Kobe is having her very first menstrual cycle. Yeah, i bet you didn’t know that bitches have periods like human females do. There’s menstrual pads and panty liners for female dogs too which is kinda useless coz Kobe will just chew it apart anyways. She had been bleeding all over the place for god’s sake. She’s getting moody and aggressive. Lost her appetite *boo hoo. I regret not getting her spayed when we should have.
 

Big girl staring outside the car window
 

It’s her 2nd week of the menstrual cycle which means male dogs are camping outside my house causing a racket. We were chased by 3 male dogs when we took Kobe for a walk yesterday evening. Screaming and running. We caused a scene. I think the kids at the playground were pointing, laughing at us, enjoying the show. Wtf.

I’m such a lousy mama. Just the other day, i neglected to keep an eye on Kobe when we went for one of her daily walks. She and Pou Pou ran into the alley. When we found them, a black dog was on top of Kobe humping all the way to the moon. Yeah, i’m such a lousy mother, that i let my baby get raped. Now, we are freaking out whether our bitch will get pregnant soon. If she does get pregnant, then we’ll have to fork out money for an abortion.

I’m such a lousy mama.