Look what i stumbled upon.
Yes We Can Music Video feat. Barrack Obama.
Way cool ain’t it? How good is he i don’t know, but he sure know how to give a ground moving speech. Yeah way cool :)
I’m packing my bags and moving to US of A to get inspired… in my dreams.
Quarter life crisis… i think is over. Now it’s almost mid life crisis :(
When one is getting oldER, one tends to be more concerned on looks and appearance more than anything.
You know what, i came across a pic in Mr. Bf’s mobile taken about 2 years ago.
Me with longer hair… i miss my long hair so muchie…
Back then i thought i look like shit (face so long, hair too long and so flat, nose so big, eyes so small, fat, fat, fat, etc, etc…), now i am like “Fark, what happened to me? I look so damn cun back then. And so thin too… I need to look like that again!!”. Yeah, rolls your eyes, make faces and go “Woman…”, whatever.
Where have all the years gone???
It suddenly hit me how scared i was of getting old and wrinkly. I’m in my 20s for gods sake but i’m like subconsciously preparing for it. I find myself subconsciously checking out mirror more often, my shopping urges are becoming stronger, i exercise voluntarily, now i’m checking out make up products more than ever especially skin cares and stuff like that. I’m beginning to hate college students. Yeah i hate them for being young -_-”.
A tip for you gals. You know you are about to hit mid life crisis when you are willing to buy products by the err… unflattering name “Lan Ji Er”. *wakaka!
(No lar this not advertorial ok!)
L’egere BB Cream
Nah, it’s not a feminine wash or what. It’s actually the brand L’egere translated in Chinese. I swear i’m not making it up. It’s really called “Lan Ji Er”. Mr. Bf had a laughing fit translating it for me -_-”.
Anyways back to my point, you know you are getting old when you start scouring the net for products that will make you less old mature. And BB Cream (Blemish Balm) is all the rage right now. Read about this brand from Beverly’s Secret so i thought i’ll give it a try and ordered it from lynet.
BB Cream miracle
I put some on my left cheeks. To show how it works i circled an obvious pimple that almost disappeared under the cream. It doesn’t covers everthing on you face (especially like mine with damn lotsa post acne redness) but it’s good enough as a concealer. Plus it’s suppose to do good for blemish skin that’s why it’s called a blemish balm lar.
I find this brand a little sticky or maybe it’s just my skin being oily or something. Anyone knows what other brand of BB Cream is good? Share with me coz I need to stock up for old age ler…
Whoever says, “Stick and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me” is completely wrong or suffering from hallucination.
It should be “Stick and stones may break my bones but words will give me a concussion” or better still and more closer to reality, “Stick and stones may break my bones but words will kill me faster“.
If i become the prime minister the first thing i would do is to revamp all public toilets in malls. That’ll be the first thing on my agenda because i know for sure that after i put my toilet idea into action i’ll be so popular that i’ll be able to serve as the prime minister for years to come. The public will be so grateful that they’ll vote for me over the next 100 years if i ever live to see the day.
I would have separate toilets for those who use toilet papers and those who use the ‘air pili’/water hose to clean their bum or wash their feet or do whatever in the toilet cubicle that causes the toilet seats and the floor all wet and dirty. Water hose users will be prohibited from using papers user’s toilet.
Surely no one will disagree with this idea right? If you think of it, it’s a win-win situation. I mean, it doesn’t make sense for someone who will use the water hose eventually after doing their business to demand for a dry cubicle right? Surely they wouldn’t mind having an already wet cubicle (by the previous person) because he/she will also wet the floor later right? So i assume that those who uses the water hose will not sneak over to the dry toilet cubicles (designated for people who use toilet paper) hence the dry cubicle will remain dry.
And of course toilet paper users like myself would be happy and content when we go to the loo and find clean and dry cubicles and seats welcoming us.
You know, i can only do my business/poo in clean and DRY toilets. Yes, even if i’m having a massive stomachache about to suffer from diarrhea, i have to go at a clean and DRY toilet. Else, i just can’t do it. Period. No can do! My feet don’t agree with wet floors and my bum just doesn’t agree with dirty toilet seats. And i know i am not alone. So, this toilet thingy does indeed deserve top priorities.
To be on the safe side, i would have a special janitor placed at each mall’s public toilet in the country. The hired janitors are special because unlike any other janitors, they are not hired to clean. They are like school prefects. All they need to do is to guard the toilet designated for paper users. Every time a person is done using a cubicle, the special agent would jump into action; inspecting the cubicle. If it’s wet or if the seat is suspiciously dirty, (it pisses me off when i see shoe print on the seat! Wtf?!) the person who just used it would be spanked and then thrown into the cubicle to clean up after himself/herself.
Now tell me you’ll vote for me. I swear it’ll work.
Update: Omg, i just realized that the public toilets are actually separated… not separated, separated but separated as in there are cubicles that have water hoses and cubicles without them. I knew it all the time but forgot because i see no point since those with hose will eventually get wet and then will eventually wet all the other cubicles and the floor out site.
So, my toilet idea will still work. How come i only see one vote -_-”
~ 1/1/70 12:00 am
