The news on ‘Singaporeans Blur On Sex‘ is old news but i still don’t get it. I was utterly speechless when i read the news about many Singaporeans who don’t know how to ‘do it’. Ok i can kinda forgive those who are inexperience in sexual intercourse but the couple already did it like about 1,000 times and still don’t get it?! The hymen still intact??! *which black hole did you en route to???…

What’s more hilarious is that the guy is a doctor *holy crap now i know why i have a phobia going to clinics!

Thank god it’s not happening in Malaysia… Yeah right.

Before you guys laugh yourself silly at our ‘beloved’ neighbours, here’s a conversation that i roughly recalled from my college days. *i swear i didn’t made it all up k and sorry it’s a lil bit vulgar.

JoeHandFling: Ei actually which… uhm… ‘hole‘ do they… uhm… you know what…
Me: Girl, there’s only 3 ‘holes‘ lar.
SirenPipu: Yeah. One to urinate another to defecate. You think which one?
JoeHandFling: There’s 3 ‘holes‘??!! So many meh… Wow…
EatAllYouCanShung: Don’t tell me you didn’t know. You’re a girl!
JoeHandFling: No.
Me, SirenPipuEatAllYouCanShung<: -_-" . . .

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JoeHandFling: I really don’t understand why people can get high doing oral sex…
SirenPipu: Why? Certain people like it wat.
JoeHandFling: Can get high meh? Oral only wor.
Me: Ei you know what is oral sex or not?
JoeHandFling: Of course la. I just don’t understand why if you just talk talk talk to your partner then he’ll get high…
<EatAllYouCanShung: WTF! Hahahahahahahhaha!
Me, SirenPipu: -_-”

Stop laughing. Ignorance is everywhere. We’re not any better.