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The Don’ts

A moment of conundrum.

To make our lives simpler and hassle free, home appliances were invented. It’s common knowledge and common sense to select home appliances that suits our daily lifestyle and habit. You buy a top loaded washing machine if you have a back problem, you install a shorter water pipe if the basin is small, you place the microwave on reachable level according to your height because god knows how difficult it is to retrieve a hot dish. Common sense, no?

But here you go, a typical “How NOT to Install a Water Filter” by the Home Wrecker.

Loony Ballooney

Hahahahahahha! I can’t stop laughing! Excuse me, but i think i’m going to roll on the floor till i can get this picture out of my head… damnit i it’s already permanently tattooed in my brain!

Loony = batty, bonkers, crazy, cuckoo, demented, deranged, insane, lunatic, mental, nuts, mad, psycho, unbalanced, idiotic, freaky, silly, stupid, screwy, absurd, moronic, daft… well you get the gist of it.

Oh, don’t worry if you have no friggin’ idea what this is about. Your brain cells haven’t given up on you, it’s just an inside joke that insiders like me and few others would really understand. And if you are the insiders like me, it’s really the funniest thing ever!

Koala and the Tree Trunk

Koala Bear
Wu Wei Xiong
Mou Mei Hung
Koala Pan
Beruang Koala

That is what i look like in almost every photos i have taken with the boyfriend. Me the Koala hugging him the tree trunk.

See?

Another one.

And another.

Nah! See.

Yawn and another one.

I am an arboreal-herbicorous-marsupial-like human native to Malaysia.

Nom, nom, nom, ZzZZzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzZZZZ…

Funny

“Hmmm…. should i or should i not… that is the question…”

“Wtf. I can’t reach it!”

“Double WTF”

What’s with my facial expression??!!

World’s Ugliest Butterfly

Damn cute!

I was using the PC last night; i turned around and saw the boyfriend lying on my giant dog bone pillow.

It occurred to me that he looked like a butterfly with the orange checkered bone as the wings. No?

Like this.

A bonus from the boyfriend. Dead butterfly look – dying from hunger.

Ahahahahaha!

Germany 0 – Spain 1

Meet the World Cup so-called oracle, octopus Paul.

and now meet the frying pan.

There’s where i’m wishing Paul is sitting right now. Frying.

Why is everyone a Spanish fan??! Am i the only one who rooted for Germany?

If Paul doesn’t predict Netherlands winning the cup at finals this year, i’m going out to have fried squid for supper.

Anyone know where to get sotong goreng so late at night?

May the Force be With Yiuuuu

Did you read the news about the 7 year old boy who called 911 and saved the whole family from attackers? At the age of 7 he had the right mind to grab his sister and dialled 911 from the bathroom. That’s like wow!

I vaguely remember what i was like at 7. I didn’t even know what’s the emergency number back then. At that age, i only knew 799 2525 by heart. That’s for Pizza Hut delivery haha!

Remember the song “755 2525, 799 2525, 7992525, special delivery!”? Well, yeah i think i tried dialing that number to reach the police which really bugged the hell out of the operator.

Then when i’m 8 or 9 i think i dialled 999 just for the kicks of it. Ok, come on don’t judge me, i was young and seriously don’t tell me you haven’t made prank calls before. Seriously, no? Your childhood sucks :P.

By the way, the boyfriend sent me this yesterday. Really made my day.