Disclaimer: This is for the pure purpose of entertainment. This might be fiction. No bloggers were hurt in the process.
THE BIG ONE O – When you’ve become a famous celebrity blogger
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1) Your Chat Box had become a battle ground or a common chat room for people other than… uhm… you. You no longer reply or join in coz you have no idea wtf are people in there blabbering about anymore… ironic isn’t it.
2) Your conscious kicks in. “Should i delete those bad-ass comments from strangers i don’t blardy knows because it’s ruining my blardy mood, makes me want to straggle someone and it is tarnishing my handsome/cute/goddess-like reputation!” or “Maybe i should just leave it… people are frickin’ free to say anything they want… plus it’ll show how generous i am… :P”… haha just kidding.
3) People no longer get what you’re writing bout. It’s like you writing how you almost got killed accidentally with a panty. If you’re asking what color the panty is the point is proven. By the way it’s red.
4) You have no idea if your blogging quality had improved or had gone down the drain because no matter what you post, there’ll still be 101 comments on your blog’s comment section. You write about how dirty your sox are and people will go “Yeah, my sox are dirty too. You rox!”. You write about how your bum itches in the morning before you bath and people will go “Ohhh you sexy devil you! I wish i could scratch yours for you!”.
5) Someone made a rude comment about you and all of a sudden there are supporters aka loyal readers backing you up. Well, your readers might be more angry and passionate about it than you :P.
I.e.
Hate Comments: XXX writes like a drunkard and is more fugly than a frog.
Loyal Readers: F*ck you! XXX is so handsome and you’re just jealous.
Hate Comments: Fine. Beauty is on the eye of the beholder but he still write like a drunkard.
Loyal Readers: No he doesn’t! Stop dissing him! I’ll kill you! He doesn’t even drink ok?!!
Hate Comments: How’d you know?
Loyal Readers: I…i…i…i just know lar. uhm… yeah i know lar… Whatever lar. You sux!
6) Out of a sudden you get invitations to events and functions and get to mingle with real celebrities personalities. You feel awkward but is enjoying it. Hell, you can even walk into someone’s birthday or reunion uninvited and still get a warm welcome as if you’re the star of the night.
7) You’ve been in hiatus from blogging for weeks but your reader stats still maintains a respectable count. This only means someone is hacking into your stats generator and manipulating your visitor count in attempt to falsely boost your already growing ego to sabo you… or… there really are loyal readers checking your blog out every minute or so for updates.
8) You get hate mails that make you grumpy and depress. You start to think and moan why people always misunderstood you… but you’re subconsciously loving it coz hey, only famous people who is well known enough in public gets fan mails and yeah hate mails right?
9) You’ve got people coming up to you from nowhere to say hi as if you guys are long lost friends. You feel people staring and whispering about you but just when you look at them they seems to divert their eyes to the shop’s window behind you.
10) You can identify to most of the points above… Well, congratulations then :P
ouch…i can’t seem to relate to any of the 10points..
Sigh…
lol. I *wish* this was happening to me.
Pheww… I don’t hit any of the points, thank god! Kekeke…
Lol~
The celebrity blogger club is quite exclusive :)
Good List.
NICE ONE!..i got a hate mail once regarding my blog…unreasonable anonymous person actually..haha
He! He! I think I know who u refer to! A fellow with two big nuts????
Have a nice day!
heh. i dunno about those points. haha… xD
Darn…not even close to the top 10
Hahaha that was a quite a funny post.. hahaha and informative.. I’ll tell u when i manage to hit even ONE! lol.. nice blog.. keep it up :)
You’ve done this in an impressive way.. Great job. I feel that most of the points that you’ve listed here look like some celebrities bloggers. Like Xiaxue?Kenny?Nicole? Emm…. really look a like..
Well, I don’t get any point above.. so.. obviously, I am not one of them.. :)
you ish wrong. i ish a celeb blogger and i dont have anything with your so called list! i ish hating you!
haha joking only. the points crack me up! HAHAHAHA! and they remind me of some fehmes blogs :D
kif aka the first commentor: that is becuz u ish always at 3.8 and there is none in betweem the third and fourth points. poor boi XD *pats head*
1. didn’t install a chat room in my blog. :p -OUT-
2. Maybe, not much comment in my blog. -HALF ACCEPTED-
3. No idea -OUT-
4. No Yet -OUT-
5. Not Happen Yet, soon? lolx.. -OUT-
6. Half half. -HALF ACCEPTED-
7. Up and Down… -OUT-
8. Only 2…. kira accepted lah…. -ACCEPTED-
9. Yes, becos i am too TALL.. lolx.. -ACCEPTED-
10. Not really… -OUT-
Conclusion,
-OUT- – 6
-HALF ACCEPTED- – 2
-ACCEPTED- – 2
Don’t think so I am… But… Do you know what happen tomoro?
:p
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I like this blog! Very funny haha :)
3.8>> haha is that good or bad? kekeke
kian hung>> be careful what you wish for. it might come true u know :P
kenny>> thank god. slaughter a chicken and pray kekeke
wombok>> very very exclusive :P
christine>> waa u got hate mail ar? wan me defend u not? haha
horny>> a fella with 2 big nuts? u ar? :P
jon>> nvm u donno. good that u donno wakaka
alex>> welcome to the club haha
aronil>> thanks! do tell me ar. then i send u a hate mail :P kidding!
curryegg>> thanks! me also not in the list lor
pinksterz>> yes!!! i am a celebrities. someone is hating me already muahahahahaha my ego growing want to burst liao wakaka
shukuen7788>> haha u are right. u might be one of them one day :P
pa9an>> me funny? muahahaha see see i am celebrity liao! muahaha :p blek
hahaha, Thank God I’m safe :)
chen>> hahaha its not suppose to be a bad thing lar.
awwwhhh i wish i could be a celeb blogger ehh! hahaha. but its quite true, all the pts!
abby>> muahahaha *wink *wink