First of all please do not laugh at my primitive aged mobile phone. Now you know why i desperately joined the Chipster contest. My Sony Ericsson went on a suicide mission and never came back. I think he *yes it’s a HE merajuk coz i keep dropping him on the street and occasionally thrashed him when i emo, so his pride was a tad bruised) Now i’m just grateful that i have this (loaned from my life saver).

Well, my trustee Nokia woke me up insanely early this morning. Some moron sent me this sms.
 

WTF??!! Now i’m wide awake!
 

Do i look like a have prostate cancer?… Err… do i even look like i have a prostate??

Nevermind. They’re just selling herbal products… or so i thought…
 

Wow! That makes me want to have some so i can have a happy rumah tangga!
 

What’s with everyone trying to sell these tongkat ali and kacip fatimah stuff? I really don’t get it. If it’s a health product then it’s ok. But… arghhh… just look at the description. “Meningkatkan daya seksual. Suami hebat. Isteri Gembira….”. My goodness! Could they be more conspicuous?

If you CAN’T do it then go see a doctor or something. If you CAN do it but wants to have a hell rising orgasm, then go exercise and practice more!

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Or maybe we should get some coz if we don’t, then we would have a gloomy rumah tangga. No fun lor.
 

So young?? Woo hoo!!
 

I didn’t bother censoring the mobile number. After all, isn’t publicity what they wanted? Plus it’s from a Cik Gee, so i thought i’ll lend a hand to my fellow female counterpart *wakaka girl power! Hmm… i’m guessing she’s either not happy with her husband’s ‘ability’ or… she has an ..ahem… extremely happy life with her husband so she thought she’ll spread some love around.