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From Hoan Kiem Lake to St. Joseph’s Cathedral


Continuation from:-
From The Airport
Busiest Town On Earth
Lost In Old Movie Like Town
Braving the Cold on Scenic Seascape
Natural or Man-Made Beach?

Blue Lagoon
Chambers and the Mini Dicky

27th January 2008
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Once we got back to the highway, our 2 days of calmness and tranquility on Halong Bay seems ages ago. Its a world apart. The traffic was so crazy and the honking of cars was driving me up the wall.

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Honk honk honk!

It was a 3 hour plus drive back to Old Quarter. Naturally we pulled a stopped at yet another crafts workshop. Time to pee. *wakaka! Hop back on. Lets go!

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Naked women and lions

I noticed that graves were scattered on the paddy fields. Initially when i saw the tombs, i thought it was those small monument where people pray and put joss sticks on. It’s so weird that the paddy fields are doubled as cemeteries.

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Cemeteries…Boo!

Carying our heavy backpacks, we scour Old Quarter for a room to stay. Our stay in previous guest house (on first night) was a nightmare. I practically died freezing.


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Where got room??!!!!!

I had no idea it was so difficult to get rooms at Old Quarter. It wasn’t even peaked season. Every hotel or guest house was fully booked and occupied.

We were getting desperate. It was either get a room or sleep on the streets watching big fat rats running around.

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Traditional barber on the street. How cool is that?!

Finally we found a hotel with room to spare. One thing i learned from this experience is to always plan ahead. You’ll never know how desperate we were. We had nowhere to go *whack head!

Thank god we found a room! It cost us USD20 for it (air-con, heater and even internet access in our room). Initially it cost USD25. We insisted on not paying a dollar more than 20 and we got the room… minus the breakfast -_-”.

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Internet woo hoo!

We put down our baggages and head out for a walk before the night fall.

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Hoan Kiem Lake

The Hoan Kiem Lake is one of the major scenic spots in the city. Situated in the middle of Hanoi, it is the heart of the city. The atmosphere at the lake is totally different. Its very relaxing and its obviously is a location where the locals come for some leisure time. Locals especially youngsters and couples would come out to the lake side for an evening stroll. *can see couple smooching also hehe.

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No smooching here… yet


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Hoan Kiem’s Huc red bridge

At the northeast corner on a small island of the lake is the Ngoc Son Temple also known as “Jade Mountain”. Here is where Vietnam’s famous scholars and intellectuals are worshiped.


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Beautiful red Ngoc Son

You have to walk through the Three-Passage Gate or Tam Quan and across the Flood of Morning Sunlight Bridge or The Huc to reach the temple. The island temple opens onto a small courtyard. Foreigners flocked the temple.

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Joss sticks Red door

There (in fact in most temples in Hanoi), present 3 religions. Locals worships Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism altogether. There are separate altars for each religious statues.

Vietnamese are very religious you know.

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Confucianism? Taoism? Buddhism?

One of the main attraction of the temple’s pagoda is the 6-ft-long stuffed tortoise in a glass casing. According to legendary mythology, the giant reptile that helped in the defeat of the the northern Ming aggressor back in the 15th century.


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Giant tortoise a legend to behold

In memory of the victory of Vietnamese against the Ming China, the emperor built the Tortoise Tower which now stands majestically in the middle of the lake.


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Tortoise Tower… sory blur a lil’ hahaha

When we were done at the Ngoc Son temple, the sky was already dark.

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Shoplots nearby the lake

The streets near Hoan Kiem lake is very different from those within the center of Old Quarter. It’s much more modern with Western delis, up scaled boutiques and cafe’s and less congested. I even spotted traffic lights… although not much motorist take any notice of it -_-”. So, be careful even at the traffic light junctions. You might get run over… ALOT.

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Air asia!

