2008 May | slowcatchupkuan - Part 6

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It’s Safe To Accompany Your Boyfriend to Ironman


There are lots of things men’s fixations i don’t get. Like anime, computer games, cars, boobies, gadgets… Ok i kinda get it about gadgets but my point is, it totally baffles me why men love all these stuffs to addiction. Superheroes are one of them.

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Marvel

How many of you guys out there at one point in your life have fantasized about being a Superhero (Dr. Chua Soi Lek not included), blasting evil villains to kingdom come with your supersonic powers or whatever and saving the day… plus getting the hot blonde? Please raise your hand? Wow, everyone huh?!

How many have NOT read any Marvel comics? Raise your hands? No one?

How many of you guys secretly wish you were Superman…coz you think it’s sexy wearing red underwear outside? Hey, why are you blushing??

I seriously don’t get it. Superheroes have unbelievable powers… you can’t believe its real right? The plots are getting old… same old “defend the nation, fight the bad guys, save the people, save the damsel in distress and yadda yadda yadda”, they wear ridiculous clownish or vulgar costumes (if you can’t beat the baddies, maybe they would laugh to their death?) plus the lines are really cheesy.

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Hello Kitty Man??!! LOL
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Here’s the thing. I really dislike Superheroes movies. I’m a female, so go figure. I practically slept through most of them. I cringed through Spiderman. I enjoyed Daredevil for all the wrong reasons. Ben Affleck was so bad it was funny. But i actually went for Ironman last night because everyone was boasting how good it was AND because of Robert Downey Junior. He’s one of my favorite actors but let’s not get into that.

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Ironman the Movie

Ironman rox! Big time!

For the first time, i could say “Guys! I finally get it! Superheroes rox! Hur hur!”

1) Robert Downey Junior played Tony Start/Ironman to perfection. Tony Stark is effortlessly charming and with a great sense of humor… and sexy!

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Charming Tony Stark played by Robert Downey Junior

3) The show is believable… enough. None of those superhero powers. Ironman is a man-built killing machine!
4) The movie’s CGI is amazing and real.

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This is so cool… it looks way better in the movie alright.

5) The Ironman suit is so cool. I wish i could build one… maybe… if i’m a genius… yeah… it’s possible… i think…
6) Gwyneth Paltrow is hot.
7) Ironman is not focus on romance. No mushy love story that’ll make you cringe.
8) My dream house is in there. Omg! It’s so high tech!

I have no idea why this post is so long. I blabber so much. All i wanted to say is

“GO WATCH IRONMAN!”

I can’t believe i’m so excited over a superhero movie -_-”. But girls if you’re trying to earn a merit or two from your bf, this movie is safe. Teman (accompany) him for Ironman, then after the show ask him for a LV bag *muahahaha!

Ps// Just found out from Simon that there’s scenes after the ending credit. I missed that. *arghhhh!!!

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My Poor Pants


I’m really a pants person. I’d choose pants over skirts any day. No doubts about it. I mean i can do a lot of stuff wearing pants that i can’t if i’m wearing a skirt. Can you imagine going jungle trekking or cycling with a skirt? Not a pretty sight that’s for sure. And who says wearing pants are not feminine? I see some girls looking sizzling hot with pair of nice fitting pants.

However, i can’t imagine life being my own pants. If i’m my pants i’d pity myself. A day life as my pants would be misery at the finest! I’d be tired from day till night with scratches and bruises all over. Not to mention my body would be stretched like i’m in yoga classes and get all filthy from the car emission and dirt and on the streets. But then i’ll have a great time traveling everywhere. Yup. I’ll enjoy that part. Maybe i’d even get to go to some interesting party or event where i’ll get to mingle with other handsome looking pants!

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Being my pants isn’t that bad right? What will it be like to be in your pants life for a day? If you have an interesting story, do submit your video entry to the Dockers contest. The winner’s video would be aired on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Now, go shower your favorite pants with love and try out the Dockers TV Commercial Contest!

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Goodies from Zara + Pull and Bear Warehouse Sales


There’s a Zara, Pull and Bear, Ted Baker and don’t know what else warehouse sale going on at Chorus Hotel. Today is the last day. I’m only posting about it today because i’m a ‘kiasu’ (selfish) biatch and i already went to the warehouse yesterday… I wouldn’t want other kiasu females out there grabbing all my fab clothes before i do*muahahahahaha!

We (BlurryHunniee, KidCheng and moi) never heard of Zara having any warehouse sale so we were like…

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Cheap fab dresses and tops!

When we got there, the place was fairly ok. There was alot of girls and their poor boyfriends they drag to tag along. Not so crowded because this is already day 2 of the sales. *bummer! All the good stuffs are gone!

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Grrrr… bring it on baby!

Grab a truck load of clothes with us and headed to the fitting room (i mean seriously a truck load of everything… everyone was staring at us) just to find out that we can’t use the fitting room! Whose brilliant idea was it to set up fittings room just for trying on nothing else but pants??!!! Real genius i tell you…

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Party pooper says we can’t try it on

Guys, you should be there. All the girls was trying the outfits right there in middle of the ballroom. So what if guys were staring?

