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I Love Panda but Panda Don’t Love Me

I am being so angsty nowadays. Hence my “I Hate” post. Stress is taking its toll on my emotions and health. My hormone has gone haywire. Simple things annoys me and sends me on anxiety attack. I have difficulty sleeping for the whole week. 4 hours of facial and shiatsu massage at Cellnique in the weekend didn’t help either.

I look like a big fat zombified panda right now.

Speaking of panda and anxiety attacks, i had the most interesting watch this week. We went to the cinema few times during the weekends to get tickets to Kung Fu Panda (English version) but end up empty handed. The seats are always taken. It’s either Kung Fu Panda is really super duper amazing or pandas and i just don’t click.

I love panda but panda really, really, really don’t love me :(.

But we did end up watching movies that i normally would never agree to watch. Our weekends were spent ogling at hot chicks in Get Smart and Wanted and not so hot nanny in Nanny’s Diaries. I’ll spare you the review for now. Maybe tomorrow.

I’ve gotten my hands on another Stephen Clarkes’ book, “Merde Actually”. I’m done with it. Great book. Another review coming up. *god i’m such a nerd!

And by the way, my travel wish list at www.ceskay.com is officially up. I’m excited.

Yet Another One Bites The Dust

This song suits the occasion.

Mr. Bf: Hey, when we get married hor we…
Me: I know! We should have separate rooms for ourselves.
Mr. Bf: Ok lar. You take the master bedroom and i take the smaller room.
Me: Cannot. I take 2 rooms. One for sleeping another for work and library. You take the smallest room *wakaka!
Mr. Bf: Huh?! It’s too small lar!

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and the silly discussion went on and on.

Mr. Bf: Ok lar! I give you the whole house happy not? I buy the other unit above this floor!
Me: Ok. Then you must move out immediately. Sleep in office until you got money buy new one. Tell you boss you just got married *muahahahaha!
Mr. Bf: I know what my boss will tell me when he sees me crashing in a sleeping bag in the office. He’ll shake his head and say “Yet another one bites the dust”.
Me: -_-”

I Hate!

I hate i hate i hate!
I hate camwhoring biatches!!
I hate i hate i hate!
I hate lazy arsed biatches!!
I hate i hate i hate!
I hate selfish good for nothing biatches!!

I’m No Racist

No one could accuse me of being a racist.

Black and white

I love all races.

Talk to me

I Blardy Hell Want to Bludgeon the Vet!

I blardy hell want to bludgeon the vet to death! How can someone in that field be so cold hearted and irresponsible. I hope that bastard goes bankrupt. I hope he will be reborn as a stray dog on the streets in the after life… and get a taste of his own medicine!

Doodle is such a poser

I named her Doodle. Doodle because she’s still a baby and she’s injured badly. She’s like a doodle; beautiful but still in sketches, incomplete. She’s a mongrel we picked up from nearby the shoplots at my housing area. Some SOAB wrapped her in a black rubbish bag and dumped her in front of the shops. She was run over by a car. Both hind legs fractured.

Stupid vet gave us 2 option. (I’m not naming him but i would happily give you the name if you personally email me with a request. Let’s called him Vet A). Put her to sleep or go for surgery to repair . We opted for surgery because he obviously did not recommend euthanasia. He just gave us an option.

Adorable Doodle

After he cut open Doodle’s legs, he told us she cannot be saved. He either has to amputate her leg or put her to sleep. We consulted another vet for a second opinion. According to the other vet, she still has a hope to walk like a normal dog. So we told Vet A to close up her wound and we would pay him but take the pup to another vet. He said ok.

Next day he told us he inserted a metal pin into the pup but it came off. Why he did that without our permission lar??!! When we came to picked her up he keep asking us to put her to sleep! We told him we will take him to another vet and he refused to release the X-ray.

She’s injured

The new vet was shocked that Vet A made 2 incisions when Doodle only needed 1. Plus he said that the legs could not be amputated because the injury is too high up touching the abdomen and the pin that Vet A inserted is not suitable for the dog.

