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Getting All Excited Over Tintin

Getting All Excited Over Tintin

 
My first contact with Tintin was way back in primary school. I was what, perhaps in Standard 4 or 5 when i happened to pick up a crumpled, dog eared comic with colorful pictures. It probably wasn’t in as bad condition as i remembered because you know how memory tends to exaggerate. However it was missing a pages or two and a vintage, made of the old school newsprint instead of the type of glossy paper used in comics today; that i am sure.

At that time my school was having a reading program where a certain time slot is placed before the school assembly started. Everyone must sit on the hall’s floor with a book to read. Well, most of us just opened the text book on our lap and stared into space waiting for the 30 minutes to pass. For those looking for a more creative outlet, in front of the hall next to the piano there was a battered wooden book case that actually flips open like a book. In it were books that had seen better days. That’s where i found my treasure.

I might have mindlessly stashed it in my school bag after the bell rang or i might have stolen it (come on the books in there ends up in the trash sooner or later anyways) but i only recall finding it again back at home. I have faint memories of Egyptian mummies and balls of fire so i’m pretty sure it was Hergé’s The Adventures of Tintin: The Seven Crystal Balls. I read and re-read the thin comic and enjoyed every minute of it even though at that age i didn’t understand the themed political propaganda of Tintin stories.
 


 

But soon i found other exciting things to do and i hid it in the back of the drawer and forgot all about it. That’s when i lost my treasure; i never found it again.

That will make it to the “Most regrettable things i’ve done” list because the battered Tintin would be worth a lot now but mostly because it’s one of my favorite comics. Instead i have to settle for the new hardcover collection like everyone else. The story of Tintin with his sidekick, Snowy is the same but somehow the feeling is muted without the newsprint material. Like what the hiking guide keep saying to us in Chiang Mai “Same, same but different”.
 

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Just the same it’s hard not to be excited knowing the movie is screening soon in Malaysia. Watching Tintin and Snowy running around the globe getting into trouble and kicking some bad villain’s arse and Captain Haddock’s totally unorthodox cursing especially “Blue Blistering Barnacles!” is just too fun. It’s like being a kid again.

Trailer: The Adventures of Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn.
 


 
 

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Get Wowed by Real Steel!

Get Wowed by Real Steel!

 
First the synopsis from IMDb.
 

“Set in the near future, where robot boxing is a top sport, a struggling promoter feels he’s found a champion in a discarded robot. During his hopeful rise to the top, he discovers he has an 11-year-old son who wants to know his father.”

 


 

Much anticipation had been placed on this movie especially when everyone in my circle had highly recommended it. And i pretty much enjoyed the entire show.

The plot borderlines corny with some cheesy scenes i could go without but the good performance by the casts more than made up for it. Evangeline Lilly and Hugh Jackman gave a genuine and endearing performance (ok not so much Jackman but Lilly and him is really good to look at) and Dakota Goyo who plays the cute yet street-smart son is very impressive. He’s a force to look out for, this kid.
 


 

Loved the robot hero, Atom. Compared to the other almost monstrous robots in the arena, Atom looks like a beaten metal scrap but it’s easy to grow fond of him and every time Atom fights you just can’t help but cross your finger and hope he pulls through.

And oh, can he dance!

It would be awesome if i have a personal robot like him.
 


 

Mostly i was blown away by the sensational robots and the excellent CGI. I was so caught up with the robot boxing matches that i actually wanted to stand up to cheer and jeer. The sound effects were incredible. Wham! Wham! Wham! So realistic it was that i winced more than once watching the robots tearing up each other.

By the end of the fight my adrenaline was pumping and i was flushed. It was that cool!
 


 

If you haven’t watched it then you are missing out; perhaps not for the sentimentality of the father and son relationship but for the spectacular metal clanging on metal fights.
 


 
 

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Contagion

Contagion

 
I’m pretty surprised that Contagion actually earned rather positive reviews from many.

