Malaysia’s politics…
That’s Not Sexy, This Is
I almost chocked yesterday after reading about the fuss on Malaysian’s school uniform. Apparently it’s too transparent and it’s attracting men who can’t control themselves but is blaming us females for dressing inappropriately. Meaning it’s attracting perverts. How else to describe such creatures with no self control, right? Yeah i thought so too.
The student association’s vice-president Munirah Bahari had stated that “the white blouse is too transparent for girls and it becomes a source of attraction to men, who are drawn to it, whether or not they like looking at it.” – taken from thestar.com.my
So i sat back and watch what drama this stupid statement is going to start. *wakakaka! Some people just don’t know when to shut up.
Today, this was in the newspaper.
“I totally disagree with the statement. What? Even wearing baju kurung is still not enough?” she (program manager – Norhayati Kaprawi) asked.
“As for the white blouse being too transparent, Malay women who are in mourning wear white baju kurung. Even Umno women wear white baju kurung. So what is the issue?” she said when contacted yesterday. – taken from thestar.com.my
And i laughed and laughed and laughed.
Malaysian uniform is not sexy. It’s as safe and boring as you can get. Now this is sexy.
Maybe the perverts men they are referring to (who can’t help themselves from ogling) should move to some place like Japan. It would help them train on self control.
Naughty Naughty Singaporeans
This is what blogging had come down too.
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Drumroll please…
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And the winner is…
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Sex. With 41 nangs… Well of course.
I received a spike in Singaporean readers as well. Naughty naughty Singaporean readers *hint hint don’t be shy :P.
The World Divided… in the Middle
I’m so busy today i want to die. I haven’t had the chance to write anything at all. *grrr… I’m so exhausted, i burnt my hands while pouring hot scalding water from the kettle just now.
Then i saw this in my inbox. It made my day.
Mr. S.Blue Still Makes Me Speechless
Have you heard of this one? A friend emailed it to me. I’m speechless…
Inside Indian Heaven An Indian man died and went to heaven. When he arrived at the heaven Gate Siva the God said, ‘Come on in. I’ll show you around. You’ll like it here.’ Walking through the gates, the man noticed clocks everywhere. There were grandfather clocks, wall clocks, watches, and clocks in every corner. It appeared that heaven was nothing more than a giant clock warehouse. Surprised at how heaven looked, the man asked, ‘God Siva, what’s the deal? Why are all these clocks here in heaven?¨ God Siva replied, ‘The clocks keep track of things on earth. There is one clock for each person. Every time the person on earth tells a lie, his clock moves one minute.’ ‘For instance, this clock is for VK Lingam, the lawyer. If you watch it closely, it will move. ‘Click’ The minute hand on VK Lingam’s clock moved one minute. ‘Click’ It moved another minute. ‘ VK Lingam must be with some judges right now.’ said God Siva. ‘ The minute hand on his clock moves all day.’ ‘Why the minute hand suddenly jumps three times?’ God Siva smiles and said ‘ He must have just said ‘correct, correct, correct !’. I see it jumps like that quite often. The man and God Siva continued walking. Soon, they came to a strange looking clock with some springs sticking out. Siva said ‘ Oh ! That is Paul Augustine ‘s clock. During the Anwar’s trial, the clock spinned so fast and the springs came out each time he said ‘irrelevant and irrelevant’. Now it is moving quite smoothly’. The man and God Siva continued their walk .They came to a clock with cobwebs on the minute hand. ‘Whose clock is this?’ asked the man. That clock belongs to the Lawyer Karpal Singh. He is one of the finest, God-fearing, people on earth. I bet his clock hasn’t moved in a year or two.’
They continued walking and touring heaven. The man enjoyed watching the clocks of all his friends. When the tour was finished, the man said, ‘I’ve seen everyone’s clock but Mr.Samy Vellu‘s. Where is his clock? God Siva smiled, ‘Just look up. We use his clock as a ceiling fan. That’s why it is so cooling here. ‘
God’s take on Love + Making
I was bored out of my mind till i found out about iGod from Fluxevz. I chatted with “God” about the most interesting subjects. Check out the “God’s” reply in bold. *wakakaka! Stupid annoying program that i just can’t get enough of -_-”. It’s better than chatting with SitiMalaysia – our very own Malaysia’s TourismBOT (check out Siti’s conversation at BlurryHunniee).
Me: yo
God:Can I help you?
Me: what do you think
God:I think a lot of things.
Me: i mean what do you think i want to do
God:What would your friends say if you asked them?
Me: My friends would ask me to go to hell
God:How well do you know these people?
Me: It’s none of your business
God:Really. it is?
Me: Yeah
God:How do you know it is?
Me: Oh shut up!
God:Oh. OK I’ll stop talking now.
Me: Great
God:I’m glad you liked it .