Just for the record, Nine West was having a 70% sale. I mean like darn cheap-clearance-sale that type. *whyTF am i so poor. Discount liao also cannot afford…

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Nine west having discount ler…

As we walked down the street to the T junction, i saw the most magnificent sight. The St. Joseph’s Cathedral! I had no idea that it was near the Hoan Kiem Lake at all. Stumbling across this historical monument was the best thing that could ever happen.

Personally i have a thing for old cathedrals… even though i’m not a Christian myself. To me, they are just the most romantic architecture ever built. Very very Gothic.

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Old gothic St. Joseph


Towering over the surrounding shops, St. Joseph’s Cathedral was actually built by the French during the nineteenth century replacing the demolished Bai Thien pagoda. St. Joseph‘s Cathedral is the largest congregation in Hanoi and the north of Vietnam. It’s a timeless piece lost in the modern-day era.


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Spectacular St. Joseph

The courtyard in front of the church was packed with a procession of motorbikes, bicycle cabs people and beggars waiting at the fence. Standing on the top platform of the 2 stairs leading to the building, with so many people looking on, we kind of felt like a rock-star ready for a night of rocking concert. *wakaka!

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Motorist and people ready for mass

I was there when the wooden doors of the cathedral opened to allow the masses in. It was scary! People flocked… i mean stampede into the building, pushing and elbowing on the way. In a matter of minutes the building was full. T
here are plastic stools available at the side of the building but you have to push your way through.

I seriously recommend the live broadcast on LCD screen outside of the building. You’ll breathe better *wakaka!

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Holy evening mass…i mean like wow!

Before we retire for the night, we went to have a look at the famous Dong Xuan market. After all, it is Vietnam’s oldest and largest market. Won’t miss it for the world.


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Setting up stalls

The market opens quite late, so when we arrived at about 7pm the peddlers just started to set up tents. The tents occupied almost the whole street so if you’re looking for something you’ll most probably find it here. The market offers offers goods of all sorts from fresh produce, household appliances to women accessories and more.

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Groceries anyone?

Much like our Petaling Street in Malaysia, there are hundreds of stalls selling fake branded stuffs. Gucci? Prada? You can find it here. It’s definitely cheaper than Malaysia though.

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Shoe peddler

I hold on tight to my backpack coz the street was swarming with people. I mean REALLY. Walking from the start till the end of the market was not an easy task.

Tired and hungry… and a lil’ bit dizzy from looking at stuff at the market, we had dinner at Hang Bo street where we got conned by a 10 year old kid.


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Old Quarter food. Yummylicious!!

The boy was playing with some foreigner next to us. He was darn adorable. Like celebrity kid adorable ok.

Boy: Hello, buy from me? *offered us some chewing gum.
EatAllYouCanShung: You speak English?
Boy: Yes. *hugged his body tightly as though he was shivering
Me: Me: Very cold? Me too! Brrr….
Boy: Yes *Colgate smile
EatAllYouCanShung: How much?
Boy: 2,500 don.
EatAllYouCanShung: I only have 1USD. Do you have change?
Boy: Yes
Me: You have change right?
Boy: Yes yes!
EatAllYouCanShung: Ok. Here you go.

He took his money and off he went to the next table then he disappeared. Where’s the change ler…

To be continued at:-
3 hours, 6 Destinations

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Note: All photos are taken with my Panasonic Lumix F8.

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Random Funnies


Check this out. It’s hilarious. I practically rolled on the floor watching this. Just watch it till the end.

She’s a sure winner *muahaha!

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I can’t believe it but someone found my blog with this keyword “masturbating | wanking | jerking | jacking | fondling | whacking | wacking | stroking | flashing flasher or exhibitionist or wanker or masturbator or pervert -crossflash -electronic -news -cunt -fisting -busty -anal -pussy -mardi -mardigras -suspect -jury“. *ewwwwww!

It might have been flagged from my post, Beware of Perverts. It’s on my nuffnang analytics. I mean how desperate can a person get! *i can’t stop laughing!

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My birthday is coming and i need to get a life.

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Pawned by ReviewGod


I just got pawned by the almighty ReviewGod *muahahahaha! (thank you x for the review).

