Oh btw, Avril Lavigne concert is on. Great (after much embarrassment) but who cares. I don’t. I’ll be sooner caught dead than be caught watching the concert. I think Ugly Betty is sexier than her.
On and Off, On and Off
Malaysia Really Memalukan
This is when i go dig a hole and bury myself in it. The embarrassment. The humiliation.
Avril Lavigne got banned in Malaysia for being too sexy
Totally agree with Joshua. Malaysia should ban Michael Phelps, ban the Internet, ban everything else. No international act wanna come here anymore lar after this. Who wants to deal with the hassle of getting into a tiny country that’ll earn them tiny profits with risk of getting banned anytime.
Malaysia should just ban all foreigners from entering the country. Then we horny Malaysians wouldn’t be turned on by sexy ang moh not covering their skins lor. To hell lar with Malaysia tourism industry lar. Ban, ban, ban!
Come to think of it, Malaysia should also ban those Tongkat Ali and other obat kuat. We wouldn’t want Malaysian men running around with too much ‘energy’ helping out in unlawful fertilization right? Ban!
I am so gonna migrate to a skin baring country.
Chinese Language
I’m proud to be a Malaysian Chinese. We truly have the most colorful culture and might i say, language.
We were sort of discussing something (that i now obviously have no memory off) and the matter of foul language made in into our topic. He was saying that his colleagues were teaching their ang moh bosses bad words which turned out to be a hilarious and amusing session of head scratching, mispronunciations, finger pointing and ended in satisfied back patting. I could only imagine. Besides a few mothers who got cursed and maybe the few genitalia which got ‘applauded’, no one was hurt.
But one thing that i’m definitely sure is, their bosses had just had the most interesting lesson of the Chinese language. We Chinese have really got a way with foul words. Not only do we curse our poor opponent, we also curse his/her mother (usually female gets it more than others -_-”) and if we have our way, his/her ancestors and the generations to come would be roped into the fight and be condemned for eternity. -_-”. Heck if we had our way, not even the genitalia or innards would be spared.
When the Chinese curse, we do it to perfection. *wakakakaka!
For example:-
tiu lei (fark you)
tiu lei ah ma (fark your mother)
tiu lei ah ma chao hai (fark your mother’s smelly pussy)
Not only do we find it necessary to involve the opponent’s family members, we are also master of description. Note the word ‘smelly’.
Another example is, in English we used the word ‘shit’ quite freely. Like when we accidentally bang into the cupboard we say “Shit!”. Or if we forgot to wear socks to work we say “Shit!”. Or when someone forgot to hand you the assignment you call him/her “Shit head!”. But Chinese language doesn’t stop just there. Shit is not disgusting enough. Instead of just “Shit”, we say “Sik Si!” (“Eat shit!”).
What else could you think of? I can think of a thousand and one Chinese foul words that are so creative it’ll make you puke. But let’s censor those for now.
Let’s just say, you haven’t learned your bad words till you learned it the Chinese way.
Indian Gangsters on the Loose
Received this in an email. Not sure if it’s true, but it won’t hurt to be careful. I don’t know what will happen if there really is a person badly hurt and looking for help… coz i sure won’t scroll down my windows. Not in a million years. That goes to show how paranoid we are and how safe the world is now.
For your information. (Very Urgent)
If you meet a guy (especially Indian) who rides a motorbike with bloody hand knocking your window demand you to stop and asking for tissue paper to clean the blood when you are driving a car, remember DO NOT stop the car. at all. Even how he damages your car or holds the side mirrors tightly also DO NOT stop the car but directly drive to the nearest police station. This kind of criminal tactics had been reported about 40 cases in Seremban,K. Lumpur, Shah Alam, P.Jaya and Klang Town police stations (actually around the whole country also happen).
These guys are mainly Indian gangsters, They work in a group and dared to commit this criminal even in the crowded area whereby no body will dare to stop the car to help you. The main purpose of this dirty tactic is to rob you and / or even commit rape if you are female driver driving alone. Please forward this message to the people you care about at your best.
Dr Jeyashree Srinivasan
Island Hospital
Tel: +6012-4308125
Scratched by the Chicken or the Whore?
I wonder how do the people who do subtitles translation get hired. Do they need any requirements or special talents? Like do they need to go to “la International Special School for Subtitling” or something that sounds like that? How in the world do most of it get approved to be aired is beyond me.
Living in Malaysia, i’ve had my share of ridiculous subtitles.
The most classic one i could remember is when the script says “Fire fire!” as in fire a weapon, the Malay subtitle will go “Api api!” as in flaming fire.
Most of the time i got distracted and end up spending the whole time laughing at the ridiculous subtitles.
The latest jaw dropping line that had my in hysteria (credits to Mr. BF for spotting it) is from the movie Wanted by Chris Pratt who plays Barry.
“Hot chicks dig that” which translate to “Chi pa ta” in the Chinese subtitle. For those who don’t know Chinese “Chi pa ta” means “the chicken/whore scratched him”.
Muahahahahahaha! Malaysia Boleh!
Facebook Group on Malaysian Petrol Price
Have you join this facebook group (“1 Million Malaysian who are sick of the RM2.70/liter Petrol Price“)?
The current size of member is 47,076. That’s how many people who’s sick of the fuel price for now LOL.
I Got RM1250 of Road Tax Rebates. Bwahaha!
Yesterday mark the start date for Malaysians motorists to get their road tax rebates. (An attempt from the government to cushion the blow of the recent fuel hike). The rebate of up to RM625.00 – private vehicle; RM150.00 for motorcycles, are for those who had paid their road tax within April and May. For those who had paid before April you’re not eligible for rebate this year, while for those after the month of May, you’ll get it in July.
Even though the claim period is from yesterday till the end of March next year, being typical Malaysians, when there are announcement of cash rebates, everyone would be queuing up since the wee hour in the morning.
Mom was paranoid. She woke me up 2 hours early to drive all the way to the post office. Her exact words are “I’m getting the cash today no matter what! Mana tahu now they say got rebate, next week say rebate called off?!”.
-_-” Nothing beats getting hands on cold hard cash huh?. I guess most of the people especially elders have the same thinking because there were so many people waiting for the post office gate to open. For a mere RM150.00 rebate, some motorcyclists were banging the gate with their helmets nearly causing a riot. Yeah, people are really getting that poor and desperate with the new fuel price.
Since there were 2 counters open for that day, we waited almost 3 hour to get the RM1250. RM1250 coz it’s for 2 vehicles. I strongly advise you to get an old dying car just to rip the road tax rebates. How’s that for a backup plan? *muahahaha!
Ps: You can opt of the “kiriman wang” (postal order) if you don’t have time to stand in the queue. They’ll send the cheque to your home.
~ 1/1/70 12:00 am
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