Vet A is obviously trying to cover up his mistakes by asking us to put Doodle to sleep and refusing the X-ray! What an arse hole! He even had the guts to tell us that he has 20 years of experience and that he loved animals.

Some more said that alot of people go into this field just for money but he’s not. Fark lar! For all the mistake Vet A billed us RM700. The new vet is cleaning up after him for free ok!

Now, Doodle is recovering from the messy surgery at my home. He’ll be here for 2 weeks before the new vet do some repairing. I’m not sure she will be able to walk after the messy ordeal but there is still hope. I feel pretty responsible for making her suffer.

Who ever wants to take her in (of course after she is fully recovered) please let me know. If there is no taker then we’ll place her at the puppy farm. If there is anyone who wants to help (monetarily) you are welcome to press the “Donate” button on the bottom of this blog. Thanks.

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Does Chinese Ghostbusters Works?

I had a conversation with a certain someone that pricked my curiosity nerve. He told me that one of his colleague is being disturbed by creepy “things” at night. He would go to bed only to be awakened in the middle at night by sounds of knocking on his bedroom door. Some nights there were even sounds of his guitar (which is in the next room) being plucked.

I asked him what did his friend do. He said “Now he just sleeps with his door opened.”. I salute his courage.

Obviously, i’m a believer of spirits and if you would like to call it… ghost… and guess i have a bravado of a size of a bird brain. If it was me i would have moved out quicker than you could say “Boo!”.

That aside, my brain began to formulate a plan on how to help him eradicate the spirits problem. I was convinced that it’s bad feng shui. All he needed to do was to hang a feng shui “wu lou” (bottle gourd) at the door or something and his problem will be gone. Better still, hire a Taoist priest or a Chinese ghostbuster for a session of peace offering. *That’s how all the Chinese ghost movies go right?.

But then, it hit me. What if he’s a Christian? Which turned out to be true. He is a Christian. Then he should instead hire a priest from the church or something right? Problem solved…

But what if the spirit is a Buddhist? Does hiring a priest from a Catholic church work?

But what if the spirit is from Islam or any other religion?

And why haven’t we heard of a Buddhist ghost haunting a Catholic or Islam?

The big question.

Does spirits have religion or does spirits remain the same religion as when they are still human/alive anyways?

Mr. Bf came out with an interesting theory. Maybe when a person dies, the spirits becomes indifferent or detached from religion. (I am in no attempt to say this true. It is just a spontaneous theory. Don’t get angry or sensitive please). We (those that’s alive) perceive the spirits according to our own personal spiritual believes. That is, if i believe in Buddhism then the spirits would be in the form of my Buddhism beliefs or if i’m a Hindu then it’ll have some Hindu influence. It’s purely psychological.

It does sound logical and it make perfect sense. But then a free thinker like myself will have a very colourful encounter of spirits. If it’s purely psychological, then the ghost i might encounter *touch wood, touch wood, touch wood! would look like this.

What do you think?

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Made of Honor

For a girl who doesn’t like chick flicks or romantic movies, Made of Honor/Made of Honour (the movie) earned an honor badge from me. Dashing and gorgeous Patrick “McDreamy” Dempsey aside, this is a movie that made me want to hug and kiss the person next to me (Mr. Bf) ~~pretending he’s Mr. McDreamy~~ after the credit rolls.

I’m glad the show is not long winded and all mushy-mushy-love-story. There were injections of timely humour throughout the show. Very enjoyable. One of the rare occasions where watching a romantic comedy actually gave me warm and fuzzy feeling inside. Normally i’ll just cringe at every distasteful joke or parody on the show.

Patrick Dempsey is really made for romantic comedies. The image of him in a Scottish kilt ala American mini-skirt with his underwear exposed will forever be with me.

I’ll move to Scotland if every one has a Patrick Dempsey mini kilt on. LOL I’m kidding. Scotland is spectacular.

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