On the other hand, it was such a boring experience for me. The movie is not what we actually call action-packed. In fact, it is very slow-paced, not exactly the kind of heart-thumping, nerve-wrecking, dramatic kind of movie that i would have expected considering Contagion is about the outbreak of epidemic (i think the correct term should be pandemic instead) worldwide and the effects on ordinary people as they struggle to stay alive – you know panic, confusion, hysteria and all those stuffs.
 


 

The star-studded production didn’t do the magic. There are just too many leading characters, too many tales to tell and too little time. Spells weak character development to me.

Gwyneth Paltrow appeared only in the first quarter of the movie; she was the one whom contracted the disease in the first place and few scenes into the movie she collapsed with severe seizures and died – erm i apologize for the spoiler. Matt Damon plays the husband who coincidentally is immune to the disease but struggles to keep her daughter safe (his son also died from the disease). I expected a more grieve-stricken and compelling character for someone who had lost his wife and son and is perhaps on the brink of losing his daughter but instead the character failed to make an impact.
 


 

Marion Cotillard plays an epidemiologist traveled to Hong Kong to find out where the sickness originated then got kidnapped to exchange for vaccines. Again, no impact; we only get a sketchy version of the character. What i waste, i love Cottilard.
 


 

While this could have been a poignant movie, it did nothing but droned on monotonously with too much focus on the leading cast instead of emphasizing on the reaction of the citizen at risk.

All the while the government is trying to keep the citizen under control and come out with the vaccine, people begin to panic, they thrash the supermarket, they rob the shops, and they become paranoid. But instead of building up on the fear and distress, we see Kate Winslet’s scene after scene of dull but endless plight to quarantine the infected areas.
 


 

Also occupying too much unnecessary screen time is Jude Law. Remind me of never buying tickets to any movie with Jude Law in it… besides Sherlock Holmes that is. He was atrocious and extremely annoying in the movie that kind of makes me want to stand up and leave the cineplex.
 


 
 

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Martial Arts, Cowboys and Aliens

Martial Arts, Cowboys and Aliens

 
Two strange movies on a weekend. Horrid? Not really. Super? Definitely not. Average? Sometimes. Enjoyable? Can’t make up my mind.

First it was Wu Xia, another showcase of Donny Yen’s brilliant kung fu kicks and punches. He would never win any award for his acting but martial arts is his forte and he kick ass at it alright
 


 

Wu Xia is not the usual action packed kung fu movies. In fact it’s a bit slow paced and at times long winded. Takeshi Kaneshiro plays a detective in the movie and he almost stole the show with his comedic timing. He got most of the dialogue anyways. Reminds me of an olden times Chinese Sherlock Holmes, even the flashback slow motion fighting scenes have the essence of scenes from the Sherlock Holmes movie.

I’m left wondering how it is possible that his command of Cantonese language have not improved after a decade in the industry.
 


 

Donny Yen is Donny Yen. Marvelous fluid kung fu, poor villains beaten up like sandbags. But there’s more talk than action in this movie so it’s kind of a bore.
 


 

The pace caught up towards the ending – more fighting scenes. Yay!

The background music during the kung fu scenes is almost comical but cool. Erm, how do you actually describe it? Like background music for Spiderman or other superhero movies.

The ending was a tad anti-climax though. If you’ve watch this movie you would know what i mean. Zap! And the huge man with superhuman strength and power went down. Tsk tsk tsk.
 


 

The next day against all odds, we bought tickets for Cowboys & Aliens (CA).

Have i mentioned how wonderful it is going to the cinema on the fasting month? Yes, it feels great that you could choose whatever movie you desire and there’s no queuing and no blinking red SOLD OUT sign above the ticket counter. Bliss.
 


