A quick one.

I am in a bad mood.

I’m bored outa my mind.

I am so hungry 24/7, i could devour a cow right now even after eating so much the whole day.

I am so bloated, i think i am going to burst like a compressed balloon.

My clothes are so tight coz i’m bloated like an old aged whale.

I suspect i am having PMS.

I feel hopeless coz i am lost.

Someones’ parents are in town, so i have nothing to do. Is it possible to hate people’s family?? Right now i do!

WTF??!! Ikea doesn’t sell meatballs anymore!