If i become the prime minister the first thing i would do is to revamp all public toilets in malls. That’ll be the first thing on my agenda because i know for sure that after i put my toilet idea into action i’ll be so popular that i’ll be able to serve as the prime minister for years to come. The public will be so grateful that they’ll vote for me over the next 100 years if i ever live to see the day.

I would have separate toilets for those who use toilet papers and those who use the ‘air pili’/water hose to clean their bum or wash their feet or do whatever in the toilet cubicle that causes the toilet seats and the floor all wet and dirty. Water hose users will be prohibited from using papers user’s toilet.

Surely no one will disagree with this idea right? If you think of it, it’s a win-win situation. I mean, it doesn’t make sense for someone who will use the water hose eventually after doing their business to demand for a dry cubicle right? Surely they wouldn’t mind having an already wet cubicle (by the previous person) because he/she will also wet the floor later right? So i assume that those who uses the water hose will not sneak over to the dry toilet cubicles (designated for people who use toilet paper) hence the dry cubicle will remain dry.

And of course toilet paper users like myself would be happy and content when we go to the loo and find clean and dry cubicles and seats welcoming us.

You know, i can only do my business/poo in clean and DRY toilets. Yes, even if i’m having a massive stomachache about to suffer from diarrhea, i have to go at a clean and DRY toilet. Else, i just can’t do it. Period. No can do! My feet don’t agree with wet floors and my bum just doesn’t agree with dirty toilet seats. And i know i am not alone. So, this toilet thingy does indeed deserve top priorities.

To be on the safe side, i would have a special janitor placed at each mall’s public toilet in the country. The hired janitors are special because unlike any other janitors, they are not hired to clean. They are like school prefects. All they need to do is to guard the toilet designated for paper users. Every time a person is done using a cubicle, the special agent would jump into action; inspecting the cubicle. If it’s wet or if the seat is suspiciously dirty, (it pisses me off when i see shoe print on the seat! Wtf?!) the person who just used it would be spanked and then thrown into the cubicle to clean up after himself/herself.

Now tell me you’ll vote for me. I swear it’ll work.

Update: Omg, i just realized that the public toilets are actually separated… not separated, separated but separated as in there are cubicles that have water hoses and cubicles without them. I knew it all the time but forgot because i see no point since those with hose will eventually get wet and then will eventually wet all the other cubicles and the floor out site.

So, my toilet idea will still work. How come i only see one vote -_-”