He came into the room and caught me red handed. Oops!

Embarrassed, he hid under his blanky while i pretended to be darn disgusted and laughed at how distasteful he is. *damn i love torturing him. Then he did what most men would have done in this kinda situation.

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He launched into a speech on how females are all the same when it comes to porn.

Me: Don’t come near me!
Bf: Girls are all the same. Guys really shouldn’t let them find it or else there’ll be trouble.
Me: Where got wor. I just think it’s so geli!
Bf: Girls always like very ‘gempak’ when find out their bf got porn hahaha. All guys watch it lar. Not like we’re perverts or what.
Me: I know. But so no taste lar the clips!
Bf: I don’t get why some girls like so horrified when found out their bf watch porn. They think their bf so holly molly meh.
Me: Muahahahahahahahahaha!

Here’s the thing. I don’t think it’s wrong watching those stuff but i think most porns are distastefully executed. It’s pretty vulgar and not classy at all. That’s according to me, a female.

I do know a handful of girls who went/would go berserk and anxious when/if they found a Playboy or Penthouse or whatever else the boyfriend had locked up in his treasure trunk of manhood. They went/will go “Oh my god!! He’s a pervert!” or “He’s cheating on me that no good son of a b*tch!“. Are you one of those naive ones?

Guys should really keep it locked up somewhere safe. When the girlfriend find out about your precious booty, the worst is they’ll think you’re cheating. Or if she’s like me she’ll probably see you in a different light and have fun torturing you with it.

Right now i’m thinking “I always thought i have good taste so i picked a boyfriend whom i think also have similar and exceptional taste in things… but how come Mr. Bf turned out to have so bad taste geh??“)

Muahahahaha!