Ever a sucker for Johnny Depp’s movies especially the pirates series, it was a really long wait since At World’s End. Of course as a fan i feel it is my utmost duty to grab the tickets on the first day of the screening.
 

I brought my jacket in case it got cold in the cineplex. I was actually torn between the thicker jacket so i would be cozy throughout the movie or the thinner jacket because i am 100% sure the cineplex will be packed with people so there’ll be enough body heat to mute the air-conditioning. Everyone with the right mind loves Pirates Caribbean right?!

Anyhow, i also bought bottles of water in case i got thirsty. I went to the ladies so i won’t have to make a run in the middle of the movie. I was comfortably prepared for a 2 hour 17 mins of blissful adventure.

Yet, when the credit rolled i was puzzled.
 

I don’t know if i enjoyed the movie. I don’t know if i even like the movie.

But how can?!! It’s Pirates of Caribbean!!! It’s Johnny friggin’ Depp!!!!
 

But, but, but… uh… i don’t get the story. It’s so pointless. There were too much yapping. Believe it or not i actually think Johnny Depp has too much screen time!

There’s no actual heart-beat-stopping action and i prefer the Black Pearl more than The Queens Anne Revenge.

I find it ridiculous that the Spanish fleet actually went through all the trouble to locate the fountain of youth just to destroy it instead of claiming it as their own. Come on, it’s a bit far fetch isn’t it?

It was like a comedy more than an action/adventure movie. The scene where Penelope Cruise says she’s pregnant was ironic because she actually had a bun in the oven in real life but it wasn’t even funny.
 

Still it’s Pirates Caribbean and Geoffrey Rush (Captain Barbosa) never fails me and, and the mermaids were hot and it wasn’t bad just doesn’t live up to the last 3 sequel.

I’ve decided that if anyone asks me whether the movie is of any good i’ll tell them it was fantastic just because i’m a diehard fan and diehard fans remain loyal to the end.