Attempts to tell some lame but hillarious jokes to i-don’t-get-it people makes me want to pull out my hair!

Me: Hey, i can’t sleep… Entertain me. Tell me a joke.
KidCheng: Err… i donno any lar.
Me: EatAllYouCanShung told me a lot of stupid racist jokes he read from the net on the way back just now.
KidCheng: What jokes? Tell.
Me: I donno how to tell jokes wan. Sure become not funny. Everytime also i don’t remember parts of it.
KidCheng: Hahahaha that’s a joke.
Me: Huh?
KidCheng: You asked me to tell you a joke right? Then i ask you to tell me. Then you say you donno how to tell jokes. That’s a joke. So i tell you that it’s a joke. Meaning i just told you a joke just like what you asked me to do initially lor.
Me: -_-”

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Me: He told me few quite funny wan. But racist lar… but it’s just a joke lar.
KidCheng: What?
Me: Ok. Why are Indians not good at football?
BlurryHunniee: Who say Indians are bad at football???
KidCheng: Yalar. They really good wat. If not why so many of them playing football?
Me: Ei it’s just a joke la. For joke purpose la. Answer me la.
BlurryHunniee: Yalar. So not logic wat…
KidCheng: Yalar. They where got bad in football.
Me: Forget it lar. -_-”

(I ended up telling the whole joke but the response was…similarly lame-O, -_-”)