I have never seen so many black crows in my entire life. It’s creepy. It’s like invasion of the crows or something. God there are so many crows on the trees, i got the feeling that they were sending a message to us humans. Like a warning that they will over-populate us soon.
A shot of rifle sent the massive flock of crows scattering into the night sky, towards the food court like it was time for a grand feast. In an instant the floor was canopied with white-ish stain with a hint of olive green. Crow droppings everywhere. O.o
While i was lucky enough to have dodged the poo bombing, Mr. Bf did not. I suspect it is because i have Shaolin blood in my veins. You won’t believe it if i told you i can crouch like a tiger and hide like a dragon right? But i do. I can even dodge bullets so birds droppings are easy peasy… erm maybe not but i can laugh like a hyena.
I tried hard to stifle my hyena laugh when i saw Mr. Bf’s toes drenched in crow shit. *muahahaha!
At times like this, few questions crept into my mind.
How can birds poo while they are flying? I would like to learn so i won’t suffer from constipation ever again.
Why do birds poo while they are flying? A sick fetish maybe.
Why do bird droppings never fail at aiming at human? To pay revenge to human kind maybe.
Does laughing at your partner’s unfortunate luck for getting birds droppings on their toes kills the relationship? I hope not.
if it was one bird, anyone cld escape but it the scenario is like the pict shown, nobody can escape la
As long as it’s not that smelly.
dodging thousand birds dropping is not a big issue. For my case, the “bull eye” drop stright into my mouth when I was preparing to sneeze it’s the worst nightmare that I had. I actually gurgle my mouth for 20 time at that day. I think the bird flying while dropping is like the some people driving and eating, kinda common rite? Because aviation of the bird is only require wings musle and not the backside musle. So they can drop whenever they like.
my grandma said it is good luck if u step on shit accidentally..probably same wif bird poo :D
johnny>> but i did escape muahahaha!
anon>> don't think bird poo is stinky. never go and smell it b4 hahahaha
steven>> wait a minute. are you saying that bird poo actually dropped into your mouth or are you just saying it's in your dream?? omg. it's so gross!
but you are right it is common. thanks for the explanation sifu.
carrot>> haha next time i see bird droppings i shall think twice. maybe step on it will kena lottery haha