Being an all-time typical city girl, i heaven forbids can’t ride a bicycle, climb a tree or swim even if there were bunch of snarling dogs or starving piranhas at my tail.

I also can’t recognize streets and roads…. can’t remember landmarks… so that means that i can’t really drive… Uhm… yeah and that means my being-a-city-girl-excuse is just a crappy baloney excuse for not being able to multitask. Laugh all you want, i don’t care *haha watever

Stop it already…geez!

Anyway, in my desperate search for a fool-proof sutra to loose all the excess baggage i call F.A.T> (Figure Attacking Tyrant) which is in the danger of transforming my used-to-be medium-size waist into a full blown tree trunk, i finally willingly explored the art of swimming. Very exaggerating i know but fighting F.A.T is a really big deal to me to make up for all the orgasm inducing food i’d been consuming. *blame it on EatAllYouCanShung! Basically this F.A.T program is so that i can continue to munch on heavenly food … and coz lately i’d been having all kinda old-people-aches and i need more exercise *wakaka

I forced the culprit to teach me swim. Fortunately the pool at his condo’s vicinity is often occupied mostly by kids so no adults could point at me and laugh… err…only children could point at me and laugh… -_-”

Little did i know the hero who was suppose to teach me to swim like a fish, can’t even paddle like a dog too well! *i’m not laughing at you dear. i think its cute hahahaha. We ended up playing a fool in the pool where BlurryHunniee pretended to be Spiderman, we pretended to synchronize swim and all of us had underwater running competition.

In the end i’ve got to give credit to EatAllYouCanShung coz he got the hang of it without any help after 2 trips to the pool. BlurryHunniee will continue to do theater in the water. As for me, i am still fighting the pool current like a drowning frog. Maybe 2 more trips will earn me a blue ribbon for dog paddling?