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Posted by slowcatchupkuan On October - 3 - 2008

If i have the money i would open a spanking new boutique. But mind you, it would not be like any other boutiques in town. It would be something special. It would be the talk of town. It would be breaking news. Even more of a news than the embarrassing politics in Malaysia.

My boutique will sell gorgeous and sexy apparels for larger size women. By larger size women i am referring to UK sizes 10 and above. There will also be beautiful clothes for women that is well endowed and with bigger bust sizes. But that is not what makes my boutique different from the rest.

What makes it so different is that my boutique will have place cards and cartoons murals on the walls. The cartoons will be making a parody out of skinny people. Yes, my boutique will pay homage to the real women and make fun of Victoria Beckham clones. (I am saying this because i am jealous of skinny bitches… just so you skinny bitches won’t flame me.)

Damn i am so original.

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5 Responses

  1. BB COMMUNITY says:

    hey, long time no see ah kuan! how r u doing recently?

    well, u still look the same, and the same “fierceness” is there, haha~

  2. vialentino says:

    i support on ur this boutique idea…sounds uniquely…hahaha

  3. Cybermate says:

    I am not jealous of slim skinny chics… unless they are like Victoria Beckham. Damn, she is not skinny, she is sick!

    ANyway, good idea, cause i am quite curvy and fat, your boutique will suit me well. HUrry open it please!

  4. Tekkaus says:

    Good idea. So when you open already, please grant me special prices ya. Ha =)

  5. SlowCatchUpKuan says:

    bb>> roar!

    vialentino>> wow thank you thank you. you'll be one of the VIP. Can buy things for ur gf or wife later haha

    cybermate>> Wish i kena jackpot haha

    tekkaus>> you'll be another VIP too :P

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