2008 July | slowcatchupkuan - Part 4

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So What?

 
I shall not compare.

So what if i’m not pretty?
So what if i’m not skinny?
So what if i’m not smart?
So what if i’m not social?
So what if i’m not earning as much?
So much if i’m not successful?
So what if i can’t sing?
So what if i can’t dance?
So what if i don’t have nice teeth?
So what if i’m not rich?

So what?

I still can gobble up tons of ice cream and waddle in fats.
 
 

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Tote bag from Foodbuzz!

 
Look what arrived in the mail yesterday. A 100% organic tote bad from Foodbuzz.
 

foodbuzz tote bag
 

What a surprise!
 

happy summer
 

It even have a cute button badge with my food blog’s name on it. I heart foodbuzz.
 

kuanfoodfetish button badge
 

But how come i don’t get the cute moo mini-cards like 5xmom? I wan i want :(
 
 

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Sitiawan

 
We are going to Sitiawan in next week. Yes we are. There’s no backing out ok.

Thunder, lightning.

“Thou shalt not back out on this!”
 
 

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Choco Takes A Bath & Doodle Wants a Home

 
After 5 years of living in dirt and saliva, stinky Choco finally have his bath.
 

chocolate swimming
Help help i’m drowning
 

I love Choco. It’s a gift from me to myself 5 years ago. I’ve been hugging it to sleep ever since. Now it’s accompanied by my Moo pillow (a gift from Mr. Bf).
 

chocolate
Wuwuwuwuwu~
 

Anyways, i’m very happy to report that Doodle is doing great. Her wound is almost completely healed. She’s super duper naughty active and always trying to stand up which of course she can’t since both her hind legs had been fractured.
 

doodle
Will you take me home?
 

This weekend she should be ready for her surgery to insert metal pins in her legs. Then it’s 2 more weeks of healing. I’m almost 100% positive that she can walk with all four legs after that. She’s a fighter.

I’m very happy that quite a few readers and friends had been concerned and had been asking about Doodle. Alan had even offered a donation (the expenses of taking care of another pup is killing me.

Alan: I’ve email to you twice lar… think my email not working or had my email went into the spam mail?.

Pin had helped me to post the adoption poster on his blog. Thank you all.

So, who wants to adopt Doodle after she’s healed? Come on. Be a good samaritan.
 
 

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Do You Fancy Her Butt or Her Legs or Something Else?

 
I was going up the stairs focusing on the steps coz i have really clumsy feet. I looked up and saw… the widest arse i’ve ever saw in my life. Nah, i am exaggerating. It wasn’t the biggest nor widest, it was the second widest. Serious. No offense to the lady in front of me. I’m sure she’s nice or sweet or kind or all of the above.

My hand was itching to reach for my camera to snap a shot. But thanks goodness my logic got the better of me. I would’ve ended up with a concussion and her handbag stuffed in my mouth.
 


She doesn’t have a fat arse but this pic is hot property :P

You know, back in the olden days having a generous bottom is a good thing. In fact it might as well determine your status in life. Girls with big butts (“hou sang yong”) have the better chance of getting married hence escaping single-dom. Having a bigger butt means the you’re the ultimate fertility machine which means you can carry nice, chubby healthy babies.

I remember a conversation whereby an ex-colleague told me that her spouse likes to ogle look at female’s butt. That’s the first thing that catches his eyes. So, he has an appreciation for not-so-small butts. But i have a feeling that his so-called appreciation has less chance to do with fertility than catching Bill Gates typing on a Mac.

Another friend of mine likes to ogle at women’s boobs. Shh… he don’t know that i know so don’t tell him. I caught his eyes flicker (for his benefit, in a none pervert way) to the cleavage and below every time a hot chick or even a not so hot chick pass by. It’s like an automatic security sensor. When chicks walk by, the siren comes to life, the spotlight in place. Look at the spotlight then to the other area… only to find the dog just did his dirty business all over.
 


See nothing but cleavage?
 

