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Happy Dumpling Festival!

Happy Dumpling Festival!

 
Is today Dumpling Festival day? Oh, it is? Err… Happy Dumpling Festival to everyone then.

Enjoy your delicious dumpling while i sulk because i have none. :(
No wonder i forgot about today.

See! I have to borrow other people’s dumpling pictures. -_-”
 

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Dumplings! – taken from http://sparklette.net/ -
 

Mom is being a cheapskate (psssttt don’t tell her i said that!). She says the dumplings are so expensive today so she didn’t get any. Wtf. So i expect there’ll be a pail load on the dining table only tomorrow.
 

By the way, something unrelated… Lim Guan Eng’s skin is so smooth and fair and…and it glows! I wonder what skin care range he uses. Wtf.
 
 

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CIBAI

 
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This post may contain content that is inappropriate for some users especially those below 18 years old. Those who are easily offended, read at your own risk.

 

You won’t believe this. This is old news but new news to me O_o.

First let’s see what wikipedia says:
 

Cibai adalah kata makian yang wujud di dalam perbualan sehari-hari di kalangan rakyat Malaysia. Perkataan ini merupakan perkataan Hokkien (bahasa Cina: 芝屄, POJ: chi-bai) yang bermaksud faraj namun telah digunakan oleh kebanyakan kaum lain di Malaysia melalui pergaulan antara berlainan etnik.
 

Selain membawa maksud “faraj”, cibai juga bermaksud “sial”. Ia bermaksud demikian ketika seorang merasa marah atau kecewa dengan sesuatu kejadian. Cibai juga turut digunakan untuk merujuk kepada perempuan di dalam perbualan pada kebiasaannya di kalangan kaum lelaki.
 

Cibai turut digunakan bersama perkataan Hokkien lain untuk menambah kemarahan mereka yang menerima makian. Berikut adalah gabungan antara perkataan cibai dengan perkataan lain:
 

* Chau cibai – bermaksud “faraj busuk”
* Cibai bin – bermaksud “muka faraj” atau bahasa kasarnya “muka puki”

 

This is so funny! Very detailed explanation haha!

For the benefit of those who don’t understand Malay, the word ‘cibai’ means vagina.
 

Now read this. Taken from http://research.microsoft.com/apps/pubs/default.aspx?id=78035
 

Cibai: An abstract interpretation-based static analyzer for modular analysis and verification of Java classes


Francesco Logozzo
January 2007
 

We introduce Cibai a generic static analyzer based on abstract interpretation for the modular analysis and verification of Java classes. We present the abstract semantics and the underlying abstract domain, a combination of an aliasing analysis and octagons.
 

We discuss some implementation issues, and we compare Cibai with similar tools, showing how Cibai achieves a higher level of automation and precision while having comparable performances.

 

A software product named CIBAI! Omg, this is so going down in history!

Guy: Hey what are you doing?
Girl: I’m tinkering around with CIBAI.
Guy: Oh! Nice CIBAI baby!

Like wtf. It’s so vulgar i can’t go on.
 
 

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Traumatized

 
Something really horrible happened this morning. I’m truly traumatized.

Pou Pou mauled a young cat to death. Then Kobe joined in the ‘fun’.

No matter how hard i whacked her, Pou Pou wouldn’t let go of the poor cat!

By the time i rushed the cat to the vet, it’s already dead.

It choked to death on my lap. The eyes glazed over.

Pou Pou or Kobe had punctured the poor cat’s lungs.

I buried the cat in front of my house.

I feel so guilty and sad but i have no one but myself to blame.

It was horrible, horrible, horrible.
 
 

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Things in Common

 
What has she
 

channel
Channel no. 1
 

and these
 

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Paddington + Woodstock
 

has in common?
 
 

The answer is qwerp.

