Archive for the ‘Humour’ Category
Hurray! I got the boyfriend’s permission to post the photos. Partly because he’s afraid i will whine and whine and whine if he didn’t let me and partly because he thinks he looks really leng cai and super cute in the photos *vomit*. So, it was a quiet birthday celebration for the boyfriend at home. With pizza and salad and a little bit of red wine. Cheers. Ok, i look so ugly and big in my sweater so don’t stare[...]
Today mom dragged me out of bed at such an obscene hour. Needless to say i was cranky like a starved baboon. My bones, muscle and head hurt, obviously from last night’s Panadol. I’m really not a morning person. But i did sleepily brushed my teeth and got dressed all in the name of filial piety and because i can’t stand her intense nagging for another second… uhm… mostly the second. Against my better judgment i had agreed to accompany[...]
Suggestive picture of unnatural anime-like Japanese woman with long black hair aside, who in the world would want to whiten their hair?? “Hair whitening shampoo, what every woman needs?” “Lihat rambutku, putih kan?” I think not.
Warning This post may contain content that is inappropriate for some users especially those below 18 years old. Those who are easily offended, read at your own risk. You won’t believe this. This is old news but new news to me O_o. First let’s see what wikipedia says: Cibai adalah kata makian yang wujud di dalam perbualan sehari-hari di kalangan rakyat Malaysia. Perkataan ini merupakan perkataan Hokkien (bahasa Cina: 芝屄, POJ: chi-bai) yang bermaksud faraj namun telah digunakan oleh kebanyakan[...]
People! I’m not getting married lar. Don’t get your hopes high. He didn’t propose to me lar. He just mentioned about it in a jokingly manner alright LOL. Stop congratulating me already!!! Btw, if he really did proposed to me for tax benefits, you think i would have agreed meh? Come on people -_-”. Ok, you can take your mind off my marriage case now. Check out this pic below. Let’s partay people! Woo Hoo!!! What the hell is Kelab[...]
If i become the prime minister the first thing i would do is to revamp all public toilets in malls. That’ll be the first thing on my agenda because i know for sure that after i put my toilet idea into action i’ll be so popular that i’ll be able to serve as the prime minister for years to come. The public will be so grateful that they’ll vote for me over the next 100 years if i ever live[...]
