Travel And Living | slowcatchupkuan - Part 3
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I’m Sorry The Cabin Is Not Ready


Announcement heard at
Noi Bai International Airport, Vietnam.

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, the flight to Taipei had been delayed due to cabin not ready. Thank you.
Me + EatAllYouCanShung: -_-” Like that also can ar??!

Just when we thought we’ve heard it all…

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From The Airport


Our 5 days in Hanoi was a memorable if not a good one. However, i had never been so glad in my life to see KLCC twin towers on my arrival back to Malaysia last Monday. I had the urge to jump off the Air Bus and kiss the dirt ground. I love Malaysia!

I will explain but i have to warn you that it’s a long story on the next few post to come :P…
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EatAllYouCanShung and i had always wanted to travel by ourselves ala backpacker lifestyle without a tour guide or anything like that. Tour packages are dead boring. They rush you to places that are uninteresting. They bring you to crafts stores selling junks that will cost you both arm and leg. Well… aunties enjoys it… not us. You won’t even have enough time to capture nice photos before being shuffled to the next destination.

It was a dream come true when we got cheap flight tickets from AirAsia. We were going to Hanoi, Vietnam free and easy style. Nevermind that this is only the second official trip we ever had. Nevermind that we have no idea how to go on planning the trip. Kenny and Nicole had done it. How hard would it be right?

We couldn’t be more wrong *muahahaha!

Anyways, we had few months to plan on the trip… but on the day before our trip our result was still:-

25/1/08 – Arrive at Hanoi
26/1/08 – Halong Bay Cruise
27/1/08 – Still at Halong Bay
28/1/08 – Have no idea. Will plan when we get there
29/1/08 – Same as above… evening catch flight back to Malaysia.

MUST DO: At all cost, consume every yummy food we encounter in Hanoi!

We already booked into a budget guesthouse. We had also reserved a room on board of Lagoon Explorer junk for a 2D 1N stay on Halong Bay. We were all set for the coming adventure.
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25th January 2008
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We arrived at LCCT at about 4.30am. It was a mistake booking the early flight. I didn’t not count in the time it takes to travel to LCCT plus i forgot that we have to check in at least 1 or 2 hour earlier. *i will never repeat this mistake again, i will never repeat this mistake again, i will never repeat this mistake again, …… i will never repeat this mistake again

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Me at LCCT’s McD having breakfast at 4.30am…yawn…

I thought at least i could watch the sunrise from the plane but WTF lor. It was too misty. I couldn’t even see the clouds. It was a tiring flight coz it took about 3 hours to arrive at Vietnam’s Noi Bai Airport. Their time in Hanoi is late by 1 hour so it was already 10.30 in the morning Malaysian time.

I had no idea that Vietnam has 4 seasons until that day. Apparently the north part of Vietnam including Hanoi has 4 seasons. Its winter now and it’s darn cold. I guessed that it was at most 12°C only that morning. *die hard lor… i only brought sleeveless Tshirts and a Forever 21 jacket which is not thick at all!


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Bus no. 17 to Old Quarters –
Locals are wearing think jackets and scarfs.


Here is when things got interesting.
The staff from our guesthouse was already waiting for us outside the airport. It was hilarious! We were expecting a car or van or at least a taxi to pick us up but there we were walking down to the bus stop in front of the airport and boarding a mini bus that cost 5,000 VND per ticket. *LOL. I was like -_-” tiu lor… it’s damn cold and i have to naik mini bus so many hours to Old Quarters!


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In the bus on the way to Old Quarters

However, it turned out that taking bus no. 17 to Old Quarters wasn’t that bad after all. It was a pretty great way to start our trip. Besides having a chance to mingle with the local passenger, we get to see the countryside because the bus took the alternate route to Old Quarters.

Besides stretches of paddy fields, there are flower and fruit orchards everywhere. I saw even fields full of ‘sakura’ or what we Chinese called ‘mui fa’ and ‘kat jai’ which is the Chinese mini mandarin oranges.


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Paddy field comes in abundance in Vietnam


Although it was quite a long trip (1hour plus), we were ooohhhh-ahhhh-ing the first few 10 minutes of the ride. *like some jakun keluar kampung -_-”. You won’t see all these if you were taking the highway route. Fortunately the locals on the bus weren’t even bothered. We found out later that locals in Hanoi just don’t bother about tourists… period. They don’t give a hoot who you are or where you’re from *I like them already!


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Almost there… see the bridge behind? It’s darn long .

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View from our room


Our tiny guesthouse, WildLotus Hotel is located at Luong Ngoc Quyen Street. It’s pretty near the entrance to Old Quarters in a nice neighborhood on one of the quieter street in town (quieter but still noisy like hell so you could imagine what’s it like on another street).

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Wildlotus small bedroom

When i say tiny i mean REAL tiny. Tiny like hell. Tiny shit. T.I.N.Y.

The staircase was so narrow that it will only fit one person at a time. Due to that i got my very first present in Hanoi…. I got a swollen eye -_-”.


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Super narrow stairs

As EatAllYouCanShung head up the staircase towards our room, i follow suit. I have no idea what had gotten into him when he suddenly decided to practice a Bruce Lee back-kick. Needless to say, i ended up the victim. He back-kicked right into my right eye. My right eye swelled up and my glasses needs repairing now.