Haha. Both are courtesy of qwerp… well errr no. He didn’t give me Channel, his doggy (i think it’s a Staffordshire Bull Terrier), but the pic of Channel roaming the fields and the cute plushies souvenirs are all the way from UK. Ok, ok i’m greedy. Was supposed to pick one but i can’t decide whether Paddington Bear or Woodstock is cuter so instead qwerp let me have 2 of them hehehe.

I heart :)

Channel more, plushies second hehe.
 
 

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American Idol 2009

American Idol 2009

 
I’m in mourning.

Adam Lambert didn’t win American Idol. I thought his rendition of Mad World was the bomb.
 

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Kris Vs. Adam
 

See what i mean?
 


Adam Lambert – Mad World
 

I can’t believe Kris Allen won. He’s so forgettable. No style ler. Ish…

Not like i ever watched American Idol from start to finish lar. It’s becoming sooooo boring. But who could resist Adam right? He’s so theatrical. So drama man. At least he is entertaining.

Argghhhh! *Pulling my hair!* What’s wrong with the voters???!!!!
 
 

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And So, it was Angels & Demons

And So, it was Angels & Demons

 
So, another outdated post again.

So, finally there are some movies worth watching on the cinema again. Thank god! It’s like seasonal isn’t it? There’s a season of really bad movies and then there’s the season (now) where all the exciting movies will play back-to-back on screen. Go figure. I shall think that the next few weeks will be spent haunting the cineplex. Wtf i have no life.

So, last weekend we managed to grab tickets for Angels & Demons which was a miracle because KidCheng reserved 4 tickets for us via online but she forgot to pick the seats… yeah like wtf right? Who would go through the trouble booking a ticket but not pick the seats right?

So, instead of going all the way to the cineplex and ending up seating on the front row (trust me, i’ve been there and it was awful), and because i’m really smart, i sent KidCheng and McBun all the way there to check first. Ah ha! I told you i’m smart right?! And because i’ve got brains (don’t roll your eyes, i could go on forever), we got to select really good seats. The cinema was really crowded you know.
 

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So, Angels & Demons was awesome… ok, not really that awesome coz i think the book is way much better. I’m a Dan Brown fan – i read all his books ok. His a genius. I wish i could come up with twists and turns in a story like him. Anyway, A&D was much, much better than Da Vinci Code. I read the book ages ago and i kind of only remember only bits and pieces of the story which is a good thing coz the expectation is less. But the movie would have been better if it focused more on the torturing of the 4 preferatis as in the book. The torturing scene should have gotten more on-screen time. It would have made a bigger impact don’t you agree? I am a sadist. I love horror. Wtf.
 

Nah, the summary:-
 

Despite his notorious relationship with the Church, Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is once again called upon to decipher the clues to a catastrophic conspiracy. The Pope has died, and before conclave can begin to determine his successor, the four preferitti (primary hopefuls for the papacy) are kidnapped. An ominous threat of their hourly demise, along with the complete annihilation of Vatican City, is issued as an elaborate revenge scheme for a persecuted group known as the Illuminati. With their meager time limit steadily counting down, Langdon, accompanied by beautiful physicist Vittoria Vetra, must travel throughout Rome to unravel the carefully hidden signs that will lead them to a terrifying adversary, a harrowing discovery, and the shocking truth.

 

So, like what i told everyone who watched Da Vinci Code, Tom Hanks so doesn’t look like a Professor Langdon. I always envisioned Professor Langdon looking more like the Aragorn guy in Lord of the Ring… what’s his name again? Yes, Viggo Mortensen. He’ll make a more convincing professor. Handsome too :P.

Come on, who would you choose?

So, Ewan McGregor really shouldn’t act. Unless it’s a comedy. He is so unconvincing as the Camerlengo ok. Everyone could have guessed he was the villain even from the beginning. Omg, i can’t forget the scene where he framed Commander Richter and branded his own hairy chest with the burning iron. It was so fake i couldn’t help laughing in the cinema. Mcgregor should stick to road trips and travel writing.

