See, i worn out my brain making this up for you today.
 

Happy Birthday to you,
You should know i love you,
I’m sticking like a super glue,
Though you’re old and a boo boo!

I don’t know what that means but it rhymes ok!
We’ll get some candles and blow it out tonight… and set the house on fire or something… just to make it fun. No one’s gonna call you a boring old man then. Hahahaha!

Now i have to lie down to recuperate.