Our truck load reduced to only few pieces because most looks ugly on us and we are fat whales pretending to be ‘ikan bilis’ (anchovies) . The ang moh in bikini next to us looks good on every ah sam or not ah sam clothing she picked -_-”.

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I want to look like that!

In the end all i got is 2 expensive pieces… why i always can’t get cheap clothes??!!!

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While everyone else got cheap clothes ranging from RM19.90. I bought:-

1) Pull and Bear silk top – RM39.90 after sales.

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I heart this alot, alot and alot

2) Massimo Dutti sweater – RM79.90after sales

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Comfy sweater

Well the Massimo sweater is worth more that that. I think it would have cost an easy RM250++ on normal price.

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Price after initial discount is RM199.90!! Crazy!

Ps// If you are deciding to go before it ends, don’t waste your time if you are not size L above. All the smaller sizes are gone. If you’re lucky you’ll get a few M but i doubt it.

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Pou Pou Missing… Not another one…


I shouldn’t raise dogs… really. My dogs keeps going missing… it’s so sad.

But i blame it on psycho TheSpinster living in my house this time. Pou Pou is missing.

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Pou Pou after being spayed

If you didn’t know Pou Pou is the stray dog we took in few months ago. She was so scared and thin when we found her. It took quite a while for her to get used to us. She’s scared of everything. Even now, she’ll shiver and have a running nose when she hears the thunder or firecrackers. When there is any loud sound she’ll be frozen for few hours.

Pathetic TheSpinster let her out without supervision yesterday morning and she chased the rubbish truck. The rubbish man threw something at her making her panic. She ran away. TheSpinster didn’t bother to wake us up. Now she’s missing.

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Kobe (left) and bestie Pou Pou (right) having a sun tan

Kobe misses her like mad. She won’t eat. She keeps staring at the gate for Pou Pou to return.

Fark that spinster. She should just rot in hell.

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I’m Poisoned…


Does traditional Chinese medicine have side effects? I really would like to know… coz i think i’m showing some symptoms.

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This is my medicine from Tung Shin Hospital… it’s poison…

Being a woman sux big time… coz we have a weaker body compared to men. It’s bad that we suffer from our monthly menstrual cycle, we also suffer from water retention or bloating among the many other problems. I would know coz each month my body would blow up into 2 sizes larger. No kidding.

Recently for the past few months my bloating doesn’t seem to go away. Grrr… i can’t fit into my normal clothes without looking like i’m pregnant but i weigh the same… i promise i’m not being paranoid. Poor bf have to listen to me whine every single day. Worst is i keep feeling hungry even though i’ve taken my meal on time. And the burping! I can’t stop burping! *agony! I feel lethargic, warm and suffer from insomnia :( I’ve been staying home for most of the time. There is seriously something wrong with my body.

I didn’t go to the doctors because each and every time, those morons never failed to prescribe pills that don’t help at all. So, bf brought me to Tung Shin Hospital to see the traditional Chinese sinseh (doctor). The sinseh is from China…Ok. I have my doubts coz i don’t trust doctors (Western or Chinese). Plus, how the hell do you diagnose my sickness by just touching my wrist or reading my pulse????

Anyhow, the doctor told me that i have a gassy tummy and that my “hei” (qi) is not smooth. So i brought back 10 packets of ready-boiled Chinese medicine.

Day 1: Body felt very warm
Day 2: Body warm and diarrhea
Day 3: Body warm and diarrhea non-stop

Am i having poisoning or is it suppose to work that way? Chinese have a saying “yi duk gong duk” (use poison to fight poison) right? All i know is that i’m so tired now, i can’t even walk. I just hope that i’m not dead by the time the “poison” wins the battle. *:(

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Big Foot vs. Big Monkey vs. Dr. Mahathir’s blog


This is the aftermath that i am talking about. Politicians who just won’t go away, politician blog-fest and circus in the Parliament. LOL!

I didn’t get a chance to watch the live telecast of the Parliamentary meeting but dad had a blast. I saw the news instead and laughed my a** off. What’s with the name calling (Bung Mokthar called Karpal Singh a “Big Monkey” while the later return the favor by calling him “Big Foot”… repeatedly!). It’s like watching 5 year olds in a petty squabble. The thought that these bunch are ruling the country… we’ll have to hope for the best.

However, i really don’t get all the fuss going on about blocking the live telecast. Apparently, Ahmad Shabery has the “cheek” to suggest discontinuing the live broadcast. I mean like, if this is what is going on in the Parliament, then we have the right to see it. We voted the way we did because we wanted transparency lar. Don’t blind fold us and tell us the circus had ended just like that. My popcorn is ready. I don’t like to waste.

What do you think? Should it be discontinued?
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On another note, every politician have started a blog to redeem themselves. Personally i think it’s all bull coz i think they’ll be feeding us with the same old recycled crap. But hey, even our ex-PM, Tun Dr. Mahathir had just revealed his blog at http://www.chedet.com/ (i found out from 5xmom). The news is all plastered on the papers today. I sense another drama is about to unfold.