So, i am like so in love with Pierfrancesco Favino (Inspector Olivetti in A&D). I was like “Shit! Why he get killed so fast?!!!” when he got shot. Italian guys are so dreamy. Geez… which reminds me of the Italian couple that went tracking with us at Chiang Mai. The guy was so… *drool*.
 

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So, if i’m a lesbian i would express my undying love to Ayelet Zurer. She’s so gorgeous. Lucky Tom Hanks. But i’m not a lesbian, so i’ll just stay contented being envious of her gorgeousness. I can’t believe she’s 40! I wanna look like that when i hit 40.

These should go on my wall for inspiration. LOL.
 

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Landmark Theatre
 

So, Angels & Demons is an enjoyable thriller.
So, go watch it if you haven’t.
So, now there’s Night at the Museum 2, Alien Vs. Monster, Terminator (i just want to watch Christian Bale ok), Transformer, Harry Porter and i forgot what to look forward to. I think i’ll go rent a camping spot at the cineplex.
 
 

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Save Pulau Ketam Dogs!

Save Pulau Ketam Dogs!

 
People who knows me knows that i’m obsessed with dogs. I would cry non-stop for 3 days if i saw something bad happened to a stray on the road. Heck, i would feel bad if i saw homeless dogs. So, you could imagine how upset i was upon finding out about the stray dogs in Pulau Ketam being captured and abandoned on a deserted island.

I mean look at the conditions of the dogs on the island. There’s no food on the island hence resorted to eating carcasses of other dogs – which died of starvation or contracted diseases.
 

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Look at how bony they have become…
 

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Worst is it was actually approved by the Klang Municipal Council :-
 

Outrage Over Klang Council Sanction In Marooning Strays

PULAU KETAM, Selangor, May 6 — The capture and dumping of stray dogs from Pulau Ketam to other islands were sanctioned and funded by Klang Municipal Council and councillors.

A total of 312 dogs were captured and transported to several islands between February 27 and March 12 and the council allegedly paid for each capture while a councillor used his allocations to transport the dogs to the islands.

Selangor executive councillor Elizabeth Wong today told The Malaysian Insider she was outraged at the action of the council.

“I have received information that money came from the municipal council for each dog captured.”

Wong said she had brought the matter up with her executive council colleague Ronnie Liu who is in charge of local councils on Monday and had urged him to investigate the case.

She added that the islands off Pulau Ketam are reserves and the culprits had committed an offence in dumping the dogs there

 

You know, i could fully understand that the number of dogs at Pulau Ketam desperately needs to be controlled. But not this way. It’s too cruel. They could easily captured the dogs and put them to sleep humanely rather than throw throw them on an island to die. What were they thinking?!

However, i am very happy that many had voiced up their concern and made an effort to help. I’m proud that many of those who offered help (volunteers or donations) are Muslims too. It shows that there is hope in this world and that there are people who cares.

I hope more will come forward to support the rescue mission or to support the Furry Friend Farm with monetary donations.
 

* To contribute or help, e-mail TV Smith at tvsmith@mycen.com.my or Sabrina Yeap at yeapwen@yahoo.com or

*Send contributions to Furry Friends Farm CIMB 1457-000-1182-05-6 (Current Account)

*For online interbank transfer, if it prompts for Recipient ID/Business Reg: Just type in 5766
Contributors from abroad (and Malaysia) can also send by PayPal to tvsmith@gmail.com
Please retain transaction record / slip for verification and audit purposes.

(The Rescue Mission Secretariat at +6012 378 3730 (Janet) or +6012 320 8090 (Zalina)
The Sec’s E-mail is dogrescue.pk@gmail.com (see updates page for info – *CLICK HERE*))

 

If you are not able to make donations you could always spread the news by embedding the poster below on your blog or website.
 

puppy_poster
 

A simple step could make so much difference :).
 
 

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