Mr. Bf on the other hand, focuses on legs. No females’ legs (toned or not) could escape his naked eyes. He is now a certified leg expert if i may say so. Before we were dating, i always find it odd that his head is always slumped and he’s always looking down when he walked. I suspected that it was because of his height and his slouch shoulders. Now that we are dating, that’s another story.
 


Boy, i’ll give anything to have those
 

You see, each guys have something… in this case some female body part that they are most attracted to (*why does this sound so wrong LOL… ) and so does girls. I particularly like guy’s shoulders.

There are guys who prefer long slender legs. Some who prefer cleavages and even nice toned ass. Some guys i know like to observed women’s hands and eyes.

So i was wondering… how many of you guy have a fetish for armpits?

Muahahahaha this is so wu liao.
 
 

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Get Smart, Nanny but mostly Wanted

 
Still have not watch Kung Fu Panda. Gawd it’s so difficult when everyone else too wants to watch the chubby panda doing the kung fu dance. Come on, move over and let me get a peek eye. It better still be on cinema this coming weekend. I hate reserving tickets.

Here are the movies i ended up watching. Beware this is a long one.

Get Smart

It’s a film adaptation of a 1960s spy parody TV series by the same name. Anne Hathaway is hot. Not the conventional beauty but she’s hot. Love her. Hate Steve Carell. He’s like an annoying bug i wish he’d get squashed.
 


Get Smart
 

The movie is not so bad if you can numb your brain circuit a little. The movie tagline “Saving The World. And Loving It” is perfect coz both secret agents (Hathaway and Carell) seems to be enjoying their mission immensely despite the idiotic ridiculous dangers involved.

By the way, i’m beginning to really appreciate Dwayne Johnson aka The Rock.

Nanny Diaries
 


The Nanny Diaries
 

Scarlett Johansson is so meaty chubby in the movie. She plays the nanny to a small boy from an elite family. The story tells of her everyday disaster being a nanny. She’s great but the movie is so miserably dull and boring. I almost walked out after the first half of the show.

Wanted

Wow! This is one complicated movie. Not because of the plot but because i have mix feelings about this show.
 


 

Wanted
 

First of all, i love watching James McAvoy ever since i’ve watched Atonement. He’s the lead in Wanted and that’s the reason i bought the tickets. I was a little confused because in Atonement, he had a very heavy Scottish accent but in Wanted he’s all American. He, by the way is from Glasgow, Scotland.
 


Mr. Tumnus

If you didn’t know he is also Mr. Tumnus in The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. *way cool!

Note to myself: To dig out ALL of James McAvoy’s movies.

Wanted tells a tale of Wesley Gibson (James McAvoy), an accountant living a boring humdrum life and everyone loves to bully him because he’s weak. He suffers from severe anxiety attacks. I’m not going to spoil it for you so all i’ll say is Wesley later met with Fox (Angelina Jolie) and later in turn of events he turned into an A class assassin.

The cinematography is something different. The camera wizardry is wonderful. Bravo! I think i had anxiety attack watching Wesley (McAvoy) having his anxiety episodes. It made me really dizzy on the first quarter of the show. And who would have thought that a curved bullet would look that good on the screen.


Foxy lady
 

However the story line is unbelievable and really… erm… cheesy and… erm… if i may, stupid. Angelina Jolie is… well… Angelina Jolie. She’s the hot wall flower. I think her lines were not more than 20 in the movie. All she did was play demure, pout and raise her eyebrows. McAvoy on the other hand gave a blardy good performance. He surprisingly kicks arse in action movies. Loved the scene where he burst into the Fraternity G.I Joe-mode with 2 guns in is hands.
 


Kick arse
 

Nevertheless, it’s worth a watch coz the movie have some darn memorable lines. You’ve got to watch it to know what i mean. I think you’ll love the part where he told his woman boss to f*ck herself. And oh, you’ve got to watch out for the closing speech by Wesley (McAvoy). Something that goes like “I took control of my life… what did you do?”. It’s definitely a wake up call.
 
 

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