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That’s Not Sexy, This Is


I almost chocked yesterday after reading about the fuss on Malaysian’s school uniform. Apparently it’s too transparent and it’s attracting men who can’t control themselves but is blaming us females for dressing inappropriately. Meaning it’s attracting perverts. How else to describe such creatures with no self control, right? Yeah i thought so too.

The student association’s vice-president Munirah Bahari had stated that “the white blouse is too transparent for girls and it becomes a source of attraction to men, who are drawn to it, whether or not they like looking at it.” – taken from thestar.com.my


So i sat back and watch what drama this stupid statement is going to start. *wakakaka! Some people just don’t know when to shut up.

Today, this was in the newspaper.

“I totally disagree with the statement. What? Even wearing baju kurung is still not enough?” she (program manager – Norhayati Kaprawi) asked.

“As for the white blouse being too transparent, Malay women who are in mourning wear white baju kurung. Even Umno women wear white baju kurung. So what is the issue?” she said when contacted yesterday. – taken from thestar.com.my

And i laughed and laughed and laughed.

Malaysian uniform is not sexy. It’s as safe and boring as you can get. Now this is sexy.



Maybe the perverts men they are referring to (who can’t help themselves from ogling) should move to some place like Japan. It would help them train on self control.

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David Won and Lose


I am watching American Idol right now. I know i know, David won and the other David lost. I knew it since the moment i woke up this morning coz everyone just can’t shut up about it.

You know what’s David’s mistake? Too choir boy and too much boring inspirational songs. That’s the reason he lost. I’m a the other David’s fan all the way.

Just wished i could get that darn YouTube running. The site is not loading for god’s sake!

There goes my idea of stuffing my blog with David’s clips. Bah!

There you go… you know which David i’m referring to right?

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CBN The Shining Star Of My Life


All of a sudden my old school song pops up in my idle mind. It’s been such a long time since i’ve sung it. I can’t even remember some of the verses.

Do you remember yours?

English Version
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CBN
The shining star of my life
You will always glow within me
And through me you will shine forth
A new light others will follow

CBN
With us your memory will stay
You will always light the way
Show us our strength and our hope
CBN, our start forever more

So hear our song sung with spirits strong
We the girls of CBN today
Will lift up our motto and strive to be
Simple in virtue
Steadfast in duty

So hear our song sung with spirits strong
We the girls of CBN today
The youth of tomorrow we promise to be true
For CBN we love you.

Malay Version
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CBN
Sinar bintang hidupku
Bercahaya di sanubari
Sering begemerlapan
Pancar sinar untuk semua

CBN
Ingatankan bersemi
Kerana kau penyuluh hidup
Tunjukkan harapan teguh
CBN, bintang abadiku

Dengarlah suara semangat waja
Kami insan CBN kini
Teruskan cita dan usaha
Tulus dengan fadilah
Azam dengan bakti

Dengarlah suara semangat waja
Kami insan CBN kini
Bakal pemudi harapan negara
Kerana CBN kau tercinta

Sigh… sure bring back great memories…

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The Chronicles of Narnia > Sue Me For Having A Childhood


Note: I can’t access nuffnang’s website. I’m getting nervous. My fingers are twitching. I’m starting to sweat. I need to see my analytics…


2008 turned out to be a year for fantastic movies/blockbusters afterall… at least the second half of the year is turning out great anyways. Just when i’ve lost all hope and sanity watching never-ending, tasteless comedies and cheesy romance stories, one after another on screen. Then comes a list of awesome kick-ass shows. First it was Ironman. Now it’s Narnia.

I’m not gonna attempt posting a review on the new Narnia chronicles (The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian) coz i sux at movie reviews. If i’m any good at it, i would be an acclaimed movie critique by now.


I actually read 3 series of the Narnia books (The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe, Prince Caspian: The Return To Narnia and The Horse and His Boy) when i was in primary school. It was a hand-me-down from my cousin sister. The books were so precious, they were practically attached to me 24/7.
I loved the stories so much. It was magic. *Hey, i was a kid. Talking beavers and lion god amazed me. Sue me for having a childhood -_-”. I lost the book since then. Mom must have given it away without me knowing.

It’s only natural that i jump at the very first chance to watch the Narnia movies. I heart the first one; The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe. And contradict to some who said Prince Caspian is a flop, i liked it. I would have prefer the word “love” but “like” is a more suitable word. No thanks to the boring first part of the movie. It’s the part where the Pervensie kids were brought back to the land of Narnia 1300 years later.
However, no one is to blame coz it’s according to the storyline. Nevertheless, the second half of the show was great.

They did try to inject some humour into the movie but i wonder if anyone understands it. Mr. bf and i were the only ones laughing out loud and it was embarrassing. I guess any movie is as good as the company that you’re with… that or we have really sick weird sense of humour… *i apologize to all the other movie goers who had to suffer from our loud guffaws and chortling.

I will be looking forward to the next series, The Voyage of The Down Trader where only Edmund (I have a thing for Edmund) and Lucy and another cousin will be back in Narnia for another adventure. I’ve not read this one but i’m still gonna watch it when it comes out coz Narnia is magic.

By the way, parents should really get your kid on the Narnia books. It’s classic and you’re kid will be as smart as me :P

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Men Likes All Things Big

Following the conversation i had with mr. bf.

Me: I’m not used to using this new LCD screen lar.
EatAllYouCanShung: Why lar. It’s syok wat! (syok means cool).
Me: I don’t understand why you must get a 22″ screen. It’s so big but most of the website size still small wat so it’s the same.
EatAllYouCanShung: But it’s syok!
Me: What so syok lar?!
EatAllYouCanShung: The bigger the more syok wat!
Me: But no point wat…
EatAllYouCanShung: Guys like big things lar. Big car, big screen, big bikes, big everything. The bigger the better. Syok!
Me: -_-”

Guys, please enlighten me as to why men like big things. Big guns, big bikes, big cars, big screens, not so big girls but with big… oh you know what i mean.

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Naughty Naughty Singaporeans


This is what blogging had come down too.

Sex

sex blog

Vs.

Cyclone

nargis cyclone

Vs.

Earthquake

china earthquake

Drumroll please…
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.
And the winner is…
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.
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Sex. With 41 nangs… Well of course.

I received a spike in Singaporean readers as well. Naughty naughty Singaporean readers *hint hint don’t be shy :P.

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Uhm… I’m Capable of A Sex Blog


Ok, this post is not rated 18-SX at all. I just want to remember this when i get old and cranky and have amnesia. It’s not always that someone think i should or more amazing is that someone somehow incredulously think that i COULD start a sex blog. He thinks i have a good imagination *wakakaka! … ermmm… somehow that didn’t came out right but nevermind that.

Apparently that someone (you know who you are) thinks i should start a sex blog coz perverts guys will be rushing in and girls will be secretly passing by the blog. The blog traffic would be huge.

It’s not easy starting a sex blog. Most probably it’ll end up poorly executed, trashy and more of a amateurish, tasteless porn. “My dear, sorry to disappoint you. I don’t even read romance novels at that. What makes you think i could write one? “. However, i’m flattered by the mere suggestion. Thank you. *hahaha

Oh god, talking about romance novels, image of big chunky Fabio is flashing through my mind. Ewww…

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