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It’s been like 15 years since my last visit. So, i went to the zoo yesterday to check out the conditions now and… also to look for any photo evidence of apes with butt pus muahahaha!

Full parking??!!! Wtf?!! People have nothing better to do on weekends is it?

There were limited parking spaces available. Almost all space were taken. And here i thought, no one would go to the zoo nowadays… hmmm… i was wrong. Lotsa kids and family, foreigners, couples pak toh-ing and of course people who don’t have nothing better to do like me *wakaka.

What’s there to see?

I had no idea that the ticket was going to be so damn expensive. I remember it used to be few RM per person. Now it’s RM15 per adult.

Map to animal kingdom

First few stops were familiar coz there were the usual animals like giraffes, elephants, peacocks etc etc. Just like old times but with better structured enclosures and more animals.

Giraffes… Gosh look at the tougue! Friggin’ long :S

I love elephants

The place was friggin’ pack with these birds! It was like another episode of Invaders. I had no idea what species are they. Some kinda stork or something. I was damn afraid of them dropping bird-bomb on my head or pecking me but their not afraid of me -_-”. They are everywhere.

If you’re lucky enough you could see them catching fishes thrown into the lakes by the zoo attendants.

Birdy don’t bomb me please!

The right one freakingly resembles vulture. Thank god it’s just an old hag of a stork…

There was a small wallaby inside the emus enclosure. A smaller version of Aussie’s kangaroo.

Emus… tasty emus

Scary dears… errr i mean deers

Oh hey! I cought some butt licking sessions *woo hoo!

Hmmm… Sang Kancil, wangi-nyerrrrr buntut you

Hmmm…. aik why no milk dear?

My first time seeing a real life lion! Mom and dad forbade us going to the carnivore sections when we were kids. Afraid we might accidentally climb in or fall in or whatever -_-”

Forgive him for not looking his best. It was right after the rain. No time to comb hair.

I need a blow dry! … Wall’s sponsor me a hair-dryer please

Guess who’s my sponsor? … Maybank. Duh!

I loved the leopard. The fact that it was not in those water enclosed parks but in a cage was even better. Coz it was just in front of me. I could put my hand in and pet it… and risk loosing a finger or 2 maybe.

Don’t hate me coz i’m beautiful

BuffaloBill: Pheweet!! Mooooooo!!!!! MissHaughtyTotty: Ceh… get a life ler!

There were a flock of ostriches looking all high-classy-your-highness-like.

I was laughing like hell when i saw this one. Chicken bumps on the arse muahahaha!



Look properly. Buntut botak. All feathers fell off liao.

This was the best part. The scene was really cool coz it looks like a safari with ostriches, zebras, giraffes and rhinos wondering freely on the field. Too bad it’s not maintained properly as the same with the rest of the poorly maintained enclosures within the zoo

Safari

Nice nice

Look who sponsored the camel enclosure.

Who you looking at?!!! @^#*$#$&#!!

So far, in this episode we saw no sign of butt pus or butt cancer. There were some deers caught in the act, a bald arse ostrich, a diseased-infected looking camel (not the one above), and some tongue exercise from the giraffe… Yep, i’m pretty sure there’s no pus involved.
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Coming soon on CSI at Zoo Negara episode II, featuring orang utans, crocs, hyenas, hippos, panthers, capybara (the largest rodent in the worlds) and many more. Stay tune.