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Last Stroll and More Food in Old Quarter


Continuation from:-
From The Airport
Busiest Town On Earth
Lost In Old Movie Like Town
Braving the Cold on Scenic Seascape
Natural or Man-Made Beach?
Blue Lagoon
Chambers and the Mini Dicky
Mad Rush > 3 hours, 6 Destinations
Jalan Jalan Cari Makan in Old Quarter, Hanoi

Finally my last post on this trip. Phew!

29th January 2008
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Waking up early in Old Quarter is a blessing. This is the only time that the streets are void from the honking of vehicles… well at least just for a little while.

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Peaceful morning

Locals could be seen getting their goods ready for the day’s trade. People flock nearby coffee shops for a shot of caffeine before a strenuous day ahead.

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I look like a need to go to the loo

Hawkers could be seen at every streets corners with steaming pots and delicious smell of food enticing passerby. It was especially inviting in this cold weather. Nothing is better than a bowl of hot soup or noodle for breakfast to warm the tummy.

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Steaming hot

Just across the road from our hotel was a lady selling some sort of noodle. It turned out to be the best bowl of seafood noodle ever! Seriously.

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Seafood noodle with escargot and all

The bowl of noodle looks strange because it had so many ingredients all at once. Tomatoes, escargot, minced beef, bean sprouts,green onion and fried onions. It was the first time i had tasted escargot and it was not bad at all. The food in Hanoi never fails to amaze me.


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Selling Loh Mai Fan (sticky rice)

There are also many kinds of Loh Mai Fan (sticky rice) in Hanoi. Some are plain and some are brown or yellow.

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Yuck!

The lady had a hard time understanding us. We brought a packet of the rice back to our hotel room. Unfortunately, the rice had cool by then and it was tasteless. LOL *the peanuts so little only ler…


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Mobile chee cheong fun

On another side of the street, we spotted a lady selling Chee Cheong Fun (rice noodle roll). Known as Bánh cuốn, the Chee Cheong Fun here is different from those we normally have in Malaysia. Instead of the sweet sauce, it comes with diluted fish sauce and pieces of tauhu.

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Cold chee cheong fun

Actually there are many different types of Chee Cheong Fun you could find in Old Quarter. Some have ground pork fillings and served with bean sprouts. The one we had was just plain thin sheets of of rice noodle with sprinkles of fried onions on top. I’m not sure it’s because the hawker haven’t have the time to prepare our plate coz the rice noodle was cold. But it was refreshing and tasted just as good. *yum yum!

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Spot the old hag?

Our short stroll brought us to Hong Giay Street (Coffee Street) once again. We decided to have another drink of Vietnam coffee
before we leave.

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Vietnam black coffee and cream coffee

I have no idea how many cups of coffee while i was in Hanoi. I had so much coffee, i lost count. Trust me, it’s so good, it’s addictive.

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Fresh roses on the streets

While everyone were enjoying breakfast and setting up shops for the day, the wet market was lively and buzzing with people. The place is so packed that we had to elbow our way out. I think i have few bruises to show after that.

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Lively wet market

It was quite narrow and the fresh produce were spilling onto the street. But still locals ride their motorcycles into the wet market, stopping at each stalls to check out the goods. Even in the market, they couldn’t stop honking.

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Selling all kinds of fresh produce

However, it was a good experience battling through the market. Fresh produce and goods comes in abundance… even seafod! It’s really wonderful watching the trade. I wonder if bartering is acceptable here *hehehe

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Fishes anyone?

Remember i wrote a post on the non-profit restaurant in Hanoi named KOTO (Know One Teach One)? Well, we actually went there for lunch to show support… and out of curiosity.

The food looks tempting right? Read my review to find out :P

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Food At Koto

There are many weird interesting incidents that happened in Hanoi. We got conned by a kid, then by a lady selling donut (the most expensive donut i’ve ever bought!), saw a giant penis and much more. One incident that i’ll definitely never forget is our desperate hunt for the loo. *yeah we went toilet hunting -_-”
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Most expensive donut!

We had checked out early from our hotel and hired a taxi at a tourist agency nearby to take us to the airport later in the noon. It was still early went for a walk. When we got back we asked to use the loo but the staff told me the building have NO toilet!!! *wtf??!! We ran around looking for a toilet but failed! It was hilarious.


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Toys!

They DO NOT have toilets! Period. Most of the tiny shops in the town don’t have a toilet. It’s either that or they are reluctant to let you use it. In the end we had to return to our hotel to borrow their toilet *so paiseh!


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Guess what’s this… it’s mobile stoves!

Enough about toilets and such already!

Well, finally our taxi arrived and we had to leave.


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Ready for home

We passed by streams of cherry blossom and kamquat tree seller trying to earn more income for the coming New Year. It was a perfect sight before we left the unique town.

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Cheery blossom…sigh…

Although we were reluctant to leave, we were looking forward to be back home. It’s one thing to visit Vietnam but another thing to live here. Life in Hanoi is stressful and exhausting. For the first time i am glad to be a Malaysian.

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Souvenirs


With Hanoi behind us, i’m ready for a new chapter.


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Bye bye Hanoi

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Note: All photos are taken with my Panasonic Lumix F8.

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