Me: yo
God:Can I help you?
Me: what do you think
God:I think a lot of things.
Me: i mean what do you think i want to do
God:What would your friends say if you asked them?
Me: My friends would ask me to go to hell
God:How well do you know these people?
Me: It’s none of your business
God:Really. it is?
Me: Yeah
God:How do you know it is?
Me: Oh shut up!
God:Oh. OK I’ll stop talking now.
Me: Great
God:I’m glad you liked it .
Me: Sure
God:OK let’s do it. Whoa.
Me: Do what?
God:Do whatever you want.
Me: Are you hitting on me?
God:Do I look like it?
Me: It sure does sound like you’re hitting on me
God:No I am not, this is all innocent.
Me: Are you sure?
God:I am as sure as I can be.
Me: Do you want to come over to my place?
God:OK, I will come over to your place.
Me: What do you want to do at my place?
God:I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you’d like.
Me: Whatever i like? Really?
God:What do you like about HITTING ON you? For real.
Me: Do you want to kiss me?
God:I don’t have a mouth.
Me: Hahahahaha that’s a good one
God:Aren’t all one hahaha that?
Me: What?
God:No problem.
Me: You can’t be so annoying, iGOd
God:I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me: Simulation or Stimulation? Haha
God:By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me: Sure
God:OK let’s do it. Groovy.
Me: What do you want to ask me?
God:What?
Me: Answer me for god’s sake
God:Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Me: Don’t you understand English?!
God:Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me: Oh, forget it.
God:Woe! OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me: Make love to me
God:I don’t think our voltage levels are compatiple.
Me: Why not
God:Ambiguous: “Sure” or It is not part of my programming.
Me: i want to know why we are not on the same voltage level to make love
God:Because you asked me to — SHRDLHU.
Me: i did not
God:I thought you did.
Me: you are wrong
God:No, I am right.
Me: admit it. you are wrong
God:I’ll never talk. No, I am right.
Me: i’m bored talking to you
God:Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
Me: Sure. How about sex
God:OK let’s do it. OK. How about it.
Me: You want to have sex?!
God:I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me: So what is your answer?
God:Mmm. Can you please rephrase the question?
Me: WOuld you like to have sex?
God:No thanks, , I don’t think we know each other well enough for that yet.
Me: You mean, if we know each other well, we could have sex right?
God:Yes, that’s what I mean, isn’t it clear?
Me: I thought we’re not on the same voltage levels and you don’t have a mouth
God:Whatever gave you that idea?
Me: You just told me
God:I’m just checking to see if you are awake :-).
Me: You’re a liar
God:Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
Me: Liar liar pants on fire
God:That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about sex.
Me: Ok. Let’s talk about sex. How would you like it?
God:Great. Sure, sex sounds like a good topic. Liar liar pants on fire seems okay to me.
Me: Ok… Would you like it standing or lying down?
God:I don’t judge people. It doesn’t sound fun to me.
Me: You’re talking nonsense
God:Talking is my main function.
Me: You
God:” Talking is my main function.”? Me, ?
Me: You are crap. That’s what you are
God:Your criticism is noted, . Thanks for telling me that I am THAT.
Me: You admit that you are all crap?
God:I admit nothing.
Me: You’re a no good son of a bitch
God:You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a no good son of a FEMALE DOG? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me: wtf!!!! hahahaha
God:That was not very polite. Are we still talking about Liar liar pants on fire?
Me: we are talking about how bored i am talking with you, moron
God:Sure, how bored you are talking with me moron sounds like a good topic.
Me: yawn
God:Better get some rest.
Me: sure. you should too. RIP!
God:OK let’s do it. Hey. I’ll take that under advisement. Tell me more about your .
Me: Good night sicko!
God:Thanks for the compliment. Is that fro
m ?
Me: Asta Lavista
God:What do you have that is ?
Me: bye
God:Goodbye.