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I’m proud to be a Malaysian Chinese. We truly have the most colorful culture and might i say, language. We were sort of discussing something (that i now obviously have no memory off) and the matter of foul language made in into our topic. He was saying that his colleagues were teaching their ang moh bosses bad words which turned out to be a hilarious and amusing session of head scratching, mispronunciations, finger pointing and ended in satisfied back patting.[...]

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Have you tried this KY passport control (sexual nationality) test? It’s called ‘Are You British In Bed?‘. Darn Brits comes up with about everything don’t they? LOL. Apparently i’m an Italian in bed. “Passion is everything. Merely holding hands with your loved ones can move you to tears and you periodically set fire to your bed after sex as a sacrifice to the Gods of Love.” Caution. I’m hazardous. Ps:// I’m also 60% Brazilian and 50% Taiwanese in bed. Does[...]

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Introducing the dynamic duo. The Hunk Stalker Vs. The Babe Repellent *Muahahahahahahaha! Wtf indeed!

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This blood type thingy is darn adorable and freaky. I’m type O and the characteristics are 90% true LOL. Blood bank should start to worry. Its the excuse reason i never donated blood before in my entire life. Wouldn’t want to sabotage other people *wakakaka! What type is yours?

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I’ve been wondering forever why we call athlete’s food as Hong Kong Foot. Is it even a real word? Stinky foot *wakakaka! I guess it is -_-”

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Look. It’s a… it’s a… It’s a giant tap looming above town -_-” Imagine how it’ll look like when it rains.

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I wonder how do the people who do subtitles translation get hired. Do they need any requirements or special talents? Like do they need to go to “la International Special School for Subtitling” or something that sounds like that? How in the world do most of it get approved to be aired is beyond me. Living in Malaysia, i’ve had my share of ridiculous subtitles. The most classic one i could remember is when the script says “Fire fire!” as[...]

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