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Cheating On You or Just Plain Distasteful?

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Mr. Bf have a stash of 18-SX aka porn stuff he enjoys every once in a while. Actually it’s stashed in one of the folder in his C drive that he hopes thinks i couldn’t or wouldn’t find. *B, sorry i made you sound like a pervert :S. We’ve been together for almost 2 years and i couldn’t care less what porn he’s watching but my hand was feeling somewhat itchy last night. I checked out some of the stuff he downloaded diligently from the web. I was horrified… uhm… more like geli-fied (squeamish) actually.

He came into the room and caught me red handed. Oops!

Embarrassed, he hid under his blanky while i pretended to be darn disgusted and laughed at how distasteful he is. *damn i love torturing him. Then he did what most men would have done in this kinda situation.

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He launched into a speech on how females are all the same when it comes to porn.

Me: Don’t come near me!
Bf: Girls are all the same. Guys really shouldn’t let them find it or else there’ll be trouble.
Me: Where got wor. I just think it’s so geli!
Bf: Girls always like very ‘gempak’ when find out their bf got porn hahaha. All guys watch it lar. Not like we’re perverts or what.
Me: I know. But so no taste lar the clips!
Bf: I don’t get why some girls like so horrified when found out their bf watch porn. They think their bf so holly molly meh.
Me: Muahahahahahahahahaha!

Here’s the thing. I don’t think it’s wrong watching those stuff but i think most porns are distastefully executed. It’s pretty vulgar and not classy at all. That’s according to me, a female.

I do know a handful of girls who went/would go berserk and anxious when/if they found a Playboy or Penthouse or whatever else the boyfriend had locked up in his treasure trunk of manhood. They went/will go “Oh my god!! He’s a pervert!” or “He’s cheating on me that no good son of a b*tch!“. Are you one of those naive ones?

Guys should really keep it locked up somewhere safe. When the girlfriend find out about your precious booty, the worst is they’ll think you’re cheating. Or if she’s like me she’ll probably see you in a different light and have fun torturing you with it.

Right now i’m thinking “I always thought i have good taste so i picked a boyfriend whom i think also have similar and exceptional taste in things… but how come Mr. Bf turned out to have so bad taste geh??“)

Muahahahaha!

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12 Responses to “Cheating On You or Just Plain Distasteful?”

  1. BB COMMUNITY says:

    ah kuan, i feel that u r evil that is toturing your bf now by writing this post~

    ah kuan bf, i can understand how u feel, let’s keep it among us, buddies~

    amen~

  2. email2me says:

    Me and my house mates all watch together lor regardless gals or guy. Nothing is wrong with that. On a damn big TV some more. 40″ LCD TV :D

    Is the mentality of Malaysian actually. In Gold Coast Australia, a lot people are naked along the beach. Same goes for Japanese Onsen (Hot Spring). Guys and gals all naked dip into the same pond without any divider.

  3. keeyit says:

    Just dun know how’s ur bf feel when he read your post.. hahaha.. I guess guys watch porn are normal.. hmm..

  4. cbenc12 says:

    yeee..porn.. i cant imagine catching my bf watching it.. maybe i should ask him.hehehe..

  5. shung says:

    Tangkap basah…… wuwuwuwu

  6. Steven Goh says:

    damn, this bb community call u “ah kuan” I tough he was calling “ah kua” (trans-sexual guy). FYI Kuan, almost 99% of the porn movie are vulgar and non classy at all. If all the porn movies are made in noblemen and classical way like Victorian gentlemen and Shakespeare style, sure no guy will buy that already. Guy usually like to watch wild and fantasy types of porn movie where they are hardly meet in real life and therefore the porn movie are so highly demand. I really hope my gf won’t read this particular comment, else I will kena dee.

  7. shung says:

    Great mind think alike. Totally agree with that haha

  8. JeromeFo令狐冲 says:

    Porn only ma. I’m pretty sure that every parents got watched before.
    So, what’s wrong with guys watching it? To me, porn is something like ‘art’….Only childish people will think that it is something ‘hamsup’.

  9. SlowCatchUpKuan says:

    bb>> nope. i’m not evil… don have horns coming out of my head LOL

    email2me>> waaa u have to stress on the 40″ LCD TV ker hahaha it’s cool.

    i do agree that it’s a malaysian thinking.. actually it’s kinda asian thinking.

    kee yit>> watch out for the comments on this post. you’ll know how my bf and all other guys will feel LOL

    cbenc12>> so did you ask him?? i’m curious hehe

    steven>> wei… don’t hint that u think i look like a kua ok :( *sob sob… anyways, it’s funny coz my bf quoted the same thing that you commented here”. exactly the same! LOL guys and girls think so differently. haha

    shung>> don’t be so proud u got supporter ok. -_-”

    jerome>> ppl get mistaken that i’m agaisnt porn by writing this post LOL i’m actually ok with it. i’m just making fun of mr. bf. my point is there are some naive girls i know that will be so shocked if they find out. haha it’s funny.

  10. pikey says:

    hmmmm… all guys do watch porn… and i got the experience of watching porn with my hsemates, guys and gals…

    i think it’s part of the growing up experience…

  11. bacterium says:

    Eh Shung, I thought last time you got 5 hard disks worth of porn.. where did they go? :P

  12. SlowCatchUpKuan says:

    pikey>> yup i gree. it’s normal lar haha

    bacterium>> wow 5 hard disks? i’ve gotta borrow some muahahahahaha! i bet u had double that right? :P

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