I had a really bad day today. The word ‘bad’ is an understatement. *so damn malang i couldn’t believe it.

Today, i’m a cross between a hibernating panda and a fat arsed hippo. (does panda even hibernate? Whatever i don’t care) Like any other day, i woke up super early. Even with only 3-4 hours sleep, i still never failed to wake up before 8.30 am on most of the days. Drowsy, lethargic with dark puffy eye bag.

I washed the same pile of clothes twice. As i stared blankly at the pail, it took me more than a few seconds to realize that i had just dumped a whole pile of freshly washed clothes back into the pail of water. I had absent-mindedly re-collected the clothes that i had just hung to dry and dumped it back into the pail! So back to washing again.

I dozed off after 2 pages of ‘Daughter of The Killing Fields’. Don’t be mistaken, the book was great. I was not.

I missed the commuter train. I was only seconds away from getting on the train but it pulled off right before reached the platform. I was in a hurry for an interview but i had to wait for another train… Moments like this makes me wish that i have a car… Well, technically i do own a car. Uhm… it’s just that mom drives it and pays the loan installment. *coz my driving skill cannot pakai wan.

I almost died and went to hell. Ok, i exaggerated but i did almost fell onto the railway track had i not managed to grab on to a not-so-nice Malay guy’s hand to stable myself. There was a gap between the train and the platform i didn’t notice. Not-so-nice coz he quickly pulled away and jeling at me *ei i’m not gile ok! Moments like this reminds me why had i avoided taking public transport for so long.

I missed my destination. I was supposed to get off at KL Sentral but some moron called my mobile and asked for me to attend an interview which ended up in me declining coz she ended the conversation by telling me it’s a rotating shift job in the middle of nowhere *tell earlier and don’t waste my time ma -_-”. Stupid moron distracted me so i got off at the wrong station.

I had to cancel my interview appointment coz that stupid stupid commuter train was delayed and i had only 10 mins left to get there. I had to re-schedule to tomorrow instead.

I missed another station. I finally got on the commuter and headed back to KL Sentral. Switched to Putra LRT to KLCC station. Guess what? I missed that station too coz by then i was so dead tired i could lie down on the LRT floor and just pengsan sleep.

Now, i’m ignoring my diet, stuffing my face with a Whopper Jr. at KLCC’s Burger King (BK) waiting for EatAllYouCanShung to get off work while ranting on a piece of paper.

So what has all this meaningless ranting got to do with ’1-5 Napkins – A Justin Caser’? Nothing.

BK has this advert hanged on the wall that says:
 

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0 Napkins – A Confident Eater
1-5 Napkins – A Justin Caser
6-9 Napkins – A Big Spiller
10+ Napkins – A Stealer
Have IT Your Way

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