And that marked the start of our 5 days stay in Old Quarters -_-”

Ps:// Dear i’m not mad at you so stop getting all guilty about it… i just hope that you have mastered your Bruce Lee attack on my expense *muahahahaha!

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See how tiny the room is?

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Looking down from the window

To be continued at:-
Busiest Town On Earth
Lost In Old Movie Like Town
Braving the Cold On Scenic Seascape
Natural or Man-Made Beach?


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Note:
All photos are taken with my Panasonic Lumix F8.

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Britney Spears Headstone in Hanoi


Among all the weird stuff i had encountered in Hanoi, here’s one of them.

They have a street called the ‘Coffin Street‘ where you could see whole row of shops selling coffins and headstones.

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May Britney R.I.P.

It’s an obituary for Britney Spears. I know her career is the music scene is dead but i had no idea that she had a headstone in Hanoi all prepared *muahahahaha!
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I am composing the 1.4k photos i had taken from Hanoi. Please be a bit patient alright :P

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Snippet from Hanoi Part 2

12) Tour to the temples and pagodas while it drizzles. Darn museum is closed on Mondays…arggghhh!
13) Shopping time in the market.
14) Had crap (weasel shit) coffee at local coffee house and bought some home. *best coffee i ever had!
15) Walk through the street of Hanoi and stuffing our face with street snacks. *super!
16) Damnit… our hotel had a short circuit… in fact the whole block was in the dark.
17) Drinking dirt cheap cold beer at night while watching the busy street of Hanoi streets.

Tomorrow we have to wake up early and rush in hope to catch the changing of the museum guards in wee morning. Have lunch at a non-profit restaurant. Then *sob sob to the airport…

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Snippet from Hanoi

I have internet access in my room. How we got from planning a budget trip to now having our own internet access in the hotel room is a long long story but i will keep it for another day.

My first 3 days in Hanoi had been the most awful but amazingly wonderful and lucky one. Here’s a snippet of what had been going on:-

1) Arrived only to find out that it’s the coldest day of the month. Probably below 8 degree Celcius.
2) Spent the night in a budget guesthouse with no heater and no water heater!
3) Got lost in Hanoi when it was raining. *icy cold!
4) Accidently board on a luxury private junk for half the price. The most expensive boat ride ever!
5) Almost fainted on top of a hill.
6) I saw a giant penis.
7) Back from Halong Bay with no place to spend the night.
8) Stumbled upon a hotel with our very own internet access on cheap price.
9) Been to the busiest ad largest night market i’ve ever been to.
10) Experience eating at the street stalls of Hanoi.
11) Got conned by a adorable 10 year old kid.

Today we’re going on a city tour to temples and all the literature stuffs… and we’re on for a weasal crap hunt *wakakakaka i’m not kidding we really are gonna hunt for some rodent shit!

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Hanoi, Just A Few Hours Away

I’m on my way to Hanoi now. Don’t go anywhere. I’ll be back soon!!!

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Traveling Mistake – Hanoi Trip


The worst mistake of planning a trip is to wrongly speculate the time, second the weather and third the packing. I would know because i had already messed up with two of the above *wtf?.

My initial thought of booking the 6.30am flight is that i would have more time in my hands to get used to the Old Quarters in Hanoi. I would have more time to walk about and visit more places. So, instead of booking the 10am flight i booked the 6.30am. It did not occurred to me that i need to get my fat arse to LCCT 2 hours earlier to check in. Due to that, this Friday i would have to wake up at 3am so i could get to the airport by 4am. * serves me right for being kiasu!!!

I was also all hyped up when i found out about Tets Festival in Hanoi celebrated in the end of January or early February. It’s similar to our Chinese New Year in Malaysia. I was pretty excited that i would be able to see the locals preparing for the festive seasons. Flowers and joystick and all that! *Woo hoo!! Little did i know that in these 2 months there’s not much visitors to the country. Why? Because it’s darn cold out there. I couldn’t believed it when i saw the weather forecast the other day that it was only 16 degrees in Hanoi. I double checked yesterday. My eyes were fine. It’s colder than Genting… -_-”.

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New memory card – 2G for RM48 at Low Yat Plaza

Now, i’m not going to make the last mistake. I had made a check list. A very long and extensive one. I’m leaving nothing behind!
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Talking bout the trip, i’ve definitely gotta write this down just in case it’s needed as proof in front of the grand jury.

Me: Ei, next week you look out for my package from Chipster ya. They say their going to send me the blogger’s premium by next week.
BlurryHunniee: Why??!! You cannot look out for it yourself meh?
Me: Next Friday i’m not here lar… i go Hanoi ma.
BlurryHunniee: Huh?… You go how many days wor…
Me: 5 days lor.
BlurryHunniee: So long ar…tak biasa lar… don’t go lar…
KidCheng: Yalor later rindu lar… so long… don’t go lar…
Me: Ei hello! It’s 5 days lar. Not that i won’t come back idiots!
KidCheng: Yalar..but still…ei next time we get married, we all leave in same neighbourhood ok.
Me: Ya ya. All leave in Kepong lor.
BlurryHunniee: No No. In Desa Park City!
Me: -_-”

*wakakakaka! Someone please hand me the Good Sister Award!… or get me a super glue disolver.

Whatever it is, i rest my case your honor.

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