THE BIG ONE O – When you’ve become a famous celebrity blogger
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1) Your Chat Box had become a battle ground or a common chat room for people other than… uhm… you. You no longer reply or join in coz you have no idea wtf are people in there blabbering about anymore… ironic isn’t it.

2) Your conscious kicks in. “Should i delete those bad-ass comments from strangers i don’t blardy knows because it’s ruining my blardy mood, makes me want to straggle someone and it is tarnishing my handsome/cute/goddess-like reputation!” or “Maybe i should just leave it… people are frickin’ free to say anything they want… plus it’ll show how generous i am… :P”… haha just kidding.

3) People no longer get what you’re writing bout. It’s like you writing how you almost got killed accidentally with a panty. If you’re asking what color the panty is the point is proven. By the way it’s red.

4) You have no idea if your blogging quality had improved or had gone down the drain because no matter what you post, there’ll still be 101 comments on your blog’s comment section. You write about how dirty your sox are and people will go “Yeah, my sox are dirty too. You rox!”. You write about how your bum itches in the morning before you bath and people will go “Ohhh you sexy devil you! I wish i could scratch yours for you!”.

5) Someone made a rude comment about you and all of a sudden there are supporters aka loyal readers backing you up. Well, your readers might be more angry and passionate about it than you :P.

I.e.
Hate Comments: XXX writes like a drunkard and is more fugly than a frog.
Loyal Readers: F*ck you! XXX is so handsome and you’re just jealous.
Hate Comments: Fine. Beauty is on the eye of the beholder but he still write like a drunkard.
Loyal Readers: No he doesn’t! Stop dissing him! I’ll kill you! He doesn’t even drink ok?!!
Hate Comments: How’d you know?
Loyal Readers: I…i…i…i just know lar. uhm… yeah i know lar… Whatever lar. You sux!

6) Out of a sudden you get invitations to events and functions and get to mingle with real celebrities personalities. You feel awkward but is enjoying it. Hell, you can even walk into someone’s birthday or reunion uninvited and still get a warm welcome as if you’re the star of the night.

7) You’ve been in hiatus from blogging for weeks but your reader stats still maintains a respectable count. This only means someone is hacking into your stats generator and manipulating your visitor count in attempt to falsely boost your already growing ego to sabo you… or… there really are loyal readers checking your blog out every minute or so for updates.

8) You get hate mails that make you grumpy and depress. You start to think and moan why people always misunderstood you… but you’re subconsciously loving it coz hey, only famous people who is well known enough in public gets fan mails and yeah hate mails right?

9) You’ve got people coming up to you from nowhere to say hi as if you guys are long lost friends. You feel people staring and whispering about you but just when you look at them they seems to divert their eyes to the shop’s window behind you.

10) You can identify to most of the points above… Well, congratulations then :P