Honestly, do i look like a pervert magnet or something?
 

God, i just realized i have a ‘thing’ for camwhoring in the car. Hmmm…
 

I seriously don’t think so. I’m sure lotsa babes out there deserve the title of Pervert Magnet more than me. Wtf.

Yesterday i just hit a new record. Case no. 6 or Beware of Perverts.

I swear if i see another pervert jacking off in my face (wtf why does it sound so wrong. no pun intended)… i mean in front of me, i’ll have a chopper ready and chase him all the way to Iceland if i need to. We’ll see who’s the last one laughing without a peni5.