 

I guess it’s not a very good idea watching this movie. After all, i’ve not hear a positive comment about it. Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford is a strange combo plus i have lost hope in Harrison Ford ever since the last Indiana Jones movies (Kingdom of the Crystal Skull) premiered three years back. If there’s any other sign that this movie is not going to win any awards it’s Steven Spielberg’s involvement in it – his near criminal obsession over aliens and all.

Probably should have heed the warnings and save ourselves the RM22. Could have bought us a few dozens of Ikea curry puffs instead.
 


 

But being a fan of Western cowboy movies (ok i’m super tomboy) plus a crazy fan of Indiana Jones movies (before the aliens took over on the Kingdom of Crystal Skulls that is) and Daniel Craig is always on my hottie list, we sat through the show.

If nothing else, Craig’s sexy butt beckons.
 


 

See?

Super tight, tight omg cowboy pants y’all!
 


 

The backdrop of CA is impressive, that’s if you love dust, canyons, saloons and every element in cowboy movies. Yes, i likey. Plot wise it leaned towards being ridiculous, not for the alien invading earth to remove every evident of gold on earth but for Jack Lonergan (Craig) to actually get possession of the metal-bracelet-cum-super-power-weapon-thingy from the evil aliens is really far fetch. How could the alien be naive enough to remove the weapon from their… uh arm? tentacles?… and place it conveniently next to the human’s easy reach. Well what did i expect from a movie with cowboys and aliens in a mix…
 


 

I was bored from the start, the middle and towards the ending i was still bored. The aliens wasn’t scary enough even though the person sitting next to us was screaming atrociously, Ford wasn’t convincing enough, Sam Rockwell (plays Doc in CA) really annoys me whichever movie he is in, Olivia Wilde is hot in a weird kind of way but it kind of gave me the feeling that she’s in the movie just for the sake of having a female in the set. I like the dog though, very cute.

Oh, Daniel Craig is very cute too. Almost made up for all the yawns.
 
 

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Pirates Caribbean 4: On Stranger Tides

Pirates Caribbean 4: On Stranger Tides

 
Ever a sucker for Johnny Depp’s movies especially the pirates series, it was a really long wait since At World’s End. Of course as a fan i feel it is my utmost duty to grab the tickets on the first day of the screening.
 


 

I brought my jacket in case it got cold in the cineplex. I was actually torn between the thicker jacket so i would be cozy throughout the movie or the thinner jacket because i am 100% sure the cineplex will be packed with people so there’ll be enough body heat to mute the air-conditioning. Everyone with the right mind loves Pirates Caribbean right?!

Anyhow, i also bought bottles of water in case i got thirsty. I went to the ladies so i won’t have to make a run in the middle of the movie. I was comfortably prepared for a 2 hour 17 mins of blissful adventure.

Yet, when the credit rolled i was puzzled.
 


 

I don’t know if i enjoyed the movie. I don’t know if i even like the movie.

But how can?!! It’s Pirates of Caribbean!!! It’s Johnny friggin’ Depp!!!!
 


 

But, but, but… uh… i don’t get the story. It’s so pointless. There were too much yapping. Believe it or not i actually think Johnny Depp has too much screen time!

There’s no actual heart-beat-stopping action and i prefer the Black Pearl more than The Queens Anne Revenge.

I find it ridiculous that the Spanish fleet actually went through all the trouble to locate the fountain of youth just to destroy it instead of claiming it as their own. Come on, it’s a bit far fetch isn’t it?

It was like a comedy more than an action/adventure movie. The scene where Penelope Cruise says she’s pregnant was ironic because she actually had a bun in the oven in real life but it wasn’t even funny.
 


 

Still it’s Pirates Caribbean and Geoffrey Rush (Captain Barbosa) never fails me and, and the mermaids were hot and it wasn’t bad just doesn’t live up to the last 3 sequel.

I’ve decided that if anyone asks me whether the movie is of any good i’ll tell them it was fantastic just because i’m a diehard fan and diehard fans remain loyal to the end.
 