Well, it seems that i might as well turn my blog into a travelogue coz that’s the only thing readable in my blog *wakakaka! Everyone is only interested for the travel tips i give. I don’t mind. If only i have the $$$ to travel so much. Is there anyone willing to sponsor me? I promise that i’ll come back someday to write the most amazing and fantastic travelogue ever. Anyone? No?… Sigh… Guess i’ll just stick back to my paid post then *wakaka! No wonder x says my blog looks like those make money blog at first glance.

Anyways, i got this blog ratings which i think x is being much too kind to me.

7 Kobe (my pup) star for content and info.

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4 Cotton (the pup i gave away) + 1 Mug Mug (the pup that ran away) star for layout.

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Cute hor? I am taking x’s advice. Apparently, readers gets confuse whether it’s a hyper link or not. So, i’m not changing the color of my fonts or bold-ing it as i like except for my dialog which starts with a ‘*‘ in orange.

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Bob Marley Dreadlocks feat. in 10,000 B.C.


I was going to watch Waterhorse yesterday but ended up in the cinema with tickets to 10,000 B.C. Surprisingly, i enjoyed it better than i had expected. I’m a sucker for movies with narrations in the background and especially ones on this genre *so-so acting ignored lor. So i’m vouching hard for this movie. But i like 10,000 B.C. for all the wrong reasons.

The storyline is plain cheesy. Caveman in Bob Marley dreadlocks recruits warriors of different tribes to save his beloved not to mention hot cave woman, battling strange creatures, talked to a saber tooth tiger , saving slaves and gigantic woolly mammoths on his way. I hate to make you disappointed but the famous saber tooth tiger on the moive posters only had 2 short scenes in the movie.

Anyways, it’s a typical heroic, brotherhood, good wins over the bad plot but with a lot more skin. In fact… there are a lot more skin colour. (someone told me that the B.C. is associated with Benetton Colors for the various tribes in the movie LOL!). I must warn, there are scenes very much similar to the Spartans in 300.

However, i love the idea of the cavemen having an adventure on their journey across the continent… oops i guessed continents doesn’t exist back then.

EatAllYouCanShung: I think the cavemen originate from UK. See it’s very cold and got ice. Its at the north.
Me: Hmmm… i think so and they came to Malaysia!
EatAllYouCanShung: Huh? Where got?
Me: Got! They travel to Malaysia then to Africa then to Nile River and to Egypt.
EatAllYouCanShung: Don’t have lar.
Me: Got got! *excited! The scene where they suddenly came into a jungle with the gigantic birds that rips them apart. That’s Malaysia lar. Got jungle and tropical climate wat. Sure Malaysia!
EatAllYouCanShung: Yeah yeah… -_-”

Also, the CGI was spectacular. I love the mammoths. They are so adorable. The mammoth hunting scene was fantastically real. I had a hard time watching them being hunt down by the cavemen… and… and…

Ok. Who am i kidding. It’s solely becoz Steven Strait looks great in dreadlocks.


No Woman No Cry

I think he better stick to the dreadlocks and sing the “No Woman No Cry” song.


Noooo!!! Dreadlocks please!

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Random Mou Liu Questions

I have nothing to write so here’s a tag.

Tagged! Random Questions

Instruction: Remove ONE from below and add in your own personal question, make it a total of 20 questions. Then, tag 8 people in your list and list them out in the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged. Whoever does the tag will have blessings from all.

The person who tagged you is: BlurryHunniee

1. What’s your favourite anime at the present time?
I hate anime. Period.

2. Given the chance, what special ability/power would you like to have?
I wanna be invisible. It’s so cool. I can walk around naked and nobody will know… hmm… the powers like in the Jumper movie would be nice too.

3. What’s your favourite colour? Why?
Black coz i’m fat.

4. Where is the place you want to go the most?
Spain. Machu Pichu. I donno. I wanna be everywhere.

5. If you have one dream to come true, what would it be?
Be a multi-millionaire where my money never runs dry for eternity. I’m not greedy.

