Suggestive picture of unnatural anime-like Japanese woman with long black hair aside, who in the world would want to whiten their hair??
“Hair whitening shampoo, what every woman needs?”
“Lihat rambutku, putih kan?”
I think not.
Hair Whitening Shampoo?
CIBAI
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You won’t believe this. This is old news but new news to me O_o.
First let’s see what wikipedia says:
Cibai adalah kata makian yang wujud di dalam perbualan sehari-hari di kalangan rakyat Malaysia. Perkataan ini merupakan perkataan Hokkien (bahasa Cina: 芝屄, POJ: chi-bai) yang bermaksud faraj namun telah digunakan oleh kebanyakan kaum lain di Malaysia melalui pergaulan antara berlainan etnik.
Selain membawa maksud “faraj”, cibai juga bermaksud “sial”. Ia bermaksud demikian ketika seorang merasa marah atau kecewa dengan sesuatu kejadian. Cibai juga turut digunakan untuk merujuk kepada perempuan di dalam perbualan pada kebiasaannya di kalangan kaum lelaki.
Cibai turut digunakan bersama perkataan Hokkien lain untuk menambah kemarahan mereka yang menerima makian. Berikut adalah gabungan antara perkataan cibai dengan perkataan lain:
* Chau cibai – bermaksud “faraj busuk”
* Cibai bin – bermaksud “muka faraj” atau bahasa kasarnya “muka puki”
This is so funny! Very detailed explanation haha!
For the benefit of those who don’t understand Malay, the word ‘cibai’ means vagina.
Now read this. Taken from http://research.microsoft.com/apps/pubs/default.aspx?id=78035
Cibai: An abstract interpretation-based static analyzer for modular analysis and verification of Java classes
Francesco Logozzo
January 2007
We introduce Cibai a generic static analyzer based on abstract interpretation for the modular analysis and verification of Java classes. We present the abstract semantics and the underlying abstract domain, a combination of an aliasing analysis and octagons.
We discuss some implementation issues, and we compare Cibai with similar tools, showing how Cibai achieves a higher level of automation and precision while having comparable performances.
A software product named CIBAI! Omg, this is so going down in history!
Guy: Hey what are you doing?
Girl: I’m tinkering around with CIBAI.
Guy: Oh! Nice CIBAI baby!
Like wtf. It’s so vulgar i can’t go on.
Kelab Lim Chew
People! I’m not getting married lar. Don’t get your hopes high. He didn’t propose to me lar.
He just mentioned about it in a jokingly manner alright LOL. Stop congratulating me already!!! Btw, if he really did proposed to me for tax benefits, you think i would have agreed meh? Come on people -_-”.
Ok, you can take your mind off my marriage case now. Check out this pic below.
Let’s partay people! Woo Hoo!!!
What the hell is Kelab Lim Chew Kepong? Do you need a club to drink? An excuse for a bunch of old man to partay i suppose. *wakakaka!
I wonder if my dad is a member….
My Future Boutique
If i have the money i would open a spanking new boutique. But mind you, it would not be like any other boutiques in town. It would be something special. It would be the talk of town. It would be breaking news. Even more of a news than the embarrassing politics in Malaysia.
My boutique will sell gorgeous and sexy apparels for larger size women. By larger size women i am referring to UK sizes 10 and above. There will also be beautiful clothes for women that is well endowed and with bigger bust sizes. But that is not what makes my boutique different from the rest.
What makes it so different is that my boutique will have place cards and cartoons murals on the walls. The cartoons will be making a parody out of skinny people. Yes, my boutique will pay homage to the real women and make fun of Victoria Beckham clones. (I am saying this because i am jealous of skinny bitches… just so you skinny bitches won’t flame me.)
Damn i am so original.
Questions About Birds Droppings
I have never seen so many black crows in my entire life. It’s creepy. It’s like invasion of the crows or something. God there are so many crows on the trees, i got the feeling that they were sending a message to us humans. Like a warning that they will over-populate us soon.
A shot of rifle sent the massive flock of crows scattering into the night sky, towards the food court like it was time for a grand feast. In an instant the floor was canopied with white-ish stain with a hint of olive green. Crow droppings everywhere. O.o
While i was lucky enough to have dodged the poo bombing, Mr. Bf did not. I suspect it is because i have Shaolin blood in my veins. You won’t believe it if i told you i can crouch like a tiger and hide like a dragon right? But i do. I can even dodge bullets so birds droppings are easy peasy… erm maybe not but i can laugh like a hyena.
I tried hard to stifle my hyena laugh when i saw Mr. Bf’s toes drenched in crow shit. *muahahaha!
At times like this, few questions crept into my mind.
How can birds poo while they are flying? I would like to learn so i won’t suffer from constipation ever again.
Why do birds poo while they are flying? A sick fetish maybe.
Why do bird droppings never fail at aiming at human? To pay revenge to human kind maybe.
Does laughing at your partner’s unfortunate luck for getting birds droppings on their toes kills the relationship? I hope not.
The Lack of Waistline
Someone once told me, if all human in this world were designed with a unique special ability, mine would be a dic head (as in dictionary head) coz i make up words that only i could understand.
Among the many nonsensical word i made up, ‘ewww’ is the word that i use almost everyday. No not ‘eww’ the word that is used to express disgust or grossness. Not ‘ewe’ which stands for a female sheep either. I mean ‘ewww’ with a triple W which stands for the the lack of waistline.
In Cantonese waist or waistline is referred to as ‘yiu’. So it only made sense to me only that the lack of waistline is called ‘ewww’ which has similar pronunciation as ‘yiu’ but when spoken one must emphasize on the triple Ws and express it with deep disgust.
For example i have this identical real life conversation with Mr. Bf almost every single day.
Me: I fat.
Mr. Bf: No lar.
Me: Getting fatter and fatter.
Mr. Bf: Where got. Still got ‘yiu’ (waist) wat…
Me: I don’t have ‘yiu’! I have ‘ewww’. Like tree trunk!
Sometimes i think Mr. Bf purposely say i have ‘yiu’ every single time i raise this subject just to spite me and make me say the word. He thinks it’s funny. I think… i’ll bite his head off.
To Be Or Not To Be… A Farmer?
Mr. Bf: The weather today is perfect. Cool and misty.
Me: Yeah…
Mr. Bf: You know what, it kinda reminds me of something. Reminds me that i wanted to be a farmer last time.
Me: Wtf?!
Mr. Bf: Serious! I thought long and hard about it too but i decided not to. I’m not farmer material
Me: Thank god! But why not?
Mr. Bf: Coz i won’t be able to wake up so early in the morning…
Me: Wtf… -_-”
~ 1/1/70 12:00 am
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