 

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Affectionate or Craziness

 
Since Kobe came into my life i’ve become such a cry baby Mother Theresa and at the same time a sadistic RAGE machine. Serious.

I see stray dogs wondering the streets, i want to cry and i so, so want to take them all home. I see an abandoned and injured animal, i want to nurse it back to health and find it a home. I see a turd head treating his pet like shit (forgive my RAGE mode language), i so want to stick pins in the bastard’s eyeball, disembowel him and leave him to DIE a dozen horrible deaths. May he rot in hell.

I just realized that the boyfriend and i had become an animal rescue team of some sort. We rescued about half a dozen dogs already and just last weekend we even managed to rescue a tortoise. Some asshole drove all the way to Desa ParkCity, stopped his car and left his pet tortoise on the roadside.

OMFG what a dick head. These people have no conscience.

Don’t these people realize that animals have feelings too. They should be sent to prison for committing such atrocity and made to watch Hachiko repeatedly until it gets through their thick little skull how loyal pets could be.

Sigh…

Speaking of Hachiko, omg it’s like the saddest movie i’ve ever watched. I don’t remember any movie that made me i cry so terribly. It’s just so, so sad and by the end of the movie my eyes were all puffy, my nose stuck, my face wet with tears and i was sobbing uncontrollably. Worst, when i look next to me wanting the boyfriend to comfort me, i saw another red sobbing face staring back at me. He was crying even worse than me. Ah, FML.

And today dad was watching the same DVD at home. I went into the room because i didn’t want to watch it a second time. Yet, i could hear the background music and i was in tears. I’m so traumatized.

Is there such things as OverAffectionateTowardsAnimalDisorder? I’ll be the president.
 
 

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Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallow

Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallow

 
Kiasu me.
 


 

Watched this on 17th, that’s before the official release date in Malaysia. Yes, i was extremely excited about Harry Potter. Not that i’m a super crazy fan of the book or even the movie, i just think the book is a great read (i read the complete collection 4 times already which i still find enjoyable because i have short attention span and parts of the book still surprises me even on my fourth read! Geez!) and i’ve already watched the other episodes so i’m die, die also want to follow the rest of the episodes.

I have mixed feelings about this episode though. It’s not because of the lack in action because i’ve already expected that. 3/4 of the book was about Harry, Ron and Hermione on the run and waiting, waiting and waiting so it’s to be expected that this first half of the episode is just a built up to the next episode.
 


 

I kind of enjoyed it and i think they did a great job because it’s not an easy story to make. The main characters was funny and convincing even though some of the characters in the movie is not as i imagined from the book, i.e. Rufus Scrimgeour which i imagined would be a Einstein look-a-like and Xenophilius Lovegood i imagined would be a lot more whacky.

The plot atmosphere was a lot darker and adult. Rupert Grint was brilliant as always Emma Watson is as always gorgeous! It’s like am Emma Watson fashion show in there LOL. The gorgeous designer red dress by Jenny Packham omg!
 


 

However what irks me is that most of the details in the movie had been altered; it was completely different from the book. It’s funny that a friend who is a diehard fan of Harry Potter challenged me to name a few scenes that had been changed. Unfortunately i couldn’t even come up with one but for the record i kinda just knew when i watch the movie.

Now i can absolutely confirm because right now i am reading the Deathly Hallow for the 5th time, ha!
 


 

I wouldn’t go as far as to say this installment of Harry Potter is pointless. I just wish that they had just made one movie instead of two like maybe a 3 hour movie or so. It’s a downer that we have to wait another year for the final installment.

Hmm… for a non Harry Potter fan i am rambling on and on about Harry Potter. Now you’re never going to believe me when i say i’m not a fan huh?
 

Ps: Next i will be ranting about Narnia and Due Date and maybe i’ll throw in a review about my fav Bollywood movie, the Three Idiots (i’ve watched that like 4 times on the same week ages ago la but still… it’s super awesome).
 
 

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