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Britney Spears Headstone in Hanoi


Among all the weird stuff i had encountered in Hanoi, here’s one of them.

They have a street called the ‘Coffin Street‘ where you could see whole row of shops selling coffins and headstones.

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May Britney R.I.P.

It’s an obituary for Britney Spears. I know her career is the music scene is dead but i had no idea that she had a headstone in Hanoi all prepared *muahahahaha!
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I am composing the 1.4k photos i had taken from Hanoi. Please be a bit patient alright :P

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Snippet from Hanoi Part 2

12) Tour to the temples and pagodas while it drizzles. Darn museum is closed on Mondays…arggghhh!
13) Shopping time in the market.
14) Had crap (weasel shit) coffee at local coffee house and bought some home. *best coffee i ever had!
15) Walk through the street of Hanoi and stuffing our face with street snacks. *super!
16) Damnit… our hotel had a short circuit… in fact the whole block was in the dark.
17) Drinking dirt cheap cold beer at night while watching the busy street of Hanoi streets.

Tomorrow we have to wake up early and rush in hope to catch the changing of the museum guards in wee morning. Have lunch at a non-profit restaurant. Then *sob sob to the airport…

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Snippet from Hanoi

I have internet access in my room. How we got from planning a budget trip to now having our own internet access in the hotel room is a long long story but i will keep it for another day.

My first 3 days in Hanoi had been the most awful but amazingly wonderful and lucky one. Here’s a snippet of what had been going on:-

1) Arrived only to find out that it’s the coldest day of the month. Probably below 8 degree Celcius.
2) Spent the night in a budget guesthouse with no heater and no water heater!
3) Got lost in Hanoi when it was raining. *icy cold!
4) Accidently board on a luxury private junk for half the price. The most expensive boat ride ever!
5) Almost fainted on top of a hill.
6) I saw a giant penis.
7) Back from Halong Bay with no place to spend the night.
8) Stumbled upon a hotel with our very own internet access on cheap price.
9) Been to the busiest ad largest night market i’ve ever been to.
10) Experience eating at the street stalls of Hanoi.
11) Got conned by a adorable 10 year old kid.

Today we’re going on a city tour to temples and all the literature stuffs… and we’re on for a weasal crap hunt *wakakakaka i’m not kidding we really are gonna hunt for some rodent shit!

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Hanoi, Just A Few Hours Away

I’m on my way to Hanoi now. Don’t go anywhere. I’ll be back soon!!!

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Internet Down: International Link Down


Couldn’t access most of the sites last night. I was cussing to hell and back. I thought my modem had given way to arthritis. Not again…. *i must have stepped on PC God’s tail. Everything is dying on me nowadays…

However, a check with TMnet last night found that the international link is down. Will be up and running by 25th. It will be better today. Might be a lil’ slow.

If you’re having a hard time accessing sites later, you’ll know why. No need to bring your modem see doctor ok. Poor modem.

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Pi Xiu Scammers


I was doing some spring cleaning last week and came across this pamphlet. Someone left it at my house gate sometime ago. This crap is darn funny *wakaka!

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Pusat “Pi Xiu” scammers


“Pi Xiu” di pusat kami telah disembahyang lebih daripada ratus tahun, selalu tolong penganut yang menghadapi masalah selesaikan macam-macam masalah. Tak kira mahu tanam tuah atau harapan. Semua pun akan senang dapat. Minggu lepas tiba-tiba terbakar. Selepas siasatan pusat kami, dapati “Pi Xiu” ingin bagi harta sebanyak 30 juta untuk tolong orang ramai. Harap orang yang dapat harta dapat tolong lagi orang susah atau orang yang hadapi masalah.

“Pi Xiu” adalah binatang yang sangat baik di segi tuhan, sama seperti naga dan singa. Wajah “Pi Xiu” lebih kurang sama dengan singa, ada dua tanduk yang sangat tajam di atas kepala, mata dan gigi yang sangat tajam, seluruh badan penuh dengan bulu yang gulung. Wajahnya pun sangat ganas. “Pi Xiu” bukan saja baik di segi tanam harta boleh juga halau hantu dan roh -roh yang kotor. Pada zaman dahulu, orang suka letak “Pi Xiu” di tei kubur untuk tanam “Feng Sui” yang sangat baik. “Pi Xiu” juga senang nampak di rumah Raja atau oragn kaya. Nampaknya orang kaya pada zaman dahulu juga sangat senang semasa makan, lagipun “Pi Xiu” tiada punggung. Oleh itu, “Pi Xiu” tak pernah bunag najis atau kencing. Oleh itu dikatakan “ada masuk tiada keluar”, seperti orang yang berniaga ada untung saja tak akan rugi. “Pi Xiu” bukan saja baik dari segi harau hantu kotor, juga dapat tolong orang yang berniaga. orang yang judi juga sangat suka “Pi Xiu”.

Pengalaman Tan Kok Wa

Saya Tan Kok Wa sebab niaga jatuh, telah rugi banyak duit, lagi hutang sangat banyak. Saya sangat sedih pada masa itu. Tapi nasib baik saya dapati “Pi Xiu” dapat tolong orang susah, ingin tolong orang kena nombor untuk selesaikan masalah. Dengan hati ragu-ragu, saya pun cuba telefon Pusat “Pi Xiu” untuk dapatkan bantuan. Dengan pertolongan “Pi Xiu” saya telah kena nombor dan dapat hadiah pertama. Selepas itu, semua masalah saya diselesaikan. Intuk menunjukkan hati saya yang ingin berterima kasih, saya pun buat iklan ini, harap orang ramai yang menghadapi masalah kewangan, jangan ragu-ragu lagi, segera telefon Pusat “Pi Xiu”. Kalau ada jodoh, pasti akan dapat bantuan dan selesaikan masalah anda.


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It even comes with a copy of 30 million cheque wakaka

Kepada Tan Kok Wa Daripada SlowCatchUpKuan
Saya niaga tidak jatuh tapi PR jatuh. Tak hutang banyak tapi sedih sangat sebab tiap tiap hari makan telur ayam PR 0. Tak boleh tidur tak boleh makan sebab sponsor tak suka telur ayam. Sponsor tengok telur ayam terus lari. Oleh itu saya takde wang lebih lagi. Nanti, jumlah pembaca diari ini pun kurang kepada kosong. Saya ni kira orang susah ke? Ade jodoh ke? Boleh telefon Pusat “Pi Xiu” ke? “Pi Xiu” tak ade punggung… boleh takung PR ke?

Muahahahahahahahahaha!

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Happy Birthday BlurryHunniee!!! Muacks!!


You’re what? 22 as of today right?!

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I wish you pretty and slim always sis. Happy Birthday!!!

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