The news on ‘Singaporeans Blur On Sex‘ is old news but i still don’t get it. I was utterly speechless when i read the news about many Singaporeans who don’t know how to ‘do it’. Ok i can kinda forgive those who are inexperience in sexual intercourse but the couple already did it like about 1,000 times and still don’t get it?! The hymen still intact??! *which black hole did you en route to???…
What’s more hilarious is that the guy is a doctor *holy crap now i know why i have a phobia going to clinics!
Thank god it’s not happening in Malaysia… Yeah right.
Before you guys laugh yourself silly at our ‘beloved’ neighbours, here’s a conversation that i roughly recalled from my college days. *i swear i didn’t made it all up k and sorry it’s a lil bit vulgar.
JoeHandFling: Ei actually which… uhm… ‘hole‘ do they… uhm… you know what…
Me: Girl, there’s only 3 ‘holes‘ lar.
SirenPipu: Yeah. One to urinate another to defecate. You think which one?
JoeHandFling: There’s 3 ‘holes‘??!! So many meh… Wow…
EatAllYouCanShung: Don’t tell me you didn’t know. You’re a girl!
JoeHandFling: No.
Me, SirenPipuEatAllYouCanShung<: -_-" . . .
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JoeHandFling: I really don’t understand why people can get high doing oral sex…
SirenPipu: Why? Certain people like it wat.
JoeHandFling: Can get high meh? Oral only wor.
Me: Ei you know what is oral sex or not?
JoeHandFling: Of course la. I just don’t understand why if you just talk talk talk to your partner then he’ll get high…
<EatAllYouCanShung: WTF! Hahahahahahahhaha!
Me, SirenPipu: -_-”
Stop laughing. Ignorance is everywhere. We’re not any better.
That’s right. Females are gifted with it. Lol… nice point and I get it. haha..
some ppl really blur lik,e my friend haha
not tat hard actually… just remember….
Angkat
Tolak
Masuk
Picit
Simple kan?
michael,
i think the problem is
angkat, tolak then masuk mana untuk picit *lol. hopefully won’t salah tempat pump petrol la
oh gosh… how common ignorance like this is… its funny how we live in a culture where there are two extremes… people (albeit the minority) who are liberated and open (read: educated) about these issues and those highly ignorant about basic biological functions of their own bodies (even though they may ‘do it’). of course, the vast majority of Malaysians fall somewhere in between – not caring at all. lol. go figure.
Lol, the conversation is both funny and… amusing. =_=”"”
I guess in Malaysia, the topic of sex, or rather sex itself, is still deemed as ‘forbidden’ or ‘taboo’ or whatever you call it. Be it in the family, education, media, etc.
What!? 3!?
crys,
i think you got a point there. i do not believe that some people out there are generally… uhm… less knowledgeble on such topics because of their culture or because it’s a ‘forbidden’ subject. It’s just coz people don’t care at all.
hajime,
like what i had responded to crys comment. i agree with her that some people just do not care. i think even though asia is more ‘shy’ on topics such as sex because of culture and everything, i guess if you would take the time and effort to learn it, you could.
Lol!
The oral sex bit just killed me. Oh my.
wombok,
it killed me too! Luckily i have 7 lifes :P
LOL so funny your friend.
Maybe they just lack of exp ba :)
Crystal aka Bing Qi Ling ,
She’s a real blur queen :P
LOL so funny hahahah love it. for me, it’s okay that’s people don’t know coz they will know it one way or another :) hahahaha learn slowly lo…
cheers!
talk talk talk and get high hahahahahahaha
hugz
netster,
:) learn slowly ar? that couple do for so many years also never learn wor
Umm that’s kinda weird! your friend really so naive :) never mind la… she is cute right ahahhaahah
cheers!
Your friend got no bf is it? If not later her bf ask for Oral sex, she’ll start talking.
simon>> at that time i think no haha she’s adorable lar. a bit blur so forgive her :P