I was going up the stairs focusing on the steps coz i have really clumsy feet. I looked up and saw… the widest arse i’ve ever saw in my life. Nah, i am exaggerating. It wasn’t the biggest nor widest, it was the second widest. Serious. No offense to the lady in front of me. I’m sure she’s nice or sweet or kind or all of the above.
My hand was itching to reach for my camera to snap a shot. But thanks goodness my logic got the better of me. I would’ve ended up with a concussion and her handbag stuffed in my mouth.
She doesn’t have a fat arse but this pic is hot property :P
You know, back in the olden days having a generous bottom is a good thing. In fact it might as well determine your status in life. Girls with big butts (“hou sang yong”) have the better chance of getting married hence escaping single-dom. Having a bigger butt means the you’re the ultimate fertility machine which means you can carry nice, chubby healthy babies.
I remember a conversation whereby an ex-colleague told me that her spouse likes to ogle look at female’s butt. That’s the first thing that catches his eyes. So, he has an appreciation for not-so-small butts. But i have a feeling that his so-called appreciation has less chance to do with fertility than catching Bill Gates typing on a Mac.
Another friend of mine likes to ogle at women’s boobs. Shh… he don’t know that i know so don’t tell him. I caught his eyes flicker (for his benefit, in a none pervert way) to the cleavage and below every time a hot chick or even a not so hot chick pass by. It’s like an automatic security sensor. When chicks walk by, the siren comes to life, the spotlight in place. Look at the spotlight then to the other area… only to find the dog just did his dirty business all over.
See nothing but cleavage?
Mr. Bf on the other hand, focuses on legs. No females’ legs (toned or not) could escape his naked eyes. He is now a certified leg expert if i may say so. Before we were dating, i always find it odd that his head is always slumped and he’s always looking down when he walked. I suspected that it was because of his height and his slouch shoulders. Now that we are dating, that’s another story.
Boy, i’ll give anything to have those
You see, each guys have something… in this case some female body part that they are most attracted to (*why does this sound so wrong LOL… ) and so does girls. I particularly like guy’s shoulders.
There are guys who prefer long slender legs. Some who prefer cleavages and even nice toned ass. Some guys i know like to observed women’s hands and eyes.
So i was wondering… how many of you guy have a fetish for armpits?
Muahahahaha this is so wu liao.
