Mr. Bf: The weather today is perfect. Cool and misty.
Me: Yeah…
Mr. Bf: You know what, it kinda reminds me of something. Reminds me that i wanted to be a farmer last time.
Me: Wtf?!
Mr. Bf: Serious! I thought long and hard about it too but i decided not to. I’m not farmer material
Me: Thank god! But why not?
Mr. Bf: Coz i won’t be able to wake up so early in the morning…
Me: Wtf… -_-”