6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
Ermm… sure. But it never happens to me after a rainy day if you know what i mean.

7. Do you think friends are important?
I’m a lone ranger. If the horse counts then… ok. Important.

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
Make another million with it.

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
Me? I’m a coward.

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
She’s my sister. I’m not allowed to say bad things. But all sisters thinks that their sister(s) is evil don’t they?

11. Which type of person do you hate the most?
Two timing bastards and liars.

12. What is your ambition?
To be a bold rich and beautiful.

13. If you have fault, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
Point it out to me in a nice nice way or else.

14. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
For now it’s earning a whole truck load of money. I want my own carefree life.

15. Are you a shopaholic or not?
I could be.

16. Find a word to describe the person who tagged you.
Blur

17. If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
Be more of a optimist.

18. Is there anything that you have done which you regret?
Countless dude.

19. What makes you different?
I’m not fat, i’m big boned.

20. Do you feel good to be friend with the person who tagged you? Why?
I sure can’t get rid of her so i better live with it.

Alright.. I am done! I’m tagging…
BB Community
Desmond
Alan
Silverisle
Kimfei
Stella
Egg
CurryEgg

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Tai Yee Ma’s Letter

Dear BlurryHunniee… in fact… dear ‘kind and tolerable’ hostess all around the world,

First of all i would like to thank all of you for having me every month without fail even though i know it is ever so difficult. I am not an easy guest to deal with i know. If given a chance i would not trouble you at all and leave you alone for eternity but hell no i can’t. Why? Coz God entrusted me with a mission. A mission so great that will determine the future of mankind. I am to grant fertility to all female on the planet… that and because i am really getting to like visiting you too much. So get that in your tiny head already. It’s not about you. It’s about the future generation you selfish b***h.

Eventhough you loathe me and had since condemned me to hell for the hundredth and thousandth time by now, i forgive you coz i am a forgiving person and i love leaving you in misery every single month. Stop complaining that i give you headache, bloating, water retention and whatever nonsense you can think of. Don’t blame me for your own lack of exercise and unhealthy life style.

Like any other ‘yee ma’ (aunty), i can’t stand watching you jam your arteries with grease and oil and expending the size of your posterior on the couch eating popcorn, caramel to top. I’m really tired of visiting you every month, playing the cleaning lady. So, i make you suffer and learn. If you’re still complaining, means you are a slow learner and not because i’m a psycho who likes to make you unhappy and have leg cramp… eventhough i do enjoy it watching your stupid pained face. And oh… you retain water coz you don’t bother to sweat it out. It’s not my fault that you’re lazy.

I can leave you dry (puns intended) and ‘cut’ you out from my monthly visits but then you’ll be begging me coz you miss me. Don’t deny it. Trust me you will miss me. Afterall, we are blood related (pun also intended). So behave yourself and be grateful that you’re still worthy of my visit.

Ps:// I’m sorry i’m late. Old lady like me can’t walk too fast.

Sincerely,
Your Tai Yee Ma (Your aunty)

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My Pajama Party

Simon said that i should have went to Nuffnang’s Pajama Party the other day so i would have something to write about coz i have a mundane life with nothing sufficiently interesting that would earn a place on a post on my blog so i would not end up like an old woman sitting on a rocking chair fidgeting with my imaginary Siamese cat’s fur thinking if i could turn this cat-old-woman-rocking-chair story into a fantastic sex-lies-and-political post on my blog (the last… uhm… 2 sentences are contributed by me and not Simon). *phew that was long!

BB Community also suggested that i blog hop to get some inspiration. Good idea… not! Since every… well almost every blogger out there is practically singing their oohhs and aahs about the Pajama Party that i didn’t get the chance to go.

I didn’t go to the party. I don’t even have nice nice pajamas like those hot gals were wearing on that night. This is what i had on instead.

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Damn geli

My Kinohimitsu foot pad said to have a detoxifying effect. Grey means your healthy, brown means its normal detoxification, black means you’re in big big trouble.

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Sexy hor?

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