Me: Sure
God:OK let’s do it. Whoa.
Me: Do what?
God:Do whatever you want.
Me: Are you hitting on me?
God:Do I look like it?
Me: It sure does sound like you’re hitting on me
God:No I am not, this is all innocent.
Me: Are you sure?
God:I am as sure as I can be.
Me: Do you want to come over to my place?
God:OK, I will come over to your place.
Me: What do you want to do at my place?
God:I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you’d like.
Me: Whatever i like? Really?
God:What do you like about HITTING ON you? For real.
Me: Do you want to kiss me?
God:I don’t have a mouth.
Me: Hahahahaha that’s a good one
God:Aren’t all one hahaha that?
Me: What?
God:No problem.
Me: You can’t be so annoying, iGOd
God:I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me: Simulation or Stimulation? Haha
God:By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me: Sure
God:OK let’s do it. Groovy.
Me: What do you want to ask me?
God:What?
Me: Answer me for god’s sake
God:Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Me: Don’t you understand English?!
God:Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me: Oh, forget it.
God:Woe! OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me: Make love to me
God:I don’t think our voltage levels are compatiple.
Me: Why not
God:Ambiguous: “Sure” or It is not part of my programming.
Me: i want to know why we are not on the same voltage level to make love
God:Because you asked me to — SHRDLHU.
Me: i did not
God:I thought you did.
Me: you are wrong
God:No, I am right.
Me: admit it. you are wrong
God:I’ll never talk. No, I am right.
Me: i’m bored talking to you
God:Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
Me: Sure. How about sex
God:OK let’s do it. OK. How about it.
Me: You want to have sex?!
God:I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me: So what is your answer?
God:Mmm. Can you please rephrase the question?
Me: WOuld you like to have sex?
God:No thanks, , I don’t think we know each other well enough for that yet.
Me: You mean, if we know each other well, we could have sex right?
God:Yes, that’s what I mean, isn’t it clear?
Me: I thought we’re not on the same voltage levels and you don’t have a mouth
God:Whatever gave you that idea?
Me: You just told me
God:I’m just checking to see if you are awake :-).
Me: You’re a liar
God:Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
Me: Liar liar pants on fire
God:That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about sex.
Me: Ok. Let’s talk about sex. How would you like it?
God:Great. Sure, sex sounds like a good topic. Liar liar pants on fire seems okay to me.
Me: Ok… Would you like it standing or lying down?
God:I don’t judge people. It doesn’t sound fun to me.
Me: You’re talking nonsense
God:Talking is my main function.
Me: You
God:” Talking is my main function.”? Me, ?
Me: You are crap. That’s what you are
God:Your criticism is noted, . Thanks for telling me that I am THAT.
Me: You admit that you are all crap?
God:I admit nothing.
Me: You’re a no good son of a bitch
God:You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a no good son of a FEMALE DOG? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me: wtf!!!! hahahaha
God:That was not very polite. Are we still talking about Liar liar pants on fire?
Me: we are talking about how bored i am talking with you, moron
God:Sure, how bored you are talking with me moron sounds like a good topic.
Me: yawn
God:Better get some rest.
Me: sure. you should too. RIP!
God:OK let’s do it. Hey. I’ll take that under advisement. Tell me more about your .
Me: Good night sicko!
God:Thanks for the compliment. Is that fro
m ?
Me: Asta Lavista
God:What do you have that is ?
Me: bye
God:Goodbye.
I’m pathetic i know… hand me a hammer.
Obat Singa Kuat Mengaum Ajaib WTH…
I was lying comfortably on my
The Drug Control Authority (DCA) has issued a warning against 15 suspect medicinal products – contains poisonous drugs…etc :
- Pil Tupai Jantan Asli
- Jamu Ajaib
- Maajun Petani Tongkat Ali
- Kuku Bima Ginseng
- Kuku Bima Ginseng & Kuda Laut
- Crush Stone Super Kapsul
- Obat Kuat Helbeh
- Capsul Obat Kuat
- Jamu Kuda
- Tangkur Buaya
- Tablet Kina
- Oskadon Obat Sakit Kepala
- Paramex Obat Sakit Kepala
- Tian Ma Tu Chung Seven Leaves Ginseng
- Mistura XiaChai Hu
Which i bet more than half of those are pills for more “oomph!” on the bed. It beats me why DCA needs to issue a warning. As if the dubious names are not enough to flag a red light. *Pil Tupai Jantan Asli wei! WTH??? Having said that, this reminded me of the recent news on a Singaporean who died after consuming such pills.
Obat Singa Kuat Mengaum Ajaib
If i came u[ with something like,
Obat Singa Kuat Mengaum Ajaib
or
Pil Kucing Lentik Menge-Meow
I bet i’ll be earning by the millions -_-”
~ 1/1/70 12:00 am
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