposed to me for tax benefits, you think i would have agreed meh? Come on people -_-”.

Ok, you can take your mind off my marriage case now. Check out this pic below.
 

lim chew
Let’s partay people! Woo Hoo!!!
 

What the hell is Kelab Lim Chew Kepong? Do you need a club to drink? An excuse for a bunch of old man to partay i suppose. *wakakaka!

I wonder if my dad is a member….
 
 

8

Will You Marry Me?

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I can’t believe that Mr. Bf was asking me to marry him for tax benefits… in a jokingly manner… but still!

How unromantic can a person get -_-” *groan
 
 

3

How Adorable is Adorable

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Ok. I was damn bored and mou liu last night, i took some adorable but mou liu shots of the furry friends on my bed. I have no life and less friends you see coz i’m not so ‘happening’ already. I’ve already happenED *haha i learned this from MeiLi.

So, let me introduce to you CutieCow my helper during the night. Choco (no need to introduce lar coz i intro my toy doggie damn a lot of times already, she also sien liao) is having a hard time sleeping at night because of the glare.
 

choco with cutie cow
ZzzzzZzzzzzzzZZZZZ

Ain’t she the most adorable thing??!

More adorable than you lor *wakaka!
 

choco sleeping
“Hey, stop disturbing me!”
 

Did you know Choco also loves Panda biscuits?
 

panda biscuit
Choco wants some panda!!!
 

Guys keep asking me why are all girls so obsessed with this Meiji branded biscuit.

That’s just bullshit ok.

Where got all girls??? Most girls only ma! *wakakaka! It’s in our DNA. Males have XY chromosomes and female have XX chromosomes right? But wait, there is something that you don’t know yet. Females also have P chromosome (Panda chromosome) hidden somewhere. So, the correct formula for female shoud be XX(P). Ok, ok i’ll stop talking crap. I’m delusional.
 

choco with panda biscuit
Nah, don’t cry, i give you one lar
 

Doesn’t she look girly with CutieCow as a hairband? Maybe i should wear it out myself… -_-”
 

choco eating panda choco
Yum yum
 

Ok, now i feel lots guilty coz i’m pampering my toy dog instead of my real one (Kobe). I shall go pat her and rub her tummy now.

The end. Ktxbai.
 
 

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